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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind
@scolopendra.bsky.social
Intrepid aerospace engineer and omninerd. Radical gender anarchist (þei/þem) bi shitlord. Atomic green. Anything topologically concave is a sandwich. 🎶Praise the Lord and pass the Communism!🎶
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Young and angry, I quoted Goethe: "Of freedom and of life he only is deserving / Who every day must conquer them anew."

Tired but unbroken today, still I quote him: "Only Mankind can do the impossible / He perceives, chooses, and judges / He can make the instant last forever."

In us there is hope.
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accidentally smudged this drawing but i feel like it actually works better this way!! some mistakes turn out for the better
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Front-line retail workers should have Street Judge summary execution powers.
MY IDEA'S, SHARE IF AGREE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
They did an MRI on a Blåhaj.
They did an MRI on a blåhaj
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Right, so that's settled. The Blockheads have been declared an international terrorist organization.

"The bombing begins in five minutes."
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This is correct doctrine. The people loved Casey, for she spoke the truth.
Why am I so against generative AI in games?

Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
oh i am big mad
Fuck you, you motherfucking chickenhawks, is there a military adventure you won't immediately endorse with all the subtlety of two cats fucking in the street? I helped keep F/A-18s flying to atomize brown children a world away yet somehow I've got less blood on my hands than you bloodless ghouls.
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Doomguy (voice-over as camera pans over a quiet and peaceful Mars installation): Nothing amazing happens here. Everything is ordinary.
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
From the Timperial Interstellar Military:

Latest tranche of #battletech paintjobs:
November 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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DA R0MAN Z0NE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It's not hard to figure out what the @nytimes.com ownership and editors care about and believe, we're just all supposed to pretend otherwise because they've convinced you that being willfully stupid is an important journalistic norm.
and that can be true! but then you open the actual newspaper and it's soft-focus profiles of Chris Rufo, a frenzied transphobic crusade, an all-out effort to get the first Black woman president of Harvard canned over bullshit, Get Zohran, etc etc
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tonight on MechWarrior: Destiny:

"meat slaps"
Tonight on MechWarrior: Destiny:

Athena NOPES THE FUCK OUT.
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
YEAG
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
From the Timperial Information Ministry Shitposting Directorate, in coordination with the Aerospace Directorate:
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Ah yes, the median American voter.
I am begging you to look at this car my friend sent me
November 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
+goes to game store to get more mini wash+

+leaves with wash, Battletech Gothic, and a pile of 'Mechs+
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Great, arrest them for slavery
November 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Ohhh they're desperate
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Yeah, this has been tragic to watch. No gods, no kings includes Gun Jesus.
Whelp, RIP Ian McCollum. He put out a video today about the AK-50 (the gun made by known Right Wing Reactionary (and borderline neo-nazi) Brandon Herrera, not just talking about it, but he was visiting and hanging out with him. No fucking thanks. Gun Jesus is dead, he put dollars before morals,
November 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
YES! WE JUST WANT YOU TO _FIGHT_!
posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch
how about no
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
hey man nice shot
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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rip 😔
November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM