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never for money, always for love
working on my night cheese.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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when you call console.log() this is what happens
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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sometime, worldbuilding means you get to invent a reason why a city you hate should be nuked.
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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the fake burger king
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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He should do one about that one bag of dirt, from the guy who in 2004 bought a router at Home Depot, but when he got the box home inside was not a router but a bag of dirt with “puto” written on it
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
going to the grocery store after popping an edible like
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Kenan has been on SNL for so long that I just watched a clip of him in standard def
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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eating a big plate of spätzle and weisswurst but frowning the whole time so nobody thinks I'm a Nazi
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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20 million Americans going “well flights are more expensive, on time less, explode more often, and aren’t affordable for me, but look how nice everyone’s dressed in this Fox News b-roll!”
Genuinely wonder how the hell an economy killer administration comes to “dress up to travel” as their winning messaging.
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The most beautiful headline I’ve read in a long, long time
Bill Belichick's UNC misses bowl eligibility after trick play by Duke
Bill Belichick claimed his first words were "Beat Duke." His UNC team didn't do that this week.
sports.yahoo.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i’ve actually never worn my house shoes to the airport. maybe i should start
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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im not reading any of your dumbass articles until you change your name to james publictransitville and beg for my forgiveness
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
in 2015 or so someone would have bought this and spent far too much money turning it into a food hall
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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i had a vision while at work and dropped everything to inflict it upon the world at large
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Failson Billionaire: You think I make a lot of money? Well have you considered I also have to spend some of it
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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this is the optimal explanation, because anyone losing money on THE NEW YORK YANKEES shouldn’t be allowed to run a paper route, let alone a Major League Baseball franchise
Hearing Hal Steinbrenner on a Zoom that the Yankees didn't make a profit this year. He's hard to hear, because he's conducting the Zoom on a 200-foot megayacht in the Seychelles smoking what appears to be a new Trump $200 bill.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
just worked out how i've been getting random scrapes on my ankle and it's because of the way i've been resting my foot up on my G5 tower lmfao
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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giving unlawful orders at the Denny's (asking for ketchup on my french toast)
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Good news! We open sourced the Pebble mobile app today -> github.com/coredevices/mobileapp Now all the software that powers your new Pebble is 100% open source. Read the full scoop on my blog ericmigi.com/blog/pebble-...
GitHub - coredevices/mobileapp
Contribute to coredevices/mobileapp development by creating an account on GitHub.
github.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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absolutely I want my drinkware’s aesthetic to be “los alamos demon core”
Cocktail Set, Model 326, by Russel Wright
American, 1904–1976
1930

More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/202820
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM