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some guy in texas
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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i often think about this review
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I'm not the first person to point this out and obviously the kidnapping of Nancy Guthrie is a horrible crime

But the dissonance of pretending like this masked kidnapping is a serious controversy and the countless ICE kidnappings by identical looking masked men aren't is gonna turn me into the joker
February 13, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Ending this operation is not enough.

We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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sorry but lol. Lmao. you Fool. you absolute cretin. you bumbling buffoon.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Hell yeah, I love it whenever we play COMPANY NAME
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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this rocks
This is the painting for my personal project so secret even I don't know all details yet🦟🦟🦟
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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El Paso’s airport has been reopened after the military captured an escaped angel. It was intercepted midair and returned to the Seraphim Containment Vault
February 11, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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The Democrats idea of fighting fascism.
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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existential cookie message from the olympics website
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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"'I have nothing to lose' said the bronze medalist" is a COLD line
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"
HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.”

hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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Got the big Calvin and Hobbes collection and it is bananas that Watterson dropped one of the best strips of all time within a month of starting the comic
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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god forbid someone gets a little work done ahead of the deadline
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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And you would look under the cap and you would have won a free pop, no websites no loyalty points just turn it right in at the store
October 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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most cafe conversations blend into the background for me, but as soon as a man starts the “do you use ChatGPT? I’ve started using it for…” conversation within a 10 table radius, I feel my brain short circuiting
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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JAMES BOND: (pregnant pause, slides chips) 2 million.
NORTHENLION: [holding a pair of fives] Chat, is bro serious? I’m in.
February 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM