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All Cats Are Beautiful 🐈
a foreboding and familiar sky
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Someone mentioned The Image so I'm bound by law to post The Image again
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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朝の戦いの助
January 2, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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found in a stack of books
December 3, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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DOUBLE BEVEL FOR TWO PLAYOFF WINS

OREGON WINS THE ORANGE BOWL
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Texas Tech didn't even score
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
What a happy new year present. Best defensive performance in Oregon football history. Worth waking up early for ☺️
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Happy Final Tuvok Tuesday of 2025 🍾🎉
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
God I love the Pop Tarts Bowl
BYU INT. The Cougars win the right to cook a live Pop-Tart and eat its flesh on television.
December 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’ve been watching football for over 30 years and this is the first time I’ve ever seen a 2pt attempt returned the other way successfully.
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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タマちゃん来たの助
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The second LaserDisc Rip today is rarer than the first, and also is by Japanese City Pop artist Tats Yamashita.

Early 90s. New York City. Real people. A single day documented from morning to midnight. Christmas comes early this year:

Christmas in New York.

archive.org/details/chri...
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Today my six-year-old put his head against his brother’s and said “let’s connect ponytail weiners” so don’t tell me Avatar has no cultural footprint.
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Apple Photos: “hey it seems like you’re having an ok day how would you like to see a bunch of photos of your dead pets?”
December 24, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Pedo Protection {2}{W}

Until your next turn, your life total can’t change and you gain protection from everything. All Epstein Files you control phase out.

Exile Epstein Files
They got the secret lair line on the Epstein files I hope the foil bundle doesn’t sell out
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

Uhhhhhhh
December 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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A lord of the rings cover band called Earth, Wind, and Shire
A lord of the rings cover band called Rivendel Amitri
A lord of the rings cover band called Wet Legolas
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I fucking hate mincing garlic. I bought myself a fancy garlic press after suffering for years. I feel unstoppable now. All limits in my life have been removed. I can achieve anything I put my mind to. Unlimited potential.
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve put the controller down just to stop and admire the scenery in this game.
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM