Martian 👽
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i really do enjoy the way I'm aging man.. i look 35, but ppl never believe me when i tell them I'm 35 😂😂
Story Time?
Anyone wanna hear how an AKA drove across 3 States to my home … that I never gave her the address too
Anyone wanna hear how an AKA drove across 3 States to my home … that I never gave her the address too
18. Give me your Spongebob hot take.
17. Do you still watch Spongebob?
16. Mr. Krabs is in jail. What crime did he commit?
14. What is your favorite niche Spongebob quote?
(niche is something that isn't well-known or common)
(niche is something that isn't well-known or common)
13. If you had to erase one main character from Spongebob, who would it be?
12. You are stranded on an island. What three Spongebob characters are you picking to help you escape?
11. What Spongebob character are you most like?
9. What is your favorite Spongebob song?
7. Who has the worst life: Squidward or Plankton?
6. Who is worse: Mr. Krabs or Patrick?
5. What are your favorite Spongebob quotes?
4. What is your favorite Spongebob episode?
3. Who is your least favorite Spongebob character and why?
2. Who is your favorite Spongebob character and why?
1. Tell me you've watched Spongebob without telling me you've watched Spongebob.
It’s always black hetero people pushing the “black before gay” conversation.
The beating I got when I got caught playing the "hot water bottle" like a trumpet was nothing compared to the realization of what I'd done when I got older.