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shannon
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aww skeet skeet mofuckaaaaa (she/they)
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i love my beautiful daughter
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December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
anthony joshua should be time’s person of the year
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
she bustle on my cookie til i get suspended from bsky by some asshole copyright troll
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
hopefully his head will just do that soon
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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"Check on your trans frie-" No. Give them money. Hire them. Buy them a video game.
January 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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every third news post as people cling to the illusion that laws mean anything anymore.
February 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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My private equity owned dentist does things a little differently. I pay a monthly fee to keep the teeth I already have, and if I unsubscribe they send a guy to knock them out
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i swear to god if i have to see that one photo of karoline leavitt again. i don’t like her either but not enough to make repeated posts with it
December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
December 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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What do you do with a culture where a news organization can exploit people like this for clicks other than legalize punching
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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move over faith based drilling, we have christ oriented speedrunning
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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One of my favorite scenes in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY… is this fun, little improvised moment in the museum. Notice how Meg Ryan looks off camera to Rob Reiner because she is so thrown off by Billy Crystal’s riffing.
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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el instagram de herzog es una de las mejores cosas que me pasó en este último tiempo.
December 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
benson boone sounds like if tiny tim were into synthpop
December 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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trying out a new email sign-off
~*~*thus spoke zarathustra*~*~
December 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Daniel Dawn Lewis (youngest clone)

Daniel Day Lewis (middle clone)

Daniel Dusk Lewis (oldest clone)
December 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
wholeheartedly fuck the sims 4 spongebob packs but i wonder if anyone has made a sim of ariana’s bf with it yet
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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♥️
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM