Shaney 🏴☠️🖤 Crew4Life
@shaney4prez.bsky.social
She/her. 36. Embrace the pirates. OFMD done something to my brain.
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I want this moment for us
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I want this moment for us
Thanksgiving is, in my humble opinion, the most boring holiday. Looking forward to reading a lot of pirate smut. Thank you to every author who has ever written about these wonderful gay pirates. Your stories give me life. I’m THANKFUL for you. 😉
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Thanksgiving is, in my humble opinion, the most boring holiday. Looking forward to reading a lot of pirate smut. Thank you to every author who has ever written about these wonderful gay pirates. Your stories give me life. I’m THANKFUL for you. 😉
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Remembered that Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are boyfriends!
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Remembered that Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are boyfriends!
LOL this is kinda fun
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
LOL this is kinda fun
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
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We can have a little hope, as a treat
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We can have a little hope, as a treat
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Long live Guilloteen Vogue
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Long live Guilloteen Vogue
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Oh the irony. @teenvogue.com has been head and shoulders above their peers *in general,* not just among teen publications. Thrown in the garbage today.
We are honored to receive the @rooseveltinstitute.org's 2025 Four Freedoms Award for Freedom of Speech and Expression, and to be among a stellar class of laureates including @wck.org, @cvt.org, and more. Details: tnvge.co/ZMIUg7v
November 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh the irony. @teenvogue.com has been head and shoulders above their peers *in general,* not just among teen publications. Thrown in the garbage today.
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I made a thing. Post from www.instagram.com/p/DQjjOQqDW8...
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I made a thing. Post from www.instagram.com/p/DQjjOQqDW8...
Hello from Dark Castle in Lou, KY
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hello from Dark Castle in Lou, KY
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Jack Skellington is so Ed Teach coded!
November 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Jack Skellington is so Ed Teach coded!
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friendly reminder
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
friendly reminder
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Had an amazing time doing pumpkins with some pirates today! 🫶🏻🎃
@spicymuppet.bsky.social @widogastweb.bsky.social @renayw-s.bsky.social
@spicymuppet.bsky.social @widogastweb.bsky.social @renayw-s.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Had an amazing time doing pumpkins with some pirates today! 🫶🏻🎃
@spicymuppet.bsky.social @widogastweb.bsky.social @renayw-s.bsky.social
@spicymuppet.bsky.social @widogastweb.bsky.social @renayw-s.bsky.social
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You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
October 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚
October 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gonna repost this every time I come across it on socials. 💚
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I wish I was a male praying mantis and the sex was over
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I wish I was a male praying mantis and the sex was over
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT JEMAINE CLEMENT WAS IN M3GAN 2.0
October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT JEMAINE CLEMENT WAS IN M3GAN 2.0
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Current management's gotta go. Who's with me?
October 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Current management's gotta go. Who's with me?
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Luigi Mangioni
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Luigi Mangioni
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do you ever think about the groom having a mermaid scale pattern suit
April 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
do you ever think about the groom having a mermaid scale pattern suit