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25, Him/He, Leftist, Bi/Pan, Simple Bitch
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They call him the Boy Orator
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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I did a joke last night about being lonely and an audience member immediately was like “I’ll be your friend!” giving me a brief window into what women comics deal with after talking about how hard dating is onstage
December 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I think if a government has online beef with a pop star it has aleady lost
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Charlie once had fulnecky too
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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The fall of the Assad regime means the door of the impossible was ripped off its hinges and replaced with the door of the possible.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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The Supreme Court just set aside a 2nd Circuit decision upholding New York's requirement that all school students, public and private, obtain certain vaccinations, without any religious exemptions. It orders the 2nd Circuit to reconsider the ruling in light of SCOTUS' LGBTQ school books decision.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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what happened to the movies | patreon.com/lubchansky
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Anyway, the abolitionists of the 19th century whose valor Musk is trying to steal were regarded by the vast majority of white Americans at the time to be insufferable, virtue signaling “wokesters.” bsky.app/profile/seth...
"Woke" opinion ca. 1853: Slavery is wrong and we should abolish it and make formerly enslaved people fully enfranchised citizens.
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I would love to put Elon in a Time Machine so he could go to France or England in 1650 and ask people there how they feel about being “white” and part of “European society” so they could look at him like he has two heads.
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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It’s also important to note that “white” as a category of people did not exist before the 17th century, and came into existence as a social construct largely as a way to justify why some people could be enslaved for life while others couldn’t.
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Also, the system of industrial-scale, racialized, and inter-generationally inherited form of chattel slavery that emerged in the Western Hemisphere was quite different from slavery as practiced in other times and places.
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The abolitionist movement in the US was a multiracial movement that included many white people, yes. But this framing by Elon is just straight up white supremacist nonsense. I mean, how exactly did 12 million Africans get to the Western hemisphere? And who profited from their labor for centuries?
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Elon logic:

The majority of people who voted to pass the Violence against Women Act were men, so really, it’s men who should be proud they ended violence against women

The majority of people who voted for the Civil Rights Act were white, so while people should get the credit for ending segregation
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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a very Pink gyaru comm
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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We need a much stricter definition of freedom of religion in this country.

I'm all for freedom of worship but this is too far.
Full orders list: www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

Cert petition: www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

Religious anti-vaxers have had a very encouraging day at the Supreme Court.
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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A vaccine cannot "harm your soul" but by choosing to not vaccinate either yourself or your children you are actively harming your community. This sort of metaphysical language should be found no where in a court opinion.
Full orders list: www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...

Cert petition: www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...

Religious anti-vaxers have had a very encouraging day at the Supreme Court.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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no AI in Romeo!! we ❤️ artists 🫶
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Tinkagirl CMSN
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Holy shit this back and forth between Kagan/Alito/Jackson/&the SG.

Kagan: Doesn't your logic mean a whole raft of other agencies must be invalidated?
SG: Yes, but that's not being litigated right now
Kagan: So what?
Alito: What if we just want to say "but maybe don't apply our logic elsewhere?"
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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I watch my movies on Toogoo, I bet on the weather on Kalshi, I pay my alimony on Sklub, I buy burritos in installments on Nulba, I hunt homeless people for sport on Weemee, I upload photos of my shits to Hoob.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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The internet actually thought Ron Paul was going to be president at one point which is a more damaging indictment of millennial culture than anything that I regularly see people use to own us
December 8, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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5. SoT and SoD Dillon and McNamara refuse office because "the people elected a Democrat"
6. AG Robert Kennedy sworn in, only to be killed in horrific funeral procession accident
7. Postmaster General, The Honorable John A. Grounouski, inventor of the ZIP Code, rightfully ascends to the Oval
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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1. JFK dead in Dallas
2. LBJ accidentally shot by secret service agent Blaine on 11/23/63
3. Speaker McCormack suffers heart attack on hearing LBJ's death
3. Pres Pro Tempore Carl Hayden refuses due to age
4. SoS Dean Rusk, returning from Tokyo, has plane mistakenly shot down by paranoid airmen
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM