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Jingle Wreck
@brunettewreck.bsky.social
Puggles, cheeseburgers, and street art. Attorney. IP and reputation management. BrunetteWreck on Peloton.

You don’t need perfect conditions. You just need relentless action.

I have good bone density.
This is so us. We cloud dancers can’t even let the color of the year be a color of color. JFC.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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A "FIFA Peace Prize" is tantamount to getting an "AutoZone Best Actor in a Dramatic Play" award.

And "I want to really save lives" is rich coming from the homicidal slob who is murdering people on fishing boats in the Caribbean.
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’m treating this Cometeer Advent calendar like a Little Free Library. Just pillaging and sorting through. Working my way through the medium roasts basted on the tasting notes.
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Mural on a closed storefront in Chinatown. #vancouver #murals
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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NOROFLK, Va. (AP) — Grand jury rejects new mortgage fraud indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James, AP source says.
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
A member of the House Republican caucus said this.

Oh. So things are BAD bad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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So this woman is being interviewed, gently, about the salacious memoir she wrote, and then can’t talk about what she wrote and falls back on the damsel in distress tactic? I cannot believe how do may people elevated her and continue to do so.
this is extraordinary. too many people in my profession have circled the wagons around someone who lacks the moral sense of a child
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"

Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Well this is a bit on the nose
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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literally hundreds of super talented authors doing great work who can't get you clowns to mention the title once but you'll be out here trying to make bank off literal garbage while winking knowingly at the camera, FOH
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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The city of San Francisco filed a lawsuit against some top food manufacturers on Tuesday, arguing that ultraprocessed food from the likes of Coca-Cola and Nestle are responsible for a health crisis. n.pr/48hVZ3v
San Francisco sues nation's top food manufacturers over ultraprocessed foods
The city of San Francisco filed a lawsuit against some top food manufacturers on Tuesday, arguing that ultraprocessed food from the likes of Coca-Cola and Nestle are responsible for a health crisis.
n.pr
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Trying.
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Someone who’s finished work for the day & is now off to an art fair on the beach. ☀️
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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I don’t know how I missed this wild story about good ol’ demented floorshitting hamster Chuck C. Johnson this summer

www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Notorious far-right troll ordered to pay up to $71 million in racketeering scheme
‘I’m disappointed I didn’t break the record. But I’m pleased to be in the top 3,’ Charles C. Johnson told The Independent about the massive amount the jury awarded the plaintiff.
www.the-independent.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have raided my Cometeer Advent calendar. This is the last light roast in the box. Feral! Also a couple lil chocolates.
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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This sounds like a spy comedy 🔽

One Russian cosmonaut got kicked off a SpaceX mission for snapping pics of secret SpaceX files… so naturally, they replaced him with another FSB agent pretending to be a cosmonaut.
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united24media.com/latest-news/...
Russian Cosmonaut Allegedly Photographed Confidential SpaceX Docs, Removed From NASA Crew-12 Mission
Oleg Artemyev has been replaced by Andrey Fedyaev on SpaceX's Crew-12 after allegations of improper photography of sensitive materials surfaced.
united24media.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My surgery is scheduled for Monday. I’ve been accumulating adorable sweatpants with dogs on them off TikTok for my recovery.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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I've worn really distinctive clothing for years but in my 60s I just felt I wanted to look normal. I gave a dozen boxes of clothes to the local charity shop and now I keep seeing people in my old clothes; I realised I have looked like a twat for years.
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Took the bear for a drive and a car snack earlier
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
This is from 2013.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Jingle Bruno courtesy of @darthbluesky.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM