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@shamblezoli.bsky.social
· Dec 15
"...while the wretched Denet, whose mind was barely an ember of what it had once been, kept calling for the deployment of the century of monoliths he had mislaid before the Great Sleep."
Excerpt from Chapter 4, The Twice-Dead King: Reign, by frogcroakley.bsky.social
Excerpt from Chapter 4, The Twice-Dead King: Reign, by frogcroakley.bsky.social
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every time you click "Dismiss" and "Do not show me this again" on some pop-up AI bullshit, satya nadella and jensen huang each shed a single tear
January 21, 2026 at 10:44 PM
every time you click "Dismiss" and "Do not show me this again" on some pop-up AI bullshit, satya nadella and jensen huang each shed a single tear
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climate change is not a real thing. it is coincidentally imperative that we seize all lands above 66° N for purposes of national security and real estate speculation.
January 21, 2026 at 8:25 PM
climate change is not a real thing. it is coincidentally imperative that we seize all lands above 66° N for purposes of national security and real estate speculation.
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eventually everything kinda sorts itself out or you die
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
eventually everything kinda sorts itself out or you die
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I decided I would collect only dead lichen. I knew that lichen was not of my species and certainly did not bury their dead; therefore the dead lichen must be everywhere in the forest, among the living, among the very old lichen, and among the young lichen, and I would find them.
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I decided I would collect only dead lichen. I knew that lichen was not of my species and certainly did not bury their dead; therefore the dead lichen must be everywhere in the forest, among the living, among the very old lichen, and among the young lichen, and I would find them.
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My hope for the future is that synthetic diamond machines get cheaper and cheaper until they become children's toys. People all showing up late to work like yeah, sorry, my son ate a bunch of fuckin diamonds AGAIN
January 21, 2026 at 2:32 PM
My hope for the future is that synthetic diamond machines get cheaper and cheaper until they become children's toys. People all showing up late to work like yeah, sorry, my son ate a bunch of fuckin diamonds AGAIN
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Al Gore loudly booing a US Commerce Secretary at a bankers’ forum should be a Futurama joke instead of real life.
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Al Gore loudly booing a US Commerce Secretary at a bankers’ forum should be a Futurama joke instead of real life.
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They got Han Duck-soo with a prison Sentence of 20+ years
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
They got Han Duck-soo with a prison Sentence of 20+ years
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I don’t want him to die. I want him to have a stroke but still cling to power like a man clawing at a lifeboat hull. The rest of his term is just his inner circle trying to enact his delirious orders, too scared of his psycho followers to oust him from power. Nothing gets done.
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I don’t want him to die. I want him to have a stroke but still cling to power like a man clawing at a lifeboat hull. The rest of his term is just his inner circle trying to enact his delirious orders, too scared of his psycho followers to oust him from power. Nothing gets done.
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Whether it's the gang of psychopathic knife wielding Jimmies in Bone Temple, or the shaved-bald orphan from the new Game of Thrones, modern TV is making a lot of assumptions about how easy it is to keep knives razor-sharp under heavy use.
January 21, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Whether it's the gang of psychopathic knife wielding Jimmies in Bone Temple, or the shaved-bald orphan from the new Game of Thrones, modern TV is making a lot of assumptions about how easy it is to keep knives razor-sharp under heavy use.
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
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January 21, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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I replied to this post, and Reuters have apparently hidden it 😆
Which does rather underline the point.
OpenAI desperate, and they're failing.
(Also, if whoever's running that Reuters account is hiding dissonant replies, they're about to have their work cut out for them...!!)
Which does rather underline the point.
OpenAI desperate, and they're failing.
(Also, if whoever's running that Reuters account is hiding dissonant replies, they're about to have their work cut out for them...!!)
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I replied to this post, and Reuters have apparently hidden it 😆
Which does rather underline the point.
OpenAI desperate, and they're failing.
(Also, if whoever's running that Reuters account is hiding dissonant replies, they're about to have their work cut out for them...!!)
Which does rather underline the point.
OpenAI desperate, and they're failing.
(Also, if whoever's running that Reuters account is hiding dissonant replies, they're about to have their work cut out for them...!!)
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By Sarah Gordon
Ominous Reassurances Frog, an art print by Sarah Gordon
Gallery Quality Prints
www.inprnt.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:58 AM
By Sarah Gordon
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
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hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 PM
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible
It cannot be made clearer.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible
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Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Yeah,
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
This is the kind of shit I learned Graphic design for.
𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑔 🦦 drip over five cups
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑔 🦦 drip over five cups
𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑔 drip, five cups
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 AM
𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑔 drip, five cups