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About to tip over because I lean so far to the left.
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
Coworker was reading the employee handbook earlier and discovered something that no one knew, including the bosses. Quite an excellent find. We get to close work at 2:00 instead of 5:00.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Coworker was reading the employee handbook earlier and discovered something that no one knew, including the bosses. Quite an excellent find. We get to close work at 2:00 instead of 5:00.
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![i just met you, and this is crazy...but my name is Cujo and I have rabies [pic of Cujo a dog with rabies attacking woman thru car window]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreidfienxqnt5u57l2affowlowczflfdmt33pxwo7np45brs5zud6lu@jpeg)
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If MTG truly believes that she can run for president, she would do well to read the Epstein client list into the congressional record, then move to vacate the Speaker’s chair. Might as well go out with a bang.
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If MTG truly believes that she can run for president, she would do well to read the Epstein client list into the congressional record, then move to vacate the Speaker’s chair. Might as well go out with a bang.
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New employees. Pffft
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
New employees. Pffft
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It’s like the people behind the Fyre Festival decided to throw a little war
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s like the people behind the Fyre Festival decided to throw a little war
30 minute lunch break? Lasts like 3 minutes. Damn, I can't wait to retire.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
30 minute lunch break? Lasts like 3 minutes. Damn, I can't wait to retire.
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Autism: I hyperfocus by accident
ADHD: I hyperfocus at the worst time
AuDHD: I hyperfocus, lose interest, then hyperfocus on being upset I lost interest
(Dr Kojo Sarfo)
ADHD: I hyperfocus at the worst time
AuDHD: I hyperfocus, lose interest, then hyperfocus on being upset I lost interest
(Dr Kojo Sarfo)
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Autism: I hyperfocus by accident
ADHD: I hyperfocus at the worst time
AuDHD: I hyperfocus, lose interest, then hyperfocus on being upset I lost interest
(Dr Kojo Sarfo)
ADHD: I hyperfocus at the worst time
AuDHD: I hyperfocus, lose interest, then hyperfocus on being upset I lost interest
(Dr Kojo Sarfo)
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I've hated the Braves ever since they got rid of him.
Dale Murphy just threw out the first pitch for Estrellas!!
He played for them early in his career
He played for them early in his career
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I've hated the Braves ever since they got rid of him.
I read that in Flipper's voice.
November 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I read that in Flipper's voice.
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I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don’t need an HDTV I need an ADHDTV that knows when I break eye contact to play on my phone and has a button that skips my show right back to that point
Otherwise it's just deep woods shine.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Otherwise it's just deep woods shine.
Every weekday morning.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Every weekday morning.
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#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
@nikkibas.bsky.social
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@rubicon1313.bsky.social
David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
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@coko.bsky.social
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@rubicon1313.bsky.social
David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
@nikkibas.bsky.social
@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social
@coko.bsky.social
@kingresist.bsky.social
@rubicon1313.bsky.social
David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
@nikkibas.bsky.social
@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social
@coko.bsky.social
@kingresist.bsky.social
@rubicon1313.bsky.social
David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
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Shit happened while I was sleeping.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Shit happened while I was sleeping.
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Mamdani wisely covered his balls anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Mamdani wisely covered his balls anyway.
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Happy 85th Birthday to American-born 🇬🇧British actor, director, comedian, screenwriter and animator #TerryGilliam born #OnThisDay in Minneapolis, Minnesota
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Happy 85th Birthday to American-born 🇬🇧British actor, director, comedian, screenwriter and animator #TerryGilliam born #OnThisDay in Minneapolis, Minnesota
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When I hit the squat rack wearing yoga pants, guys start acting like they’re auditioning for a role called “Not Looking.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When I hit the squat rack wearing yoga pants, guys start acting like they’re auditioning for a role called “Not Looking.”
Both are long ass drives.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Both are long ass drives.
Just started whistling the song.
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just started whistling the song.
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"Did you see where that good looking man who was just in the Oval Office with me went? He has beautiful dark hair, a beard, and kind eyes. I MISS HIM!!!"
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"Did you see where that good looking man who was just in the Oval Office with me went? He has beautiful dark hair, a beard, and kind eyes. I MISS HIM!!!"
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Good Parenting
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Good Parenting