Safe Muffins
@safemuffins.vip
He/him. Chicago native, living in NW Indiana. I like games, especially modding games n stuff. I'm an old Gen X curmudgeon of sorts living in a spectator democracy, with a caramel and nougaty center.
Where to learn more about me:
https://safemuffins.vip
Where to learn more about me:
https://safemuffins.vip
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Safe Muffins
@safemuffins.vip
· Oct 10
Four Images that sum me up, my points of view and my account in general.
Reskeet with your own.
Reskeet with your own.
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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
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Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
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Assigned to a prison job paying $0.13 per hour, Abron Arrington refused to work, figuring his time could be better spent learning physics.
The Colorado DOC punished him with bouts of solitary confinement.
The Colorado DOC punished him with bouts of solitary confinement.
Forced Labor Continues in Colorado, Years After Vote to End Prison Slavery
Coloradans voted in 2018 to amend their state constitution to ban forced labor in prison. Years later, incarcerated people are still being punished for refusing work assignments.
boltsmag.org
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Assigned to a prison job paying $0.13 per hour, Abron Arrington refused to work, figuring his time could be better spent learning physics.
The Colorado DOC punished him with bouts of solitary confinement.
The Colorado DOC punished him with bouts of solitary confinement.
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be aware there is a an absolutely massive disinfo campaign going around trying to say that the dude who disarmed this sicko was not named Ahmed al Ahmed but "Edward Crabtree"
the site, article, & all articles it links to appear to be all created/registered today & AI generated archive.is/K5eSI
the site, article, & all articles it links to appear to be all created/registered today & AI generated archive.is/K5eSI
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
be aware there is a an absolutely massive disinfo campaign going around trying to say that the dude who disarmed this sicko was not named Ahmed al Ahmed but "Edward Crabtree"
the site, article, & all articles it links to appear to be all created/registered today & AI generated archive.is/K5eSI
the site, article, & all articles it links to appear to be all created/registered today & AI generated archive.is/K5eSI
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going hunting for again bigfoot tonight, wish me luck
April 15, 2024 at 6:26 AM
going hunting for again bigfoot tonight, wish me luck
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Jesse Hamm had the take to end all takes on children's media. "People who disdain writing ‘just for children’ fail to realize that those children will remember what they read, maybe for the rest of their lives. You’re not writing for permanent children; you’re getting an early start on adults.”
December 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Jesse Hamm had the take to end all takes on children's media. "People who disdain writing ‘just for children’ fail to realize that those children will remember what they read, maybe for the rest of their lives. You’re not writing for permanent children; you’re getting an early start on adults.”
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sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
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BITCHES.
GIVE ME AI MONEY.
I GOT LOTS OF IDEAS AND SO DO ALL MY FRIENDS.
GIVE ME AI MONEY.
I GOT LOTS OF IDEAS AND SO DO ALL MY FRIENDS.
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
BITCHES.
GIVE ME AI MONEY.
I GOT LOTS OF IDEAS AND SO DO ALL MY FRIENDS.
GIVE ME AI MONEY.
I GOT LOTS OF IDEAS AND SO DO ALL MY FRIENDS.
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Oh come ON. Just @'ing me out of the blue to tell me I'm using this site wrong. Have some DIGNITY
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Oh come ON. Just @'ing me out of the blue to tell me I'm using this site wrong. Have some DIGNITY
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"Didn't you mean"
No. Whatever you're about to say, no
No. Whatever you're about to say, no
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"Didn't you mean"
No. Whatever you're about to say, no
No. Whatever you're about to say, no
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Is it time for me to post this again
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Is it time for me to post this again
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
What if there was a product that allowed @snipe.lol to create her own endless stream of content?
What if we lived in a world where this was possible?
What if we lived in a world where this was possible?
Honsky Adjustable Tablet Stand, Portable Phone Holder for Desk Bed - Multi-Angle Drawing Stand Compatible with All Tablets (Black)
Amazon.com: Honsky Adjustable Tablet Stand, Portable Phone Holder for Desk Bed - Multi-Angle Drawing Stand Compatible with All Tablets (Black) : Electronics
www.amazon.com
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
What if there was a product that allowed @snipe.lol to create her own endless stream of content?
What if we lived in a world where this was possible?
What if we lived in a world where this was possible?
Just when you thought WordPress as a platform couldn't get any worse...
What if the Torment Nexus was fundamental to WordPress?
WordPress corporate tools out here salivating over the prospect of a Spicy Autocomplete Slop Firehose being so tightly coupled to WordPress core that there's no hope in hell of getting rid of it: AI a...
www.jwz.org
December 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just when you thought WordPress as a platform couldn't get any worse...
Me looking at 2026 getting bigger in the window...
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Me looking at 2026 getting bigger in the window...
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I wonder if they've floated fixing the DEI/LGBTW policy & are scared to do it while Trump is still president, or if they're just too damned proud to address the thing people boycotted them over
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I wonder if they've floated fixing the DEI/LGBTW policy & are scared to do it while Trump is still president, or if they're just too damned proud to address the thing people boycotted them over
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Just watched this with the same face the audience has on in The Producers.
WTAF
WTAF
I have...I have no words. All I can do is hand Andy Serkis his well deserved "worst adaptation of an important literary classic in the history of film" trophy and find a nice corner to cry in.
youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM?...
youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM?...
Animal Farm | Andy Serkis | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel
YouTube video by Angel
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just watched this with the same face the audience has on in The Producers.
WTAF
WTAF
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I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I understand that a lot of folks have been misled by fear-mongering and powerful regressive voices but it’s still astonishing to me that so many have fallen for the idea that oppressively policing other people’s gender identity and expression could in any way be part of an enlightened future.
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This is all much more complicated than just memorialization.
Using visions and AI to assert *new* information about a dead person—to give them new words and opinions—is much closer to a world where the dead are never really dead.
Using visions and AI to assert *new* information about a dead person—to give them new words and opinions—is much closer to a world where the dead are never really dead.
October 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is all much more complicated than just memorialization.
Using visions and AI to assert *new* information about a dead person—to give them new words and opinions—is much closer to a world where the dead are never really dead.
Using visions and AI to assert *new* information about a dead person—to give them new words and opinions—is much closer to a world where the dead are never really dead.
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To accept and use this AI tech is to say I myself am so deeply incompetent and mediocre that a useless machine which cannot actually do the required work is still better than any effort I can make.
Seriously. Just stop.
Seriously. Just stop.
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
To accept and use this AI tech is to say I myself am so deeply incompetent and mediocre that a useless machine which cannot actually do the required work is still better than any effort I can make.
Seriously. Just stop.
Seriously. Just stop.
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Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
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A billion dollars and the idea is basically Star Wars JibJab
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A billion dollars and the idea is basically Star Wars JibJab
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I had written a short story about a near-future Disney Golden Oak where a giant rat in the bowels of the park feeds on the stories it siphons from the memories of the residents, now that every fairytale has been told and retold into oblivion.
Anyway, I hear Disney is working with OpenAI now.
Anyway, I hear Disney is working with OpenAI now.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I had written a short story about a near-future Disney Golden Oak where a giant rat in the bowels of the park feeds on the stories it siphons from the memories of the residents, now that every fairytale has been told and retold into oblivion.
Anyway, I hear Disney is working with OpenAI now.
Anyway, I hear Disney is working with OpenAI now.