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Yo! If you weren't aware, I'm a published author of two self-help books: Emotional Intelligence for Black Men and Soil To Self.

If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!

For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com

For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com
It don't give 35. 29 at the youngest
i really do enjoy the way I'm aging man.. i look 35, but ppl never believe me when i tell them I'm 35 😂😂
I know your stomach sound like timbs in the dryer
Bro this is still the wildest thing I've seen on this platform
Story Time?
Anyone wanna hear how an AKA drove across 3 States to my home … that I never gave her the address too
Men, what’s the craziest reason you blocked a woman for?

I’m tryna see something 🤔 #blacksky
THAT SHIT THERE! Played into every stereotype.
Exactly! But then Krabs sold that mane soul for pocket change? I would've had his ass in a seafood boil before I thought about it.
There's multiple examples of SpongeBob driving perfectly. She had bad energy and made him anxious. He don't do well under pressure.
That was the foulest shit i had seen on that show besides Patrick calling SpongeBob ugly and parading him around the town.
Spongebob can actually drive. Mrs. Puff is the problem.
18. Give me your Spongebob hot take.
Not these new episodes. They weird.
17. Do you still watch Spongebob?
Money laundering.
16. Mr. Krabs is in jail. What crime did he commit?
"Hold the boiling oil!"
14. What is your favorite niche Spongebob quote?

(niche is something that isn't well-known or common)
Probably one of the villains.
13. If you had to erase one main character from Spongebob, who would it be?
Plankton, Man Ray, Sandy
12. You are stranded on an island. What three Spongebob characters are you picking to help you escape?
Sandy probably.
11. What Spongebob character are you most like?
The campfire song song
9. What is your favorite Spongebob song?
Squidward. At least plankton got a "woman" at home.
7. Who has the worst life: Squidward or Plankton?
Oh definitely Krabs! He sold SpongeBob for 62 cents
6. Who is worse: Mr. Krabs or Patrick?
You're good. You're good.
5. What are your favorite Spongebob quotes?
Sailor Mouth
4. What is your favorite Spongebob episode?
Patrick. He's a terrible friend
3. Who is your least favorite Spongebob character and why?
Honestly Squidward. He's become more relatable as I've gotten older.
2. Who is your favorite Spongebob character and why?
SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
1. Tell me you've watched Spongebob without telling me you've watched Spongebob.
Couldn't just pick one.
And I really want them to realize how stupid they are
It’s always black hetero people pushing the “black before gay” conversation.
😂😂😂😂
The beating I got when I got caught playing the "hot water bottle" like a trumpet was nothing compared to the realization of what I'd done when I got older.