Ryland
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this is the only picture I have of my father
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corbinsmith.bsky.social
when is someone finally gonna send me to fucking fashion week
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jonbois.bsky.social
can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
rylandduncan.bsky.social
it's crazy no show since GLOW has deployed the powerful psychic weaponry of a character played by Marc Maron slowly warming to someone
rylandduncan.bsky.social
When I rise to power I'm going to do McCarthyism but only for actors who tried to distance themselves from having been in the Cats movie after everybody thought it was weird. What movie did you cowards think you were making
rylandduncan.bsky.social
An old man reminiscing about when streaming services had more stuff on them than just AI generated footage of your own death done lots of different ways
rylandduncan.bsky.social
I don't know if I've ever been as delighted by seeing what a celebrity does on computer than when I saw Diane Keaton's Instagram was mostly just videos of her going to swap meets and dancing in a big empty room with a huge wooden cross in it. RIP big dog
rylandduncan.bsky.social
I just lost all my money funding an expedition to find the legendary Sword of Friendship only to be told MONTHS LATER there are no legends about a sword called that
rylandduncan.bsky.social
I'm very proud of everyone for not allowing themselves to be gaslit into thinking Tron is a big deal like with the last time they did a Tron. It's never important to watch or know about Tron
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
rylandduncan.bsky.social
They should invent a toilet for garbage and it all dumps out into the core of the Earth so it gets bigger, which I assume would be good
rylandduncan.bsky.social
To my critics I would simply like to say: silence, fiends!
rylandduncan.bsky.social
I know I say this a lot but if I could grow them back I would absolutely love to chop one of my fingers off. I'd do it every year on New Years Eve
rylandduncan.bsky.social
is this a dinner where you watch tapirs fuck. Are they doing Eyes Wide Shut shit at the zoo in Canada
rylandduncan.bsky.social
okay sorry if you all knew this but I'm just finding out that Michael Mann looks like if you hit Werner Herzog with a De-Weirding Ray and it's fuckin with me
rylandduncan.bsky.social
I hope if they ever name a law after me it's a nice one. Ryland's Law means everyone has to help turtles or something. I don't want anybody shuddering thinking about what Happened to me
rylandduncan.bsky.social
you are always overcoming adversity. I'm going to put you in a cage made of sharp knifes, to help you become even more inspirational
rylandduncan.bsky.social
a dog born with three buttholes who any other dog that meets him thinks is god
rylandduncan.bsky.social
A good name for a baby would be Ralk. Betcha they won't run into another Ralk at school and have to be Ralk C.
rylandduncan.bsky.social
Sex and the City sequel that treats And Just Like That as a heretical text. Samantha is in it but via snapchat filter grade CGI. in the season finale they meet Che Diaz and shake hands while looking into the camera and saying "let's never meet again, wicked stranger"
rylandduncan.bsky.social
a bejeweled music box that plays The Impression That I Get by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
rylandduncan.bsky.social
RIP to Jane Goodall, drowned by the mafia
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amfmpm.bsky.social
[lenny kravitz voice] ♬ I WANT TO PASS AWAY ♬
rylandduncan.bsky.social
I'm inventing a new lunch where it's a big juicy bratwurst that you place in handle shaped bun to make it into a pistol and when you bite it sometimes the bratwurst juices get on your face, and 1 in 10,000 is full of poison.