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Scott Lyons
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Canadian, from Toronto.

If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.
Surprising it's biggest in only 30 years. Seems bigger.
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Pocket Pardon is the nickname for it, right?
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Kirk's widow is doing her darnedest to benefit from her husband's death.
December 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Never heard of it so [a] seems unlikely.
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
In some parts of the world progress has been made.

Trudeau, Carney in Canada. Ardern in New Zealand. Merkel (and even Merz) in Germany. Marin in Finland.

But these (save Germany) are all rulers of 'minor' places. Super-powers love their hard rulers.

Kamala, a woman of colour, lost b/c of this.
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I am not gay, nor am I professional player, but I have spent a lifetime in hockey locker rooms and the idea that a hockey player would wear any of their gear during sex is just the stupidest thing ever.

The idea that sports can be homoerotic isn't stupid. Hockey locker rooms can be sexy places!
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reposted by Scott Lyons
We salute you, Charles Clyde Ebbets
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So much this.
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Exactly. Primary care is the key to a good overall health care system.
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Phrasing of this last one is so weird.

"R U ok .. primary care doc ... specialist ?"

This is the best way for medical care to be delivered to people. Primary care physicians are the backbone of the system.

USA has a system based on specialists which is part of why care is so expensive.
December 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
And the beam is greased.
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
MENTAL HEALTH

It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
"Who needs a pottery or glass-blowing studio anyhow"

-Doug Ford probably
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Great sound bite, sir (complimentary)
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
We should all be so lucky
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Ya, FFS, POTUS now stands for Poaster Of The United States, and he OWNS the goddamn platform.

THAT'S the issue more than KA$H and Bongo poasting (which is still a huge issue).
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by Scott Lyons
talking lincoln out of doing the emancipation proclamation because abolition doesn't poll well with the median voter
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"senescent outer-borough grand dragon"

To a T.
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is a brilliantly designed, and beautifully made pot, designed by modern design genius Richard Sapper (RIP).

Be careful however using this pot on an old-school stove with a spiral metal element, it can corrode the bottom of the pot and destroy an expensive pot. (AMHIK)
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM