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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 1d

That makes sense.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

Why is he living such a better life than me

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Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 1d

Cam Skattebo

Incorrect Final Fantasy Quotes @incorrectffqts.bsky.social · 4d

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 1d

Salem

skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 1d

At least Sacramento has an NBA team

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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 1d

A decade ahead of schedule, actually.

A magic card called “Guy in the Chair,” and it’s a guy in a chair.

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 1d

A stylized image of Tuvok from Star Trek Voyager,in a gold and black Starfleet uniform wearing dark sunglasses, standing against a dramatic background of explosions, lightning, and swirling clouds. Flames rise around him, and a glowing tiger face is faintly visible on his shoulder. The large yellow Japanese kanji characters “火曜日” (meaning “Tuesday”) are displayed across the bottom of the image.

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 1d

My only exception is watching a movie on an iPad on a plane

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Dr.MRO/ Axel Folio @isasaxonists.bsky.social · 2d

Obligatory post in honor of Indigenous Peoples Day. Have a blessed one (unless you're a racist, then you can go to hell).

Bad Place characters in two panels
Top panel: Fun fact: Columbus is in the bad place
Bottom panel: because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 2d

Portland City flag is incredible. Chicago’s is iconic.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 6d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 6d

Spooky alters month Day 9. My hand painted reproduction of one of Bernie Wrightson's illustrations for 'Frankenstein'.

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 7d

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 7d

Here it is. The perfect cat

水餃子のカンパネラ @hitorisha.bsky.social · 7d

猫が現れたの助！

skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 7d

Really though thanks for this. Definitely going to check it out

skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 7d

A pixel-art style meme featuring a cheerful anime-style character holding a pink flute in one hand and a fork with a snail pie in the other. The character is smiling with eyes closed, wearing a blue outfit with a headband, set against a starry background with Earth below. Bold white text at the bottom reads: “ILLUSION OF GAIA MENTIONED.”

skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 7d

Man I haven’t played an AC game since the first one but I would absolutely love to play this.

Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 7d

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

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Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year

Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File

www.gamefile.news

skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 8d

The fires burned behind him, vast and terrible, as though the gods themselves had loosed their wrath upon the stars. Yet he stood unmoved, his bearing calm, his eyes cold and dark behind the glass of his strange spectacles. His uniform gleamed gold and black, the colors of duty and restraint, though the world around him seethed with chaos and storm. Lightning danced upon his shoulders like serpents of white fire, and from the flames emerged the faint ghost of a lion’s face, a beast of power and pride.

He was called Tuvok, though names had little meaning in the void. Some whispered he was born of logic alone, others that he had walked through the infernos of countless worlds and returned unchanged. His voice was steady as iron, his expression carved from something older than stone. He spoke not of conquest nor glory, but of order—the cold and merciless order that comes after the flames have devoured all else.

Above him, words shone like banners of prophecy: It is indeed Tuvok Tuesday. To those who did not understand, it was jest. But to the few who knew, it was ritual, a herald of something greater than the turning of a day. For on this Tuesday, the fires would come, and the storms would break, and all the wild chaos of the universe would pause before the calm, unshaken will of one man.

The air shimmered with heat. The scent of ozone and ash filled the heavens. And there, in the heart of flame and thunder, he waited—serene, unbending, the sentinel between reason and ruin.

skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 10d

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 11d

Oops i accidentally made Ramza a Ninja in chapter 1 before the Dorter fight silly me!!

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James Whitbrook @jwhitbrook.bsky.social · 11d

oops I stayed up till 4am playing final fantasy tactics, what is this, 1997

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 11d

Lois!

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 12d

Never a more perfect time for this gif

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skort skrivz @schlagwerk.bsky.social · 12d

I had to unfortunately replace my beloved Sennheiser HD 58X headphones. Got my replacement HD 6XX in today. The first album I listen to with any new pair of headphones for the last twenty years: