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@scottw1975.bsky.social
About to tip over because I lean so far to the left.
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
Coworker was reading the employee handbook earlier and discovered something that no one knew, including the bosses. Quite an excellent find. We get to close work at 2:00 instead of 5:00.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Coworker was reading the employee handbook earlier and discovered something that no one knew, including the bosses. Quite an excellent find. We get to close work at 2:00 instead of 5:00.
They putting in a pole.
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
They putting in a pole.
Shit happened while I was sleeping.
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Shit happened while I was sleeping.
Couldn't buy this from a customer because it's not a real coin, but, dammit, I wanted to.
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Couldn't buy this from a customer because it's not a real coin, but, dammit, I wanted to.
My next door neighbor has Thanksgiving decorations while five houses down on the other side of the street already has the Christmas ones up. I'm glad we have the National Guard here to help out with this.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My next door neighbor has Thanksgiving decorations while five houses down on the other side of the street already has the Christmas ones up. I'm glad we have the National Guard here to help out with this.
My next door neighbor has Thanksgiving decorations while five houses down on the other side of the street already has the Christmas ones up. I'm glad we have the National Guard here to help out with this.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My next door neighbor has Thanksgiving decorations while five houses down on the other side of the street already has the Christmas ones up. I'm glad we have the National Guard here to help out with this.
I love this guy!
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love this guy!
Love my coworker's shirt.
September 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Love my coworker's shirt.
Leftover celebratory cake. About to be a little less.
September 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Leftover celebratory cake. About to be a little less.
It was my turn to pick lunch today at work. I went with the Germantown Commisary.
September 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It was my turn to pick lunch today at work. I went with the Germantown Commisary.
It's my oldest's 3rd "anniversary" today. I got him a bracelet and fixed it up and cleaned it for him. Her name is the gemstone.
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
It's my oldest's 3rd "anniversary" today. I got him a bracelet and fixed it up and cleaned it for him. Her name is the gemstone.
Picked this up from 901 Comics today for $10.00.
September 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Picked this up from 901 Comics today for $10.00.
My wife and youngest at CYF earlier. Memphis is so scary that we let him run off with friends when he ran into them. Man, fuck that 🍊🤡💩.
September 14, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My wife and youngest at CYF earlier. Memphis is so scary that we let him run off with friends when he ran into them. Man, fuck that 🍊🤡💩.
Nubia Yasin, CYF, Memphis.
September 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Nubia Yasin, CYF, Memphis.
Two conflicting stories here. Chinga Hielo!
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Two conflicting stories here. Chinga Hielo!
How it feels with the 'Supreme" Court rn.
September 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
How it feels with the 'Supreme" Court rn.
The tires on ICE vans are deflateable. 🤷♂️
September 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The tires on ICE vans are deflateable. 🤷♂️
Got this because of the front. Didn't care about the cookie part.
September 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Got this because of the front. Didn't care about the cookie part.
Forgot to post this yesterday, but i saw, quite possibly, the coolest No Smoking sign at Mullins Station yesterday.
August 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Forgot to post this yesterday, but i saw, quite possibly, the coolest No Smoking sign at Mullins Station yesterday.