Sissy (One Pride 🦁💙🤍)
@sissyblade.bsky.social
Anxious Millennial Trash Panda. Made fun of bad fanfics (including her own) in the past. Often tired as heck.
Pinned
Me on the outside: *calmly sipping tea*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
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Brandon Aubrey missed
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Brandon Aubrey missed
This season's on a damn bender with all these injuries.
I'm late catching up on NFL news, but Patrick Mahomes and Micah Parsons both tore their ACLs?!? Craziness...
December 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This season's on a damn bender with all these injuries.
The rule of the NFL: Zebras eat Lions
December 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The rule of the NFL: Zebras eat Lions
"exudes an aura of Icy-Hot" is sending me 🤣
Why the hell is Seattle playing so soft in coverage? This is embarrassing.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
You’re going against a guy that’s gonna get the senior citizen discount at Denny’s after the game. He exudes an aura of Icy-Hot. He’s calling his accountant in between plays.
December 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"exudes an aura of Icy-Hot" is sending me 🤣
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ESPN dumping out to a boner pill commercial *during play* in the Arizona-Alabama game.
December 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
ESPN dumping out to a boner pill commercial *during play* in the Arizona-Alabama game.
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Paul Levesque trying to hide his anger at the crowd turning on him but failing miserably because he immediately turned BRIGHT red was amazing to watch.
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Paul Levesque trying to hide his anger at the crowd turning on him but failing miserably because he immediately turned BRIGHT red was amazing to watch.
My whole timeline's just pulling out the damn Wrap it Up box on this college basketball game 😆
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My whole timeline's just pulling out the damn Wrap it Up box on this college basketball game 😆
Me: You know, I'd like a good, chilly day.
Weather: Here, have 23 degrees F with a wind chill of 1 degree F.
Me: GODDAMMIT, NOT THAT CHILLY!
Weather: Here, have 23 degrees F with a wind chill of 1 degree F.
Me: GODDAMMIT, NOT THAT CHILLY!
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Me: You know, I'd like a good, chilly day.
Weather: Here, have 23 degrees F with a wind chill of 1 degree F.
Me: GODDAMMIT, NOT THAT CHILLY!
Weather: Here, have 23 degrees F with a wind chill of 1 degree F.
Me: GODDAMMIT, NOT THAT CHILLY!
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*Bill Kennedy makes dramatic announcement*
"Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"
"Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"
December 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*Bill Kennedy makes dramatic announcement*
"Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"
"Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
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This is fucking pathetic on Steam’s part. There’s no way in hell “has muslims” should be approved as criticism, and the DEI whining is the same hateful sentiment with a flimsy cover draped on.
I can only assume Valve *agrees* with the bigotry if it’s gonna keep claiming such nerdzi shit is valid.
I can only assume Valve *agrees* with the bigotry if it’s gonna keep claiming such nerdzi shit is valid.
We had an Overwhelmingly Positive score on Steam, then these two reviews rolled in
Why does Valve allow this?
Why does Valve allow this?
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This is fucking pathetic on Steam’s part. There’s no way in hell “has muslims” should be approved as criticism, and the DEI whining is the same hateful sentiment with a flimsy cover draped on.
I can only assume Valve *agrees* with the bigotry if it’s gonna keep claiming such nerdzi shit is valid.
I can only assume Valve *agrees* with the bigotry if it’s gonna keep claiming such nerdzi shit is valid.
Translation: Health's pretty much tanking.
NEW: Trump says it is "seditious, perhaps even treasonous" to question his health
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Translation: Health's pretty much tanking.
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It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
Yeah, this season is definitely super drunk...
Jalen Hurts turns it over twice on one play, the Eagles fan reaction is classic
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yeah, this season is definitely super drunk...
Two rivals play, and I can't root for a tie because my BF will still remind me of the Packers/Cowboys tie...
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Two rivals play, and I can't root for a tie because my BF will still remind me of the Packers/Cowboys tie...
Aw, criminy, not AGAIN...
Jayden Daniels questionable to return after reinjuring left elbow.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Jayden Daniels questionable to return after reinjuring left elbow
Daniels was blocked to the ground on an INT return, with the quarterback's elbow hitting hard on the turf.
www.nbcsports.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Aw, criminy, not AGAIN...
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Colts QB Daniel Jones has been ruled out with an Achilles injury. Just awful.
Colts QB Daniel Jones hobbled off the field with a lower leg injury, a non-contact one. Jones is dealing with a fractured fibula, but this is the other leg. Riley Leonard is the backup.
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Colts QB Daniel Jones has been ruled out with an Achilles injury. Just awful.
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And then nearly losing the headset transmitter trying to pick them up
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
And then nearly losing the headset transmitter trying to pick them up
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Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
Oh. My GOD.
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh. My GOD.
Okay, I admit that it was unusual of me to scream "THEY ATE SAM DARNOLD!" in front of my own ma...
(Yes, that was in response to a sack.)
(Yes, that was in response to a sack.)
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Okay, I admit that it was unusual of me to scream "THEY ATE SAM DARNOLD!" in front of my own ma...
(Yes, that was in response to a sack.)
(Yes, that was in response to a sack.)
So.
All of my teams lost.
All of my rivals are happy.
And on top of that, I get sick because of my sinuses.
And my voice is gone.
Hmm. Safe to say that this weekend sucks ass. Yeah.
All of my teams lost.
All of my rivals are happy.
And on top of that, I get sick because of my sinuses.
And my voice is gone.
Hmm. Safe to say that this weekend sucks ass. Yeah.
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So.
All of my teams lost.
All of my rivals are happy.
And on top of that, I get sick because of my sinuses.
And my voice is gone.
Hmm. Safe to say that this weekend sucks ass. Yeah.
All of my teams lost.
All of my rivals are happy.
And on top of that, I get sick because of my sinuses.
And my voice is gone.
Hmm. Safe to say that this weekend sucks ass. Yeah.
Y'know...
When I said that the Lions needed O-Line help, this was NOT what I expected.
(But it's sure as hell welcome!)
www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2025/...
When I said that the Lions needed O-Line help, this was NOT what I expected.
(But it's sure as hell welcome!)
www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2025/...
Center Frank Ragnow is coming out of retirement to rejoin the Lions
One of the anchors of the Detroit Lions, center Frank Ragnow, announced his retirement on Monday.
www.clickondetroit.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Y'know...
When I said that the Lions needed O-Line help, this was NOT what I expected.
(But it's sure as hell welcome!)
www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2025/...
When I said that the Lions needed O-Line help, this was NOT what I expected.
(But it's sure as hell welcome!)
www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2025/...
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One popular Thanksgiving tradition is making a wish while breaking the fulcrum of the turkey, more commonly known as the wishbone. 🧵⬇️
(NOT HIM)
(NOT HIM)
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One popular Thanksgiving tradition is making a wish while breaking the fulcrum of the turkey, more commonly known as the wishbone. 🧵⬇️
(NOT HIM)
(NOT HIM)