Scowlin' Wolf
@scowlinwolf.bsky.social
I am not a tomato. Fuck off with that shit.
America needs a Johnny Pearseed
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
America needs a Johnny Pearseed
Because it was mealy as fuck. Leave me alone, pear counsel
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Because it was mealy as fuck. Leave me alone, pear counsel
The person who would do that would never get close to being able to get in that room
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The person who would do that would never get close to being able to get in that room
We have eaten
the snails
that were meant
for Michelin-starred restaurants
and which
were probably
worth 90,000
euros
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rich
and so savory
the snails
that were meant
for Michelin-starred restaurants
and which
were probably
worth 90,000
euros
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rich
and so savory
November 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
We have eaten
the snails
that were meant
for Michelin-starred restaurants
and which
were probably
worth 90,000
euros
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rich
and so savory
the snails
that were meant
for Michelin-starred restaurants
and which
were probably
worth 90,000
euros
Forgive us
they were delicious
so rich
and so savory
I go through so many toilets.
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I go through so many toilets.
P.I.P. You're going to want a paper trail
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
P.I.P. You're going to want a paper trail
chief people officer Donna Morris is my favorite chief people officer ever
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
chief people officer Donna Morris is my favorite chief people officer ever
Can this "centrist" just fucking buy a pirogi without any issues?
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Can this "centrist" just fucking buy a pirogi without any issues?
Through and though a disgusting human being.
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Through and though a disgusting human being.
Hopefully these are bookends
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Hopefully these are bookends
They could just play board games. Seems like a decent way of learning economics without having to go to class.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
They could just play board games. Seems like a decent way of learning economics without having to go to class.
You can also use these to scratch your back or hang coats. It truly is the Swiss Army knife of clippy things.
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You can also use these to scratch your back or hang coats. It truly is the Swiss Army knife of clippy things.
The day that United Healthcare CEO got wacked was one of the most unifying days in America.
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The day that United Healthcare CEO got wacked was one of the most unifying days in America.
To find dangerous lunatics, haters and punk trash and stop them. No more lunatics.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
To find dangerous lunatics, haters and punk trash and stop them. No more lunatics.
Pizza: The Movie
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Pizza: The Movie