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Scott Lyons, I Inherited Agreeableness
@scottwhitegloves.bsky.social
Canadian, from Toronto.

If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.
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he got what was coming to him and the world is a better place without him and no one should be afraid to say it
Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:

“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Just throwing this out there, but for any queer folks in Texas that want to get married and face obstacles from a JP or a county judge, I can legally marry you and your partner. I've been an ordained minister in Texas since 2019.
I love this, and fuck any judge that takes advantage of that Texas Supreme Court ruling to deny anyone. I'm an ordained minister and I will conduct any Small or Big Gay Wedding in Texas.
December 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
He married a big gun. The gal in the photo is the Gun's Maid of Honour.
Kyle Rittenhouse got married.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
DIN Mittelschrift
ok this is an insane story but let’s do a poll: if you could declare your workplace’s official font, what would it be? (Might be different than *favorite* font!)
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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talking lincoln out of doing the emancipation proclamation because abolition doesn't poll well with the median voter
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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it’s the same picture
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Every Trump interview now is like a serial killer taunting the police to stop him.
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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We’re all living in a dystopian horror movie titled “TRUMP.”

With the period.
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Benny Johnson has nothing to hide.

by Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, and Mike Johnson
December 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I read this with interest and dismay. The dismaying parts are all true.

www.readtheline.ca?utm_source=n...
The Line | Line Editor | Substack
Commentary for Canadians. Click to read The Line, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
www.readtheline.ca
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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National Theater, the Philippines r/brutalism
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The guy that Milo is accusing of being gay, looks like a gay, FWIW.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The incredible thing about Ross Douthat is his search for new ways to be wrong is never-ending.
In Opinion

The Trump administration “has offered a lot of general rhetoric about the value of Christianity to American civilization,” Ross Douthat says. “But in the absence of religious-informed policymaking, this sometimes feels more like a performance of a Christian politics than a full reality.”
Opinion | The Trump Administration Needs More Christianity in Its Nationalism
Not too much religious moralism in the administration, but too little.
nyti.ms
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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ready for whatever this new episode of #HeatedRivalry brings
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Honestly think This Hour has 22 Minutes is way better than SNL:
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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like, this is the single most antisocial administration in american history and i don't think it's even remotely close. they hate us, they hate themselves, they hate each other, they're just fucking nihilists all the way down
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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"It's a very respected peace prize."
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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What gall to claim the superiority of ‘the American project’ even as the entire rotting edifice eats itself alive right in front of our eyes.
December 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Cool ride in a Mariposa Bicycles article. It’s a 1934 CCM designed for motor pacing, so the rider‘s posture is pushed way forward with that crazy stem and back-curving fork
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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There has been a lot of news today but I’ve just been informed we’re at the “Katy and I” stage
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
We should start calling him "Half-Boat Cotton".

(imagine thinking you can go somewhere in half a boat, let alone 'stay in the fight')
December 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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So many people committed to making others suffer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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41 minutes is a long time to sit in your air conditioned office watching men struggle to survive as you decide to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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A defiant Pete Hegseth lashed out at his critics on Thursday. “I get knocked down, but I get up again,” he said. “You're never gonna keep me down.” Revealing the secret to his resilience, Hegseth said, “I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink.”
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We need a RatFink style rendering of one of these cars with a giant Hemi, side headers and 12-inch slicks.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM