@simianinsight.bsky.social
"Well, how did I get here?"
That's not my beautiful democracy!
"My God, what have I done?
That's not my beautiful democracy!
"My God, what have I done?
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Goodbye to consumer protections for canceled flights and children getting to sit next to parents who will help keep them quiet.
A public service announcement to MAGAts: Trump hates you. All his appointments will make you poorer and your life more difficult.
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When Republicans refer to "criminal illegal aliens," they mean everyone who is here on an asylum claim is a criminal. Latino voters who flipped to Trump in 2024 didn't quite get that. They do now. Also, many of the “criminal records” are for things like driving with no license & other misdemeanors.
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
When Republicans refer to "criminal illegal aliens," they mean everyone who is here on an asylum claim is a criminal. Latino voters who flipped to Trump in 2024 didn't quite get that. They do now. Also, many of the “criminal records” are for things like driving with no license & other misdemeanors.
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It was probably difficult to foresee that Trump would put the Kennedy Center out of business.
February 1, 2026 at 11:59 PM
It was probably difficult to foresee that Trump would put the Kennedy Center out of business.
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It is true that those things are MAGA kryptonite.
February 2, 2026 at 12:07 AM
It is true that those things are MAGA kryptonite.
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From this moment on, it was doomed with zero chance of success.
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
From this moment on, it was doomed with zero chance of success.
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A reminder that the New England Patriots plane is flown by Omni air who contracts with ICE to fly people in chains to Africa and Asia several times per week.
Go Seahawks.
Go Seahawks.
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
A reminder that the New England Patriots plane is flown by Omni air who contracts with ICE to fly people in chains to Africa and Asia several times per week.
Go Seahawks.
Go Seahawks.
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"The Fulton County raid is a test run for messing with election administrators and the counting of ballots in the midterm elections in 2026..."
slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com/news-and-pol...
February 1, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"The Fulton County raid is a test run for messing with election administrators and the counting of ballots in the midterm elections in 2026..."
slate.com/news-and-pol...
slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users
Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.
www.cbsnews.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...
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Democrats demanding you follow the 4th Amendment? INSANITY
BASH: Wouldn't ICE wearing body cameras help with what you're describing?
RON JOHNSON: I don't have a problem with that personally, but that's not what I heard what Democrats were demanding. Their primary demand was judicial warrants, which is completely unacceptable.
RON JOHNSON: I don't have a problem with that personally, but that's not what I heard what Democrats were demanding. Their primary demand was judicial warrants, which is completely unacceptable.
February 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Democrats demanding you follow the 4th Amendment? INSANITY
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It doesn’t seem like Epstein is a hoax after all.
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
It doesn’t seem like Epstein is a hoax after all.
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
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Putin keeps making a complete fool out of naive gullible Taco Don Trump who keeps insisting that Putin is the one who wants peace & Zelensky doesn't.
And Trump says how nice Putin was to him by agreeing not to bomb Kyiv during the frigid cold, & hours later Putin bombs the shit out of Kyiv.
And Trump says how nice Putin was to him by agreeing not to bomb Kyiv during the frigid cold, & hours later Putin bombs the shit out of Kyiv.
January 30, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Putin keeps making a complete fool out of naive gullible Taco Don Trump who keeps insisting that Putin is the one who wants peace & Zelensky doesn't.
And Trump says how nice Putin was to him by agreeing not to bomb Kyiv during the frigid cold, & hours later Putin bombs the shit out of Kyiv.
And Trump says how nice Putin was to him by agreeing not to bomb Kyiv during the frigid cold, & hours later Putin bombs the shit out of Kyiv.
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Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
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if you do need to but anything today (and something to consider in general) cash purchases are the way to go! the less money banks & credit card companies make off the merchant terminals = less money for them to invest in war profiteering and state surveillance
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
if you do need to but anything today (and something to consider in general) cash purchases are the way to go! the less money banks & credit card companies make off the merchant terminals = less money for them to invest in war profiteering and state surveillance
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Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
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I think not enough white people are taking the voting rights issues seriously enough. They are killing people and then offering to stop killing if the state gives up the voter registration data. This should be setting off massive alarms for EVERYONE. (I’m looking at you, white people.)
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I think not enough white people are taking the voting rights issues seriously enough. They are killing people and then offering to stop killing if the state gives up the voter registration data. This should be setting off massive alarms for EVERYONE. (I’m looking at you, white people.)
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Donald Trump is a pedophile.
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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Honestly, I long for the day again when I can wake in the morning and not have to brace myself from some new horror committed by a man and his regime who are feeding themselves on the ruins of public liberty.
January 30, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Honestly, I long for the day again when I can wake in the morning and not have to brace myself from some new horror committed by a man and his regime who are feeding themselves on the ruins of public liberty.
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Justice Department pulling down pages that mention Trump...
January 30, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Justice Department pulling down pages that mention Trump...
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CNN in Minneapolis: We are seeing thousands and thousands of people, we've been standing on the corner here for the past ten minutes. This this crowd has not let up. It's just continuous.
January 30, 2026 at 9:19 PM
CNN in Minneapolis: We are seeing thousands and thousands of people, we've been standing on the corner here for the past ten minutes. This this crowd has not let up. It's just continuous.
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I think not enough white people are taking the voting rights issues seriously enough. They are killing people and then offering to stop killing if the state gives up the voter registration data. This should be setting off massive alarms for EVERYONE. (I’m looking at you, white people.)
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I think not enough white people are taking the voting rights issues seriously enough. They are killing people and then offering to stop killing if the state gives up the voter registration data. This should be setting off massive alarms for EVERYONE. (I’m looking at you, white people.)
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It’s just nuts to me that senior DOJ officials are on social media all day shitposting and trolling. The unprofessionalism and psychosis is unfathomable to anyone who has ever worked for any DOJ agency - especially the posts about pending investigations and prosecutions.
January 28, 2026 at 1:29 PM
It’s just nuts to me that senior DOJ officials are on social media all day shitposting and trolling. The unprofessionalism and psychosis is unfathomable to anyone who has ever worked for any DOJ agency - especially the posts about pending investigations and prosecutions.
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Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
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Thank you, Mr. President.
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Thank you, Mr. President.