Samuel Theodore Eagle
@samuelteagle.bsky.social
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that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?
January 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?
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But what if I were to disguise my weak joke as a Simpsons reference? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, millennial man.
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
But what if I were to disguise my weak joke as a Simpsons reference? Ho ho ho, delightfully devilish, millennial man.
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I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
January 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I think the disconnect between Atlantic elites is that Americans think Donald Trump is a kid getting to drive a monster truck for Make A Wish and Europeans and Canadians think Donald Trump is the president of the United States.
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
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it's pretty wild that the Swedes have been in NATO less than 2 years and are now somehow at "deploy quasi tripwire force against US aggression" stage
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
it's pretty wild that the Swedes have been in NATO less than 2 years and are now somehow at "deploy quasi tripwire force against US aggression" stage
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Honestly this tweet is itself a complete argument for why the EU should pony up for serious defence spending and start providing Ukraine enough material to relentlessly crush Russia back to the 1992 borders so no one will ever call Russia a super power again.
We're in a real pickle.
There aren't any European flags on this.....
There aren't any European flags on this.....
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Honestly this tweet is itself a complete argument for why the EU should pony up for serious defence spending and start providing Ukraine enough material to relentlessly crush Russia back to the 1992 borders so no one will ever call Russia a super power again.
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This guy in particular seems worryingly unhinged.
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
This guy in particular seems worryingly unhinged.
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"That's not a knife. This is a knife." - Crocodile Dundee's in-home carer at lunchtime. Gently, ever so gently.
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
"That's not a knife. This is a knife." - Crocodile Dundee's in-home carer at lunchtime. Gently, ever so gently.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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My baby's first word was "abracadabra" and then it vanished into thin air. I miss my child and the ensuing investigation was a bit of a hassle but god damn what a trick.
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
My baby's first word was "abracadabra" and then it vanished into thin air. I miss my child and the ensuing investigation was a bit of a hassle but god damn what a trick.
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Minister of State Alex Norris tells the BBC he won't personally come off X because it's important for communicating with voters.
None of his tweets for the last month has more than 1000 views.
None of his tweets for the last month has more than 1000 views.
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Minister of State Alex Norris tells the BBC he won't personally come off X because it's important for communicating with voters.
None of his tweets for the last month has more than 1000 views.
None of his tweets for the last month has more than 1000 views.
Your second favourite aircraft?
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Your second favourite aircraft?
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212 people in dinosaur costumes participate in a dinosaur marathon in Kaohsiung, including mayor Chen Chi-mai
sports.ltn.com.tw/news/breakin...
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高雄富邦馬拉松熱鬧登場 212隻「恐龍」競速吸睛 - 自由體育
高市運動發展局主辦「2026高雄富邦馬拉松」今（10）日於國家體育場熱鬧登場，民進黨有意參選市長的立委也到場參與，增加曝光度並與市民同樂，賽事增加「最速恐龍爭霸賽」，共吸引212隻「恐龍」報名，陳其邁也穿上恐龍裝一起跑起來。富邦馬拉松今年進入第16年，也增加了往北高雄路跑的馬拉松路線，沿路可欣賞高雄
sports.ltn.com.tw
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 AM
212 people in dinosaur costumes participate in a dinosaur marathon in Kaohsiung, including mayor Chen Chi-mai
sports.ltn.com.tw/news/breakin...
sports.ltn.com.tw/news/breakin...
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Early modern medical remedy of “tobacco, six shillings of beere, and a walk” ok so they cracked it. 1625 and they cracked it.
January 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Early modern medical remedy of “tobacco, six shillings of beere, and a walk” ok so they cracked it. 1625 and they cracked it.
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"Hey Alexa... What is Bristol like?"
These are apparently facial reconstructions of a 2,300-year-old Pazyryk Scythian male and female from the same kurgan in Berel, Kazakhstan and not - as I first thought - that couple I met at a Spiral Tribe soundsystem in 1992 who sold me E that turned out to be paracetamol.
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 AM
"Hey Alexa... What is Bristol like?"
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
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"Even Hel has frozen over"
11/10 no notes, Notes from Poland.
11/10 no notes, Notes from Poland.
Temperatures plummeted in Poland today, with the city of Łódź recording -15.8°C at 8 a.m.
Even Hel, on Poland's northern Baltic coast, has frozen over, at -1.5°C.
Even Hel, on Poland's northern Baltic coast, has frozen over, at -1.5°C.
January 6, 2026 at 12:06 PM
"Even Hel has frozen over"
11/10 no notes, Notes from Poland.
11/10 no notes, Notes from Poland.
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shoot the messenger before you even get the message. no news is good news as the maxim goes. they don't make wrong maxims
January 5, 2026 at 7:27 PM
shoot the messenger before you even get the message. no news is good news as the maxim goes. they don't make wrong maxims
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birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
January 5, 2026 at 3:55 PM
birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it
let's fly into a window
Foreign policy gets markedly easier when you have a meaningful defence budget.
There’s already lots of stupid commentary about whether Starmer will condemn Trump, but it’s completely rational for him to weasel out of doing so – he’s in an impossible, no-win situation!
January 5, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Foreign policy gets markedly easier when you have a meaningful defence budget.
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DEATH BED
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
DEATH BED
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN
CONFESSION
SCOTT ADAMS says "DILBERT
admits" to killing SIX ho-
meless men in the late 80s!
"Sometimes he was just so
angry," said ADAMS, "Only
one thing helped."
MURDER!
Seems DILBERT has a
MEETING with the ULTIMATE
POINTY HAIRED BOSS: SATAN