Mark Johnson
@sharpsbucket.bsky.social
Yankee in the South. General surgeon and band/swim/dance dad originally from Western Massachusetts, working for the man. Mostly harmless. Posts are my own, my precious, and have nothing at all to do with the policies or opinions of my employer.
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Mark Johnson
@sharpsbucket.bsky.social
· Jan 16
I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s nobody’s business but her own whether a woman has children, when she has children if she does, why she has or doesn’t have them or who she decides to raise them with if she has them. 1/2
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and there’s no toys under the Christmas tree this year. But at least now there aren’t any black wise men in my town’s manger display.
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.
December 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Having to watch a bootlegged copy of a video from another country because my country censored it is making me feel as if I'm living in 1980s Eastern Germany.
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In 2025, America saw the highest number of measles cases in over 30 years. That’s just a preview of what’s to come as RFK Jr continues his rollback of vaccine guidance.
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In 2025, America saw the highest number of measles cases in over 30 years. That’s just a preview of what’s to come as RFK Jr continues his rollback of vaccine guidance.
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Missing our friend @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social best wishes to her
December 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Missing our friend @heatherthomasaf.bsky.social best wishes to her
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This could have been an email.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This could have been an email.
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But then who will not solve the Brown University shooting?
BREAKING: Dan Bongino confirms he's leaving his position as deputy FBI director in January.
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
But then who will not solve the Brown University shooting?
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We’re def going back to the “roaring 50s” with a nice measles outbreak.
Nice work MAHA n stuff
Nice work MAHA n stuff
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
We’re def going back to the “roaring 50s” with a nice measles outbreak.
Nice work MAHA n stuff
Nice work MAHA n stuff
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It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It is absolutely wild that the guy who won’t stop yelling about law and order is now personally stepping in to keep January 6 documents hidden from the police officers who were attacked that day. He knows exactly what’s in those files and he is terrified the country will see it.
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Seriously Star Trek. You can just be wrong about your World War III dates. It's cool. We don't need to have that part of the timeline. We can just skip straight to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Seriously Star Trek. You can just be wrong about your World War III dates. It's cool. We don't need to have that part of the timeline. We can just skip straight to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
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The American people deserve to feel protected by their president. Not attacked by him.
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The American people deserve to feel protected by their president. Not attacked by him.
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Glad to see the OG trilogy of Star Wars is getting a new theatrical release so we can finally see it as it was intended.
With Han shooting first.
With Han shooting first.
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Glad to see the OG trilogy of Star Wars is getting a new theatrical release so we can finally see it as it was intended.
With Han shooting first.
With Han shooting first.
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again
December 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
remembered i have leftover chinese food and i instantly have hope and purpose again
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Russia is beginning to evacuate Russian citizens from Venezuela.
Special flights are to begin, as reported by ATORUS (Association of Russian Tour Operators).
Special flights are to begin, as reported by ATORUS (Association of Russian Tour Operators).
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Someone needs to tell the cosplay hard-man in the Secretary of Defense’s chair that barking “kill them all” doesn’t magically turn murder into foreign policy.
1/7
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Senators to investigate Pete Hegseth ‘kill everybody’ allegations
GOP Senator Roger Wicker, Chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, and Democratic Senator Jack Reed, announced the investigation in a joint statement
www.independent.co.uk
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Someone needs to tell the cosplay hard-man in the Secretary of Defense’s chair that barking “kill them all” doesn’t magically turn murder into foreign policy.
1/7
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
1/7
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
When are we going to see the Epstein Files?
November 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
When are we going to see the Epstein Files?
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Everyone is looking for someone to blame for the DC National Guard shooting. Instead of that wasted energy, we should be asking the question nobody is asking, how did the shooter get his guns? What can we do as a country to make gun violence less likely?
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Everyone is looking for someone to blame for the DC National Guard shooting. Instead of that wasted energy, we should be asking the question nobody is asking, how did the shooter get his guns? What can we do as a country to make gun violence less likely?
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Please, please, everyone, this is not the season for us to argue about STAR WARS movies.
It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.
Show some decorumm
It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.
Show some decorumm
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Please, please, everyone, this is not the season for us to argue about STAR WARS movies.
It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.
Show some decorumm
It's the season for us to argue about LORD OF THE RINGS movies.
Show some decorumm
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there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
there should be a Ghostbusters tv show in the style/format of Cops
Stock for Papermate (maker of “liquid paper” correction fluid) soaring for some reason
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Stock for Papermate (maker of “liquid paper” correction fluid) soaring for some reason
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Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton…
Seriously, if so, IDGAF.
Jail them all.
Seriously, if so, IDGAF.
Jail them all.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Buuuuuuut, Bill Clinton…
Seriously, if so, IDGAF.
Jail them all.
Seriously, if so, IDGAF.
Jail them all.