Sissy (One Pride 🦁💙🤍)
@sissyblade.bsky.social
Anxious Millennial Trash Panda. Made fun of bad fanfics (including her own) in the past. Often tired as heck.
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Me on the outside: *calmly sipping tea*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
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*Bill Kennedy makes dramatic announcement*
"Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"
"Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"
December 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
*Bill Kennedy makes dramatic announcement*
"Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"
"Go ahead, Bill Kennedy"
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
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This is fucking pathetic on Steam’s part. There’s no way in hell “has muslims” should be approved as criticism, and the DEI whining is the same hateful sentiment with a flimsy cover draped on.
I can only assume Valve *agrees* with the bigotry if it’s gonna keep claiming such nerdzi shit is valid.
I can only assume Valve *agrees* with the bigotry if it’s gonna keep claiming such nerdzi shit is valid.
We had an Overwhelmingly Positive score on Steam, then these two reviews rolled in
Why does Valve allow this?
Why does Valve allow this?
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
This is fucking pathetic on Steam’s part. There’s no way in hell “has muslims” should be approved as criticism, and the DEI whining is the same hateful sentiment with a flimsy cover draped on.
I can only assume Valve *agrees* with the bigotry if it’s gonna keep claiming such nerdzi shit is valid.
I can only assume Valve *agrees* with the bigotry if it’s gonna keep claiming such nerdzi shit is valid.
Translation: Health's pretty much tanking.
NEW: Trump says it is "seditious, perhaps even treasonous" to question his health
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Translation: Health's pretty much tanking.
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It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It's so funny to watch them periodically half-ass try the "Your body belongs to the Reich and it is your duty to keep it fit for the Fuhrer" stuff to their base of the laziest people in America whose idea of attending a political rally is to drive their trucks around a parking lot.
Yeah, this season is definitely super drunk...
Jalen Hurts turns it over twice on one play, the Eagles fan reaction is classic
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yeah, this season is definitely super drunk...
Two rivals play, and I can't root for a tie because my BF will still remind me of the Packers/Cowboys tie...
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Two rivals play, and I can't root for a tie because my BF will still remind me of the Packers/Cowboys tie...
Aw, criminy, not AGAIN...
Jayden Daniels questionable to return after reinjuring left elbow.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Jayden Daniels questionable to return after reinjuring left elbow
Daniels was blocked to the ground on an INT return, with the quarterback's elbow hitting hard on the turf.
www.nbcsports.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Aw, criminy, not AGAIN...
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Colts QB Daniel Jones has been ruled out with an Achilles injury. Just awful.
Colts QB Daniel Jones hobbled off the field with a lower leg injury, a non-contact one. Jones is dealing with a fractured fibula, but this is the other leg. Riley Leonard is the backup.
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Colts QB Daniel Jones has been ruled out with an Achilles injury. Just awful.
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And then nearly losing the headset transmitter trying to pick them up
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
And then nearly losing the headset transmitter trying to pick them up
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Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gambit is a deeply unserious man
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
(Marvel rivals infinity comic 31)
Oh. My GOD.
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Oh. My GOD.
Okay, I admit that it was unusual of me to scream "THEY ATE SAM DARNOLD!" in front of my own ma...
(Yes, that was in response to a sack.)
(Yes, that was in response to a sack.)
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Okay, I admit that it was unusual of me to scream "THEY ATE SAM DARNOLD!" in front of my own ma...
(Yes, that was in response to a sack.)
(Yes, that was in response to a sack.)
So.
All of my teams lost.
All of my rivals are happy.
And on top of that, I get sick because of my sinuses.
And my voice is gone.
Hmm. Safe to say that this weekend sucks ass. Yeah.
All of my teams lost.
All of my rivals are happy.
And on top of that, I get sick because of my sinuses.
And my voice is gone.
Hmm. Safe to say that this weekend sucks ass. Yeah.
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
So.
All of my teams lost.
All of my rivals are happy.
And on top of that, I get sick because of my sinuses.
And my voice is gone.
Hmm. Safe to say that this weekend sucks ass. Yeah.
All of my teams lost.
All of my rivals are happy.
And on top of that, I get sick because of my sinuses.
And my voice is gone.
Hmm. Safe to say that this weekend sucks ass. Yeah.
Y'know...
When I said that the Lions needed O-Line help, this was NOT what I expected.
(But it's sure as hell welcome!)
www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2025/...
When I said that the Lions needed O-Line help, this was NOT what I expected.
(But it's sure as hell welcome!)
www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2025/...
Center Frank Ragnow is coming out of retirement to rejoin the Lions
One of the anchors of the Detroit Lions, center Frank Ragnow, announced his retirement on Monday.
www.clickondetroit.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Y'know...
When I said that the Lions needed O-Line help, this was NOT what I expected.
(But it's sure as hell welcome!)
www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2025/...
When I said that the Lions needed O-Line help, this was NOT what I expected.
(But it's sure as hell welcome!)
www.clickondetroit.com/sports/2025/...
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One popular Thanksgiving tradition is making a wish while breaking the fulcrum of the turkey, more commonly known as the wishbone. 🧵⬇️
(NOT HIM)
(NOT HIM)
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
One popular Thanksgiving tradition is making a wish while breaking the fulcrum of the turkey, more commonly known as the wishbone. 🧵⬇️
(NOT HIM)
(NOT HIM)
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This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This article heavily implies that ICE is being used in a custody dispute to help Karoline Leavitt's brother get his son and have the mother locked up in ICE detention
Why am I watching this Thursday Night ass football game with the bazillion interceptions?
Because I've lost my damn mind.
Because I've lost my damn mind.
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Why am I watching this Thursday Night ass football game with the bazillion interceptions?
Because I've lost my damn mind.
Because I've lost my damn mind.
PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BREAKING: A federal judge has thrown out the criminal indictment of James Comey, ruling that Trump-installed prosecutor Lindsey Halligan was illegally appointed and had no lawful authority to bring the case. The court found her actions violated federal law and the Constitution’s Appointments Clause.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whole. Ass. Comedy.
Bruh how do you go for it on 4th and goal with 3 minutes left in a tie game?
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Whole. Ass. Comedy.
I GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS, WHY DO I--
The hell you mean that we're going into overtime?!
The hell you mean that we're going into overtime?!
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS POINTLESS, WHY DO I--
The hell you mean that we're going into overtime?!
The hell you mean that we're going into overtime?!
So.
Now that I have Season 3 of Designing Women on DVD (I now have Seasons 1-4 at the moment), I should eventually pick apart a certain episode that did NOT age well at all.
I will eventually have to face "Julia Drives Over the First Amendment" soon.
Now that I have Season 3 of Designing Women on DVD (I now have Seasons 1-4 at the moment), I should eventually pick apart a certain episode that did NOT age well at all.
I will eventually have to face "Julia Drives Over the First Amendment" soon.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So.
Now that I have Season 3 of Designing Women on DVD (I now have Seasons 1-4 at the moment), I should eventually pick apart a certain episode that did NOT age well at all.
I will eventually have to face "Julia Drives Over the First Amendment" soon.
Now that I have Season 3 of Designing Women on DVD (I now have Seasons 1-4 at the moment), I should eventually pick apart a certain episode that did NOT age well at all.
I will eventually have to face "Julia Drives Over the First Amendment" soon.
YEAH, JUST MOVE!
...except for the fact that MOVING COSTS MONEY.
Jesus, what an ignorant dummy.
...except for the fact that MOVING COSTS MONEY.
Jesus, what an ignorant dummy.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
YEAH, JUST MOVE!
...except for the fact that MOVING COSTS MONEY.
Jesus, what an ignorant dummy.
...except for the fact that MOVING COSTS MONEY.
Jesus, what an ignorant dummy.
What the FUCK?!
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What the FUCK?!