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Martian 👽
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I'm whoever you think I am.
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Yo! If you weren't aware, I'm a published author of two self-help books: Emotional Intelligence for Black Men and Soil To Self.

If you'd like to get a copy of either book, click the links below!

For EI, click here: charlesmartianclark.gumroad.com

For Soil To Self, click here: soiltoself.com
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another Monday, we still at $620 yall. pls try to share/donate if you can, i wanna try and get to 1k before 2026 get here so i can get some stable housing, at the v least. thanks to all who’ve helped so far. 🙏🏾

gofund.me/399728d9c
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And we used to be a proper country! Ask Lincoln and JFK!
you know, the French made a device to fix this problem.j/s
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm on a level of horny where I could be milked dry and plowed into the core of the earth, and that still wouldn't be enough. 😮‍💨
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I can't even describe the level of anger, irritation, and frustration I feel about life right now. And knowing that I'm not going to get an answer as to why all of this is necessary is adding fuel to the fire
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Dr.Umar is to Black empowerment as Santa us to Christmas Spirit
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Soooo... think I just witnessed my first drug overdose... 🙁
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm feeling anxious out of nowhere. Something big is about to happen and my body is feeling it already.
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Why does this even exist‽
They have a wide variety!
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
1. How did we get here?
2. No. They tend to either hang freely or sit on my lap depending on how I'm sitting or the type of draws I have on
Yall be squishing your balls when you sit down or nuh uh
December 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Grey sweatpants is the obvious answer, but a ribbed tank top and some PSD boxers
GQ posted this video asking people, “What’s the sluttiest thing a man can wear?” and I want answers…from Black people.
December 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Slick kinda wish I would've went on and did it the last time I attempted. Then I wouldn't be dealing with this. But then again...
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The first thing my brother told me is that he was grateful to hear me answer my phone.

The amount of people that have checked in on me over this week is appreciated, but if I'm going to be honesty, I'm just tired of it all.

If I was still suicidal, I would've been killed myself by now.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
And it only took them over a century to finally catch on! 😒
I’m sorry, yes it is sad but deeply hilarious to see everyone across the country finally come to terms with the fact that Black Americans have been right about racial dynamics in America because one sentiment that keeps getting echoed across all discourse “oh THIS what BAs mean by that!”
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Welp, the horny is back 🥴
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Nah that shit is real around here 🙂‍↕️
Let’s stop the fake egg nog hate 🙂‍↔️
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I think I'm going to have to go to therapy after this experience with homelessness mane.

I keep needing to process all of this, because there's definitely a shift in how I look at the world around me, but I don't really have a safe space to do so right now.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I need yall to know this. When this country inevitably dives head first into the deep of a dictatorship, I don't want to hear shit about what we should've done, when there's space and opportunity to do it now.
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Maybe this season is actually ending quicker than I thought. I got offered to apply for a specialist role at a non-profit in the city.
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Christmas came early!
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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New KRIT to start the day🔥😤

open.spotify.com/track/2SMc3y...
Old News
open.spotify.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
That was the plan. Got to yesterday's meal out before breaking the fast
how do yall drink coffee and not blow the toilet bowl away? or is that your plan from the beginning?
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Easy. Kitty Kat.
If you could keep only ONE song from B-Day, which one you choosing? (deluxe songs included)

ONE. UNO. SINGULAR.

👀
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂
This is EXACTLY who i want as the face of the military
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM