Resting Dog Face
@schplorp.bsky.social
I’ve got ranch dressing takes.
Revolutionary stuff
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Revolutionary stuff
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I have found that if you search for the word “busty” that the people are more respectful than when you search “big boobies”
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I have found that if you search for the word “busty” that the people are more respectful than when you search “big boobies”
Anyone who saw Saved By The Bell: College Years already knew that.
Why would you volunteer this? Why are you telling us "hey actually academia is staffed with a ton of perverts and wannabe pedophiles outside of the ones who were actually connected to Epstein"?
February 1, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Anyone who saw Saved By The Bell: College Years already knew that.
This guy fawkes
Perhaps one day it will be considered ironic that he was re-elected on Guy Fawkes' Day
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
This guy fawkes
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i wish all introverts the cancelled plans they deserve
June 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
i wish all introverts the cancelled plans they deserve
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i have not seen any mention of it but it sure seems like the authorities cracking down on student protesters are basically attempting to do what they wish they would have done in response to the george floyd protests
April 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
i have not seen any mention of it but it sure seems like the authorities cracking down on student protesters are basically attempting to do what they wish they would have done in response to the george floyd protests
defector.com/greg-kampes-...
If you’re only just discovering long-time Oakland coach, Greg Kampe, due to Oakland’s win over Kentucky, @dhm.bsky.social did an awesome article about him last year at defector.bsky.social
If you’re only just discovering long-time Oakland coach, Greg Kampe, due to Oakland’s win over Kentucky, @dhm.bsky.social did an awesome article about him last year at defector.bsky.social
March 22, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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If you’re only just discovering long-time Oakland coach, Greg Kampe, due to Oakland’s win over Kentucky, @dhm.bsky.social did an awesome article about him last year at defector.bsky.social
If you’re only just discovering long-time Oakland coach, Greg Kampe, due to Oakland’s win over Kentucky, @dhm.bsky.social did an awesome article about him last year at defector.bsky.social
“We’re not limited edition friends. We’re just standard issue jerks.”
—Mordecai, Regular Show
—Mordecai, Regular Show
February 18, 2024 at 10:08 PM
“We’re not limited edition friends. We’re just standard issue jerks.”
—Mordecai, Regular Show
—Mordecai, Regular Show
Italians would be so mad at food
boba tea but it’s sauce and gnocchi
February 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Italians would be so mad at food
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BWW is where you take your kids on a supervised custody visit on a Sunday afternoon.
February 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
BWW is where you take your kids on a supervised custody visit on a Sunday afternoon.
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Gray building
Edna, KS
Edna, KS
February 9, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Gray building
Edna, KS
Edna, KS
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Trophies
Keokuk, IA
Keokuk, IA
January 15, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Trophies
Keokuk, IA
Keokuk, IA
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Sage advice
January 14, 2024 at 1:51 AM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Sage advice
This is still my favorite console of all time.
January 1, 2024 at 10:15 AM
This is still my favorite console of all time.
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Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
October 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM
Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
www.espn.com/college-foot...
@defector.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
Can we get someone to blog about this so the lawyers in the comment section can hash this out for me? Thanks
@defector.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
Can we get someone to blog about this so the lawyers in the comment section can hash this out for me? Thanks
October 10, 2023 at 1:40 AM
www.espn.com/college-foot...
@defector.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
Can we get someone to blog about this so the lawyers in the comment section can hash this out for me? Thanks
@defector.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social
@davidjroth.bsky.social
Can we get someone to blog about this so the lawyers in the comment section can hash this out for me? Thanks
100% chance people try to take this onto a plane in their carry on.
October 9, 2023 at 12:27 AM
100% chance people try to take this onto a plane in their carry on.
Working in a restaurant during New England autumn can be summed by the one couple sitting at a two top that you can’t see from the bar not speaking while they eat mussels and scroll on their phones.
September 24, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Working in a restaurant during New England autumn can be summed by the one couple sitting at a two top that you can’t see from the bar not speaking while they eat mussels and scroll on their phones.
This is the social media company Elon should have bought because it already sucks.
August 28, 2023 at 4:45 PM
This is the social media company Elon should have bought because it already sucks.
“Dad, how does the food and juice get from my mouth to my butt?”
August 19, 2023 at 2:01 AM
“Dad, how does the food and juice get from my mouth to my butt?”
To the tune of the Kids Incorporated theme.
I am constipated
I am constipated
August 13, 2023 at 12:46 AM
To the tune of the Kids Incorporated theme.
I am constipated
I am constipated
He’s a lawyer who drives a Lincoln. That’s the entire concept of the show.
August 11, 2023 at 3:38 PM
He’s a lawyer who drives a Lincoln. That’s the entire concept of the show.
Our puppy moved over on the couch for me this morning when I came out to say hi so I would have room to snuggle him. This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
August 8, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Our puppy moved over on the couch for me this morning when I came out to say hi so I would have room to snuggle him. This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Me: Please don’t climb on the couch if you’ve taken all the couch cushions off.”
Kid: …………
Me: Are you listening to me?
Kid: Uh. I’m a rolly. Rollies climb on things and don’t have ears.
Kid: …………
Me: Are you listening to me?
Kid: Uh. I’m a rolly. Rollies climb on things and don’t have ears.
August 5, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Me: Please don’t climb on the couch if you’ve taken all the couch cushions off.”
Kid: …………
Me: Are you listening to me?
Kid: Uh. I’m a rolly. Rollies climb on things and don’t have ears.
Kid: …………
Me: Are you listening to me?
Kid: Uh. I’m a rolly. Rollies climb on things and don’t have ears.