Scott Lyons
@scottwhitegloves.bsky.social
Canadian, from Toronto.
If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.
If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.
It's never not funny to re-post this comic by Matt Bors
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's never not funny to re-post this comic by Matt Bors
Lovely tribute, thank you.
You forgot to mention Foggy.
You forgot to mention Foggy.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Lovely tribute, thank you.
You forgot to mention Foggy.
You forgot to mention Foggy.
I think it's FIFA subtweeting this in 3d.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I think it's FIFA subtweeting this in 3d.
Sorry had to. Generated by Adobe Firefly
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sorry had to. Generated by Adobe Firefly
My go to stove top expresso/latte and a vintage home-made skateboard.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My go to stove top expresso/latte and a vintage home-made skateboard.
I love this, and them, so much
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love this, and them, so much
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Nope, it's home where it belongs. 🇨🇦
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Nope, it's home where it belongs. 🇨🇦
Why does this guy always seem to be making the face a newborn baby makes when filling it's diaper.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Why does this guy always seem to be making the face a newborn baby makes when filling it's diaper.
When you choose a lawyer based on her Central Casting® good looks and Foxy [sic] grooming, you never know what might happen
![Lindsey Halligan, Foxy [sic] TV lawyer.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dgdh7wqfbwymqmzrwzmzge56/bafkreif5sbcvz5pmiqbvx7fofcvhm4oy6b6qscukwqd6wjqsvq4nfxgofq@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When you choose a lawyer based on her Central Casting® good looks and Foxy [sic] grooming, you never know what might happen
If I was Massie I'd post in reply:
"I am a lucky man, my sexy smart and beautiful new wife gives me really good head. I am pretty sure you've never had a nice BJ from that ice-cold pseudo-wife of yours Melania, but I hear you like give one".
"I am a lucky man, my sexy smart and beautiful new wife gives me really good head. I am pretty sure you've never had a nice BJ from that ice-cold pseudo-wife of yours Melania, but I hear you like give one".
November 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If I was Massie I'd post in reply:
"I am a lucky man, my sexy smart and beautiful new wife gives me really good head. I am pretty sure you've never had a nice BJ from that ice-cold pseudo-wife of yours Melania, but I hear you like give one".
"I am a lucky man, my sexy smart and beautiful new wife gives me really good head. I am pretty sure you've never had a nice BJ from that ice-cold pseudo-wife of yours Melania, but I hear you like give one".
100 genders? More like 150 genders per minute.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
100 genders? More like 150 genders per minute.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Cinci went for HANDSOME
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Cinci went for HANDSOME
Ben Shapiro blaming "the left" for the rise of Fuentes and The Groypers reminds me of this brilliant @mattbors.bsky.social cartoon.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Ben Shapiro blaming "the left" for the rise of Fuentes and The Groypers reminds me of this brilliant @mattbors.bsky.social cartoon.
Deliberate on your part?
(also that's so 2024)
(also that's so 2024)
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Deliberate on your part?
(also that's so 2024)
(also that's so 2024)
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only
Right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?
Right answers only
Right answers only
🎶 I never thoug-aught, the leopards would eat my face 🎶
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
🎶 I never thoug-aught, the leopards would eat my face 🎶