Shedvolans
@shedvolans.bsky.social
He/him, Ace of ♥ Sometimes I say cool and funny things. Other times? Good luck!
Gloriously stupid and stupidly glorious.
Gloriously stupid and stupidly glorious.
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God, I love being a New Yorker
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
God, I love being a New Yorker
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I can't believe fuckin' Konami brought the heat. They finally remembered how to make video games!
February 12, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I can't believe fuckin' Konami brought the heat. They finally remembered how to make video games!
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one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way
the whole fucking family from trump’s parents on down have been a goddamned blight on this country for at least seven decades
February 12, 2026 at 9:40 PM
one of america’s most cherished folk singers wrote an entire song about what a cruel criminal piece of shit donald trump’s father was all the way back in 1954 and somehow this basically never comes up in any story about the trumps, they have literally *always* been this way
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This is the face of a woman who would take the last slice of pizza...
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
This is the face of a woman who would take the last slice of pizza...
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Between streaming, live service, and AI, businesses have just fundamentally forgotten how to make real money in favor of chasing theoretical money. And until business remember simple stuff like, "You can produce a cheap season of TV every year if you want" we're going to keep seeing layoffs.
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Between streaming, live service, and AI, businesses have just fundamentally forgotten how to make real money in favor of chasing theoretical money. And until business remember simple stuff like, "You can produce a cheap season of TV every year if you want" we're going to keep seeing layoffs.
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"I did not hit her.
It's not true.
It's bullshit.
I did not hit her.
I did naaauuuuuuttttt
Oh-“
It's not true.
It's bullshit.
I did not hit her.
I did naaauuuuuuttttt
Oh-“
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
"I did not hit her.
It's not true.
It's bullshit.
I did not hit her.
I did naaauuuuuuttttt
Oh-“
It's not true.
It's bullshit.
I did not hit her.
I did naaauuuuuuttttt
Oh-“
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I need to be irresponsibly wealthy just so I can bail my queer friends out of their financial hardships.
February 11, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I need to be irresponsibly wealthy just so I can bail my queer friends out of their financial hardships.
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It's important work.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
It's important work.
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having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood
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I know that there is just so much going on in every direction, but it does really feel like we've reached a point of class divide where the people making Big Money Decisions are an alien species who can't imagine what the rest of us are thinking at any point.
That Super Bowl Ring ad backfired spectacularly.
People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I know that there is just so much going on in every direction, but it does really feel like we've reached a point of class divide where the people making Big Money Decisions are an alien species who can't imagine what the rest of us are thinking at any point.
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in roughly the amount of time it took for 2XKO to get made and released SNK came back to life and died again
February 11, 2026 at 3:51 PM
in roughly the amount of time it took for 2XKO to get made and released SNK came back to life and died again
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February 11, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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Pandemic Shulk: "That's vaccinated Dunban over there!"
Vaccinated Dunban: "I feel pretty good!"
Vaccinated Dunban: "I feel pretty good!"
February 11, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Pandemic Shulk: "That's vaccinated Dunban over there!"
Vaccinated Dunban: "I feel pretty good!"
Vaccinated Dunban: "I feel pretty good!"
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You couldn't make Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction today because we no longer have a shared consensus on what is real
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
You couldn't make Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction today because we no longer have a shared consensus on what is real
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they found the seal that calls people gay
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
they found the seal that calls people gay
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NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
NEW: Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin tells Axios in an interview.
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
www.axios.com/2026/02/10/t...
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art is a celebration of the soul, so when you don't have a soul, you're gonna suck at creating anything
From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?
From Melania to Kid Rock’s halftime show: why is Maga art so dreadful?
As the right stokes culture wars, their alternatives to ‘woke’ Hollywood prove to be shoddily made and uninspired
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
art is a celebration of the soul, so when you don't have a soul, you're gonna suck at creating anything
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