CrouchingPenguinHiddenSword
@sgtwaddles42.bsky.social
Hoops, Tunes, and Profanity
Veteran of the Forum Wars of the 2000s
The name is a Halo reference I will never explain
Veteran of the Forum Wars of the 2000s
The name is a Halo reference I will never explain
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Theon Cross FYAH - livesession VG Buiten Spelen
YouTube video by vrije geluiden
youtu.be
In the interest of fulfilling the "Tunes" portion of my bio:
This video was the first time I heard Theon Cross
youtu.be/og523L05fkA?...
This video was the first time I heard Theon Cross
youtu.be/og523L05fkA?...
I feel called out 😂
Men might be terrible at friendships. Me and my barber just realized we didn't know each other names after 3 years of haircuts. Which makes me wonder what the hell he's been calling me in his head?
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I feel called out 😂
Starting on the 4th season of The Witcher and two things stand out:
1) They do everything they can to avoid showing Cavill's face in the recap
2) You'll *never* convince me that Maas' Throne of Glass didn't start as Witcher fanfiction
1) They do everything they can to avoid showing Cavill's face in the recap
2) You'll *never* convince me that Maas' Throne of Glass didn't start as Witcher fanfiction
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Starting on the 4th season of The Witcher and two things stand out:
1) They do everything they can to avoid showing Cavill's face in the recap
2) You'll *never* convince me that Maas' Throne of Glass didn't start as Witcher fanfiction
1) They do everything they can to avoid showing Cavill's face in the recap
2) You'll *never* convince me that Maas' Throne of Glass didn't start as Witcher fanfiction
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A bit of Anthony Edwards and Chris Finch in the back hallway. Ant: “We fed off Finchy’s energy.” Ant later joked he’d pay the fine. Finch pointing out that both times he got ejected the Wolves won.
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
A bit of Anthony Edwards and Chris Finch in the back hallway. Ant: “We fed off Finchy’s energy.” Ant later joked he’d pay the fine. Finch pointing out that both times he got ejected the Wolves won.
The entire state of Oklahoma gonna be in mourning tonight with the Sooners and Thunder both losing
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The entire state of Oklahoma gonna be in mourning tonight with the Sooners and Thunder both losing
You know what? I can actually appreciate how confused Dort, Caruso, et al. get when they get called for fouls.
Because honestly, calling them for ticky-tack stuff after you've let them commit full-on muggings for a whole game has got to be a trip
#NBAsky
Because honestly, calling them for ticky-tack stuff after you've let them commit full-on muggings for a whole game has got to be a trip
#NBAsky
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
You know what? I can actually appreciate how confused Dort, Caruso, et al. get when they get called for fouls.
Because honestly, calling them for ticky-tack stuff after you've let them commit full-on muggings for a whole game has got to be a trip
#NBAsky
Because honestly, calling them for ticky-tack stuff after you've let them commit full-on muggings for a whole game has got to be a trip
#NBAsky
OKC-Minn has been a phone booth knife fight with all the fouls and non-calls
Refs really need to start calling the Thunder for all the fouls they commit before some team starts sending in benchwarmers to just body Thunder players on some "Oh, you wanna foul and flop all the time? Bet"
#NBAsky
Refs really need to start calling the Thunder for all the fouls they commit before some team starts sending in benchwarmers to just body Thunder players on some "Oh, you wanna foul and flop all the time? Bet"
#NBAsky
December 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
OKC-Minn has been a phone booth knife fight with all the fouls and non-calls
Refs really need to start calling the Thunder for all the fouls they commit before some team starts sending in benchwarmers to just body Thunder players on some "Oh, you wanna foul and flop all the time? Bet"
#NBAsky
Refs really need to start calling the Thunder for all the fouls they commit before some team starts sending in benchwarmers to just body Thunder players on some "Oh, you wanna foul and flop all the time? Bet"
#NBAsky
I kinda want to print this out and take it to a bunch of the local shops just to hear the absolute filth they'd read this design for
Machining this, GTFOH 😂
Machining this, GTFOH 😂
![Ben Nowack ☀️🌎🪞
@bennbuilds
LA machinists - we need 12 of these ASAP. 12x quantity to start, 7075 AL, dimensions 4.5 *10.5 * 13.5. Dm me if interested in taking this on.
[Image of an extremely complex machined part in curved materials with mutltiple standoffs, lines, etc on it]
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December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I kinda want to print this out and take it to a bunch of the local shops just to hear the absolute filth they'd read this design for
Machining this, GTFOH 😂
Machining this, GTFOH 😂
...what the fu—I hope every professor does the most maliciously compliant FUs to this
As much as I hate Chapel Hill (*spit*), the overall uni network has always been a highlight of this state. WTF are we doing?!
As much as I hate Chapel Hill (*spit*), the overall uni network has always been a highlight of this state. WTF are we doing?!
The UNC system just released its final policy on mandatory syllabi disclosure, stating that syllabi are university (not faculty) IP and certain course info must be posted on new, publicly searchable databases before every semester.
A thread about what's changed from the draft I reported on earlier:
A thread about what's changed from the draft I reported on earlier:
NEW: Public universities in red states, from Texas to Florida, are increasingly required to make their syllabi public. The University of North Carolina may be next. Does "syllabi transparency" help combat distrust in higher ed, or feed ill-informed suspicions of it? www.chronicle.com/article/when...
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
...what the fu—I hope every professor does the most maliciously compliant FUs to this
As much as I hate Chapel Hill (*spit*), the overall uni network has always been a highlight of this state. WTF are we doing?!
As much as I hate Chapel Hill (*spit*), the overall uni network has always been a highlight of this state. WTF are we doing?!
Chris Finch is every non-Thunder fan watching any Thunder game
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Chris Finch is every non-Thunder fan watching any Thunder game
It would be really cool if I could flip between the Alabama-Oklahoma game and the Thunder-Timberwolves game but I can't because streaming!
Instead I've got to second screen the NBA game (and hope the quality isn't crap)
I will always be a grumpy old man about this nonsense, millennial or not
Instead I've got to second screen the NBA game (and hope the quality isn't crap)
I will always be a grumpy old man about this nonsense, millennial or not
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It would be really cool if I could flip between the Alabama-Oklahoma game and the Thunder-Timberwolves game but I can't because streaming!
Instead I've got to second screen the NBA game (and hope the quality isn't crap)
I will always be a grumpy old man about this nonsense, millennial or not
Instead I've got to second screen the NBA game (and hope the quality isn't crap)
I will always be a grumpy old man about this nonsense, millennial or not
I forgot just how bad stinkbugs smell
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I forgot just how bad stinkbugs smell
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
WOOOOOOOOOOOOLF
PAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
LFG NC STATE
PAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
LFG NC STATE
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOLF
PAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
LFG NC STATE
PAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
LFG NC STATE
It kinda feels like somebody who really hates Trump is in charge of how all this has gone
*Every* *single* *thing* they've done around these files is the worst decision one could make if you wanted people to forget about them
*Every* *single* *thing* they've done around these files is the worst decision one could make if you wanted people to forget about them
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. "
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
Epstein files explode open as DOJ details discovery of powerful figures and more than 1,200 victims
EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen people and government officials' names appear in the hundreds of thousands of pages of Jeffrey Epstein files made public Friday, sources said.
www.foxnews.com
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It kinda feels like somebody who really hates Trump is in charge of how all this has gone
*Every* *single* *thing* they've done around these files is the worst decision one could make if you wanted people to forget about them
*Every* *single* *thing* they've done around these files is the worst decision one could make if you wanted people to forget about them
So... You want to make Americans government-approved drug dealers? Because this is how you get government-approved drug dealers, because THE DRUGS ARE VALUABLE
J*F*C, Mike Lee is an idiot
J*F*C, Mike Lee is an idiot
This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.
Let’s pretend like these dudes on the boats are really cartel members.
There are a handful of OIF/OEF veterans that would be prepared to deal with that amount of firepower.
Everyone else? This will get Americans killed.
Let’s pretend like these dudes on the boats are really cartel members.
There are a handful of OIF/OEF veterans that would be prepared to deal with that amount of firepower.
Everyone else? This will get Americans killed.
December 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So... You want to make Americans government-approved drug dealers? Because this is how you get government-approved drug dealers, because THE DRUGS ARE VALUABLE
J*F*C, Mike Lee is an idiot
J*F*C, Mike Lee is an idiot
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Announcing my new NYT podcast, Hypocritical Times… 🎧 tap in
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Announcing my new NYT podcast, Hypocritical Times… 🎧 tap in
Moving the Sun to Houston instead of Boston or Hartford is some bs from the WNBA
December 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Moving the Sun to Houston instead of Boston or Hartford is some bs from the WNBA
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1. Sherm is crazy for saying the media should ask him about “this stuff” later when it was directly referenced in the game and involved one of the games brightest stars
2. McVay is PISSED
2. McVay is PISSED
Sean McVay's answer specific to Puka criticizing officials and this tweet that was deleted. Also Richard Sherman criticizing the line of questioning and saying the media should have asked about the game and asked them about this stuff later
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
1. Sherm is crazy for saying the media should ask him about “this stuff” later when it was directly referenced in the game and involved one of the games brightest stars
2. McVay is PISSED
2. McVay is PISSED
MFer can't even do his nonsense with plausible deniability
It's time for Dillon Brooks to get an extended suspension. What a freaking clown. I'll stand ten toes down on that. This man overtly swings at people in a non basketball manner on a regular basis.
Certified Busch league cornball. #NBASky
Certified Busch league cornball. #NBASky
December 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
MFer can't even do his nonsense with plausible deniability
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December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Y'all remember when the Clippers were leading this game?
Well, they're down 22 and the Thunder have 100pts with 46 seconds left in the third...
#NBAsky
Well, they're down 22 and the Thunder have 100pts with 46 seconds left in the third...
#NBAsky
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Y'all remember when the Clippers were leading this game?
Well, they're down 22 and the Thunder have 100pts with 46 seconds left in the third...
#NBAsky
Well, they're down 22 and the Thunder have 100pts with 46 seconds left in the third...
#NBAsky
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Jalen Brunson in the MSG interview just now:
"I want to thank the lord for Tyler Kolek."
"I want to thank the lord for Tyler Kolek."
December 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Jalen Brunson in the MSG interview just now:
"I want to thank the lord for Tyler Kolek."
"I want to thank the lord for Tyler Kolek."
I'm still taking +/- bets on when the Vance divorce and JD+Erika engagement/marriage happen
December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm still taking +/- bets on when the Vance divorce and JD+Erika engagement/marriage happen
KNICKS WIN! LFG
HOW? I DON'T KNOW!
(I do know. But it's ridiculous they won this game given who [didn't] play)
HOW? I DON'T KNOW!
(I do know. But it's ridiculous they won this game given who [didn't] play)
December 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
KNICKS WIN! LFG
HOW? I DON'T KNOW!
(I do know. But it's ridiculous they won this game given who [didn't] play)
HOW? I DON'T KNOW!
(I do know. But it's ridiculous they won this game given who [didn't] play)