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Scolopendra ⚛💚 the Timperator of Mankind
@scolopendra.bsky.social
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Intrepid aerospace engineer and omninerd. Radical gender anarchist (þei/þem) bi shitlord. Atomic green. Anything topologically concave is a sandwich. 🎶Praise the Lord and pass the Communism!🎶
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Discount Dan, as in the stock footage character from the Black Pants Legion shorts, legendary for all of his legitimate businesses that certainly weren't patently obvious scams, smiling as he stands in front of what appears to be a crane at a dump.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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"The Warning" (Nine Inch Nails /Year Zero/, 2007)
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Underrated response.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Meme consisting of alternating black text and copy-pastes of drug labels, which will be bracketed here: woah black Betty [CLONAZEPAM] woah black Betty [DIAZEPAM] she really gets me high [Alprazolam] you know that's no lie [LORAZEpam]
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Permanent (for three years) ;)
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Milven is the adjectival form.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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TACO.
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Awwwwww
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Best I can do on my phone at the airport.
Shitty line drawing of A-K in the frame. Don't know who they are? You wouldn't be able to recognize them from the shitty drawing anyway.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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inshallah
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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AVP movie poster from... whenever /Alien Vs. Predator/ came out, I'm not bothering to IMDB it. Stark white-streak background, kinda metally-looking Predator in the lower-right just staring at the viewer but is wearing a mask so they're just doing the Wakanda Forever pose with their wristblade. Side of a very gnarly meaty Xenomorph head dripping KY jelly descends from the upper left, looking like it's either alerting the Predator that a second plane has hit the towers or is about to give them a little kissy kissy with their bad oral hygiene. Point is, this picture is for the tagline: WHOEVER WINS... WE LOSE
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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My vote is "Greene is resigning because seeing her God-Emperor being buddy-buddy with a Satanic Socialist Muslim broke her mind"

also not mutually exclusive
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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This is correct doctrine.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Our two narratives aren't mutually exclusive, but I like how yours brings in material conditions and the political network.
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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My take is that they're both charismatic and I bet Mamdani managed to get Trump to laugh which means (in Trump's mind) they're best friends now.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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@shuchancellor.online THE EUNUCHS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Don't forget classic money laundering!
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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And he likes anyone he's just talked to who was vaguely nice to him.
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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I use Fastmail and haven't seen any AI bullshit.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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How about Fastmail?
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Favorite obscure documentary. Everyone's got one!
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Fanged Goddammit *inconvenient* and *rude*
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM