Resting Dog Face
@schplorp.bsky.social
I’ve got ranch dressing takes.
As a Mainer, I am perpetually bothered by the fact that this dude is probably our best choice and I’ve said as much to people here. We have to have better options. The Nazi tattoo should have been the end of the road for Platner. He isn’t progressive. He’s Jared Golden 2.0.
February 15, 2026 at 1:55 PM
As a Mainer, I am perpetually bothered by the fact that this dude is probably our best choice and I’ve said as much to people here. We have to have better options. The Nazi tattoo should have been the end of the road for Platner. He isn’t progressive. He’s Jared Golden 2.0.
Play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes.
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes.
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jesus christ, that guy was a piece of shit
February 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
jesus christ, that guy was a piece of shit
Very funny how they called it piracy because everyone from 2005-2008 was obsessed with pirates.
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Very funny how they called it piracy because everyone from 2005-2008 was obsessed with pirates.
Real “Leopard Eating My Face” Moment
January 25, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Real “Leopard Eating My Face” Moment
Karate Kid Halloween costume
January 25, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Karate Kid Halloween costume
His blood is on your hands too, you chode
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
His blood is on your hands too, you chode
Even their scoreboard wears special undergarments.
January 25, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Even their scoreboard wears special undergarments.
Speech like this is like yelling “FIRE” in a crowded theater.
May 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Speech like this is like yelling “FIRE” in a crowded theater.
Assuming you worked Keegan Murray into this convo somehow
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Assuming you worked Keegan Murray into this convo somehow
We are all talking about a TV screen shot so I’m fairly certain he knows how to work his remote.
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 PM
We are all talking about a TV screen shot so I’m fairly certain he knows how to work his remote.
True but Darwin Ham really was terrible.
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM
True but Darwin Ham really was terrible.
We need Carnesecca sweater themed unis for St John’s.
December 2, 2024 at 7:44 PM
We need Carnesecca sweater themed unis for St John’s.
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Chocolate Vegas is definitely a strip club in Henderson.
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Chocolate Vegas is definitely a strip club in Henderson.
Drank from my old roommate’s Dr Pepper bottle full of spit once. I can still remember what that tasted like 20 years later.
November 26, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Drank from my old roommate’s Dr Pepper bottle full of spit once. I can still remember what that tasted like 20 years later.
Cybertrucks were fyre back then.
July 16, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Cybertrucks were fyre back then.
Watch my kid leave the tail end of a juice on the table at a restaurant and you will see me do some guzzlin’
June 17, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Watch my kid leave the tail end of a juice on the table at a restaurant and you will see me do some guzzlin’