Scowlin' Wolf
@scowlinwolf.bsky.social
I am not a tomato. Fuck off with that shit.
We have stolen
the snails
that were meant
for Michelin-starred restaurants
and which
were probably
worth 90,000
euros
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rich
and so savory
the snails
that were meant
for Michelin-starred restaurants
and which
were probably
worth 90,000
euros
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rich
and so savory
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
We have stolen
the snails
that were meant
for Michelin-starred restaurants
and which
were probably
worth 90,000
euros
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rich
and so savory
the snails
that were meant
for Michelin-starred restaurants
and which
were probably
worth 90,000
euros
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rich
and so savory
This is not what I didn't vote for!
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This is not what I didn't vote for!
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
Once we get the cyborg with Jeffrey Epstein's reanimated brain and penis up and running, I'm sure we'll be able to work this whole thing out.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Once we get the cyborg with Jeffrey Epstein's reanimated brain and penis up and running, I'm sure we'll be able to work this whole thing out.
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November 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Mamdani should announce a new basketball team owned by the people of New York called the New York Mujahideen
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Mamdani should announce a new basketball team owned by the people of New York called the New York Mujahideen
The computer and internet are some of the most amazing inventions. Too bad the computer's current mission is making 100 guys super rich. DO BETTER COMPUTER!!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The computer and internet are some of the most amazing inventions. Too bad the computer's current mission is making 100 guys super rich. DO BETTER COMPUTER!!!
The first step to developing functional A.I. is to have a generation of Socialism.
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The first step to developing functional A.I. is to have a generation of Socialism.
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
Well, that should make the internet even better!
cloudfare most likely went down because they were installing plantir
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Well, that should make the internet even better!
Gabba Gabba Hey Jude
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Gabba Gabba Hey Jude
You can't imagine how long I've waited for a commercial like this
Working on a commercial with a budget in the low millions right now that will air during the Super Bowl. I'm not allowed to reveal too much about it, but let's just say that Chris Pratt walks down a long hallway while doing something on his phone.
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You can't imagine how long I've waited for a commercial like this
I hope the left can recover. I would really like to have health care.
Bill Maher Buries the Left AND the Right in Searing CNN Interview: Why Can’t They Just ‘Be Normal?’
Bill Maher Buries the Left AND the Right in Searing CNN Interview: Why Can’t They Just ‘Be Normal?’
Bill Maher bashed both Democrats and Republicans during a CNN interview on Sunday, saying Republicans like Trump go "too far" while Dems push "revolutionaries"
The post Bill Maher Buries the Left AND the Right in Searing CNN Interview: Why Can’t They Just ‘Be Normal?’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I hope the left can recover. I would really like to have health care.
Just accidentally stepped on my cat's tail. I'm the worst person ever
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Just accidentally stepped on my cat's tail. I'm the worst person ever
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the House Oversight Committee has such sights to show us
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
the House Oversight Committee has such sights to show us
Crazy that during the sixth mass extinction event some motherfuckers are freaking out about free busses.
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Crazy that during the sixth mass extinction event some motherfuckers are freaking out about free busses.
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I will keep on fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I will keep on fighting
Take all his wealth and property. Give him a one bedroom apartment, a $150k salary and a twenty hour a week job doing manual labor building infrastructure. See if he gets better or worse.
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Take all his wealth and property. Give him a one bedroom apartment, a $150k salary and a twenty hour a week job doing manual labor building infrastructure. See if he gets better or worse.
Finally, the perfect jacket to go with my piss pants
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Finally, the perfect jacket to go with my piss pants
Amazing that Bezos can completely tank the New York Times for what equivalently for him is like twenty bucks.
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Amazing that Bezos can completely tank the New York Times for what equivalently for him is like twenty bucks.
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It is now legal to throw sandwiches at police
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It is now legal to throw sandwiches at police