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Disabled and trans, I write stories and play tabletop and video games. Boring nerd. Former educator. he/him 🐻 pan, poly, partnered
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Been sick as hell with a cold so I’ve gone ahead and made what I am now calling Pain Ramen and the fucked up thing is that you can have been taking DayQuil for a week and Pain Ramen shows up and lets that mfer know who’s boss
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Been sick as hell with a cold so I’ve gone ahead and made what I am now calling Pain Ramen and the fucked up thing is that you can have been taking DayQuil for a week and Pain Ramen shows up and lets that mfer know who’s boss
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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I don't know why it hadn't occurred to me but Anglican Nuns obviously means Nuns Who Are Priests. Nuns Who Are Priests presiding at mass in a chasuble and habit, opening the service with the Hail Mary, and do you know what? In their hands it hits different. I'm a fan.
January 19, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I don't know why it hadn't occurred to me but Anglican Nuns obviously means Nuns Who Are Priests. Nuns Who Are Priests presiding at mass in a chasuble and habit, opening the service with the Hail Mary, and do you know what? In their hands it hits different. I'm a fan.
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Happy MLK day, folks!
If you live somewhere they don’t teach about the US Civil Rights movement in schools, I’d like to recommend picking up John Lewis’s March Trilogy of graphic memoirs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_(...
If you live somewhere they don’t teach about the US Civil Rights movement in schools, I’d like to recommend picking up John Lewis’s March Trilogy of graphic memoirs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_(...
March (comics) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 19, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Happy MLK day, folks!
If you live somewhere they don’t teach about the US Civil Rights movement in schools, I’d like to recommend picking up John Lewis’s March Trilogy of graphic memoirs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_(...
If you live somewhere they don’t teach about the US Civil Rights movement in schools, I’d like to recommend picking up John Lewis’s March Trilogy of graphic memoirs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_(...
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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IAN WAS RIGHT
Imagine your house falls down one day and it's because a load of parakeets have been systematically eating your mortar
Parakeets feeding on Welwyn barn wall display Amazonian behaviour
Ornithologist Jack Baddams says the video is "really cool".
www.bbc.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 4:26 PM
IAN WAS RIGHT
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This is a masterpiece
sorry i see a plain horizontal line as a setting prop and my mind goes exactly one place
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 AM
This is a masterpiece
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The total NSF budget was 9 billion. I doubt they spend 89% of it on quail.
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
The total NSF budget was 9 billion. I doubt they spend 89% of it on quail.
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The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
The ground zero guy for hecking doggo social media gaming is talking like this now
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
Russia wants Trump to bully Denmark about Greenland because if America fights for Greenland, then it legitimizes Russia attacking Ukraine. Also China attacking Taiwan and Hong Kong.
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Russia wants Trump to bully Denmark about Greenland because if America fights for Greenland, then it legitimizes Russia attacking Ukraine. Also China attacking Taiwan and Hong Kong.
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The Ford Motor Company distributing fascist propaganda on company property? Surely that's an unprecedente- oh wait hang on
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dea...
The Dearborn Independent - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 13, 2026 at 11:04 PM
The Ford Motor Company distributing fascist propaganda on company property? Surely that's an unprecedente- oh wait hang on
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dea...
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Is there such a thing as 'too much' protein? www.livescience.com/health/food-...
Is there such a thing as 'too much' protein?
Daily protein requirements vary a bit person to person, but some evidence suggests consuming high amounts of protein could do more harm than good. Live Science spoke to experts to learn more.
www.livescience.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Is there such a thing as 'too much' protein? www.livescience.com/health/food-...
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thanks caller i.d. for “useful” information as opposed to maybe: cow
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
thanks caller i.d. for “useful” information as opposed to maybe: cow
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The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.
The Trevor Project, known for its hotline for LGBTQ+ youth, received $45 million from billionaire and author MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025. https://bit.ly/4sEbdYv
Billionaire philanthropist MacKenzie Scott donates $45 million to LGBTQ+ youth hotline organization, The Trevor Project | Fortune
“I literally could not believe it and it took some time. I actually gasped,” said Jaymes Black, CEO of The Trevor Project.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.
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Donald was just spotted flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" during Trump’s visit to the factory today.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Donald was just spotted flipping off a Ford worker who yelled "pedophile protector" during Trump’s visit to the factory today.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
Whatever you do don't call @realDonaldTrump a pedophile protector today. He hates that.
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This is Minneapolis:
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
This is Minneapolis:
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.
Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
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“School administrators are reaching out directly to parents to let them know they can keep their children home, according to district emails being circulated by parents and educators.”
Amid Fed Ramp-up and New Fears, Twin Cities Schools Offer Online Classes
In first widespread test of 2023 law, districts are allowing students who feel unsafe to switch to distance learning.
www.the74million.org
January 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“School administrators are reaching out directly to parents to let them know they can keep their children home, according to district emails being circulated by parents and educators.”
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I was made aware of those episodes today (for some reason), and found them quite informative and insightful.
For those who have no idea what we're talking about, we're talking about these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyE...
For those who have no idea what we're talking about, we're talking about these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyE...
Part One: How The Dilbert Guy Lost His Mind | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I was made aware of those episodes today (for some reason), and found them quite informative and insightful.
For those who have no idea what we're talking about, we're talking about these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyE...
For those who have no idea what we're talking about, we're talking about these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyE...
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Was about to do a napkin cartoon but then opened my fortune cookie…
January 13, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Was about to do a napkin cartoon but then opened my fortune cookie…