Sir.
@rudeniceguy.bsky.social
Proverbs 3:5 | Louisiana Man ⚜️| FAMU 🐍| 1906 🦍🧊🤙🏾 | Thor’s Cousin⚡️ | Public Health & Healthcare Consultant
Here for sh*t talking and fact checking.
Here for sh*t talking and fact checking.
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@rudeniceguy.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hi! I’m Alford,
I’m a professional wedding crasher, public health researcher, somewhat world traveler, and all around cool guy/goof ball.
I’m on THIS blue app,now. Welcome to my page! 😎
I’m a professional wedding crasher, public health researcher, somewhat world traveler, and all around cool guy/goof ball.
I’m on THIS blue app,now. Welcome to my page! 😎
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Tendernism 😮💨😂🫶🏾❤️
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Tendernism 😮💨😂🫶🏾❤️
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singers who actually know how to sing.
What is a lost art ?
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
singers who actually know how to sing.
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Why is this so funny😭😭😭😂😂😂
February 6, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Why is this so funny😭😭😭😂😂😂
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If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow
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when someone you dislike is finally getting jumped on the TL
a man in a white tank top is standing next to another man in a room .
ALT: a man in a white tank top is standing next to another man in a room .
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
when someone you dislike is finally getting jumped on the TL
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This reality is new to white people and they’re up in arms about Black people. Whiteness makes it an emergency!
Sort of how at the height of crack, you could get baking soda 4/$1, but at the height of meth you had to battle a cyclops, a Gorgon, and solve riddles three to get Sudafed.
Sort of how at the height of crack, you could get baking soda 4/$1, but at the height of meth you had to battle a cyclops, a Gorgon, and solve riddles three to get Sudafed.
February 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
This reality is new to white people and they’re up in arms about Black people. Whiteness makes it an emergency!
Sort of how at the height of crack, you could get baking soda 4/$1, but at the height of meth you had to battle a cyclops, a Gorgon, and solve riddles three to get Sudafed.
Sort of how at the height of crack, you could get baking soda 4/$1, but at the height of meth you had to battle a cyclops, a Gorgon, and solve riddles three to get Sudafed.
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@netflix.com purposely moved Michelle Obama's film Becoming to a kids movie to knock it out of the top ten movies.
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
@netflix.com purposely moved Michelle Obama's film Becoming to a kids movie to knock it out of the top ten movies.
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Didn’t Lizzo have a weird case?
a woman wearing sunglasses is drinking a cup of tea .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is drinking a cup of tea .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Didn’t Lizzo have a weird case?
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This is Black History!!! I've been a victim, have you? ✊🏾
February 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
This is Black History!!! I've been a victim, have you? ✊🏾
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A Delta rested her bare ass upon my scalp (whilst passed out) and snapped a pic. As an aside, great ass.
TLDR: Deltas aren’t good people.
TLDR: Deltas aren’t good people.
This is Black History!!! I've been a victim, have you? ✊🏾
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
A Delta rested her bare ass upon my scalp (whilst passed out) and snapped a pic. As an aside, great ass.
TLDR: Deltas aren’t good people.
TLDR: Deltas aren’t good people.
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i wanna start here
Do you suppose they tasted better?
February 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
i wanna start here
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phoebe robinson makes it plain.
February 4, 2026 at 11:41 AM
phoebe robinson makes it plain.
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The whites want us to be miserable because they just discovered misery.
February 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The whites want us to be miserable because they just discovered misery.
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Yo! If you weren't aware, I'm a published author of two self-help books: Emotional Intelligence for Black Men and Soil To Self.
If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!
For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com
For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com
If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!
For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com
For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yo! If you weren't aware, I'm a published author of two self-help books: Emotional Intelligence for Black Men and Soil To Self.
If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!
For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com
For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com
If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!
For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com
For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com
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Me: “You mad?”
Her: “Nope..”
***48 hours later***
Her: “I just think it's funny how..”
Me:
Her: “Nope..”
***48 hours later***
Her: “I just think it's funny how..”
Me:
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Me: “You mad?”
Her: “Nope..”
***48 hours later***
Her: “I just think it's funny how..”
Me:
Her: “Nope..”
***48 hours later***
Her: “I just think it's funny how..”
Me:
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Angela Bassett is such an incredible actor. Whew
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Angela Bassett is such an incredible actor. Whew
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*writes in my wish journal and saves for the next full moon*
I really want a travel partner that can fuck me around the world.
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
*writes in my wish journal and saves for the next full moon*
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Our lil head nod. It’s almost like u part of an exclusive club.
When u get old enough to get a head nod back instead of “what’s up lil man”?!?! You be feelin like a king!
When u get old enough to get a head nod back instead of “what’s up lil man”?!?! You be feelin like a king!
In honor of the 2nd day of Black History Month, what is your favorite NON laborious thing about black men?
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Our lil head nod. It’s almost like u part of an exclusive club.
When u get old enough to get a head nod back instead of “what’s up lil man”?!?! You be feelin like a king!
When u get old enough to get a head nod back instead of “what’s up lil man”?!?! You be feelin like a king!
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Lmao not the Grammys reposting me
February 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Lmao not the Grammys reposting me
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A powerful new feature film, 'King vs. the United States of America', is officially in development & centers Coretta Scott King's decades-long pursuit of the truth surrounding the assassination of her husband, Martin Luther King Jr.
Developed by filmmaker Ava DuVernay & Byron Allen
Developed by filmmaker Ava DuVernay & Byron Allen
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
A powerful new feature film, 'King vs. the United States of America', is officially in development & centers Coretta Scott King's decades-long pursuit of the truth surrounding the assassination of her husband, Martin Luther King Jr.
Developed by filmmaker Ava DuVernay & Byron Allen
Developed by filmmaker Ava DuVernay & Byron Allen
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Whenever I use the word "look"; know that this is what I'm doing/thinking in my head lol
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Whenever I use the word "look"; know that this is what I'm doing/thinking in my head lol