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joie de vivremaxxing
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bl🖤ck – not a poc. never forget, you don't know me. if I said it, I meant it, so don't bother tone policing bc I didn't write it with you in mind
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But, do say if it’s a logo, illustration, painting, or cartoon.

Don’t duplicate text that’s adjacent in the document or website.

End the alt text sentence with a period.

--Give info that you think explains the image

Personally I overthink my alt text
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I found this ob the skyline about alt text.

Keep it short, usually 1-2 sentences.

Don’t overthink it.

Consider key elements of why you chose this image, instead of describing every little detail.

No need to say “image of” or “picture of.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I forgot how useful shrimp are in the aquascape ecosystem. They've basically eliminated the need for gravel vacuuming in the two days since I've gotten them and of the two bodies I've seen, my snails are happy to eat them.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
god that leftover plate slapped. I am a master of flavors
a man wearing glasses is covering his nose with his hands
ALT: a man wearing glasses is covering his nose with his hands
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
once a fortnight I think about those elf ear girls that ran around the city performing
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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put ya good diaper on
Real nigga alert!
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Mind you, Stacey got married, had a baby, got divorced, had a boyfriend scammer storyline and got back with her ex-husband in the time it has taken Greg to make a decision about Keiarna *who he currently does not live with* #rhop
“You don’t have one!!!” Oh yesss whack her annoying ass again Stacey! #RHOP
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Whatever he wants. 😮‍💨 #RHOP
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
and it doesn't matter because she STILL don't look like the woman in that photo and hates that they won't let her lie about it in peace.
Gizelle about Angel - “She has a delayed reaction to EVERYTHING we do”

Gizelle isn’t wrong cause Angel will leave a dinner seeming fine but come back the next day / week later upset #RHOP
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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“You don’t have one!!!” Oh yesss whack her annoying ass again Stacey! #RHOP
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"You will never enter me again!" #rhop
Monique not giving a fuck about Stacey and Chris, I’m so proud #RHOP
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Some of these pictures in the thread still have filters lol

But yall are beautiful nonetheless 💫
I wanna see a thread of pics without y’all using filters .. but this post won’t get no engagement 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What kind of information do you need in the alt text? I wanna make sure I'm doing it right, usually I just use it to add context to memes
Please, as you're sharing your lovely faces, can you add Alt text?
Making sure you're gorgeous selves are accessible to all of us ♡
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I don’t like post like that because I think the person is pussy. Instead of subbing, just @ the person you’re shading. I don’t like jealous people. Someone deemed not worthy receives more attention than you and that shatters your narrative of them.
I really hate those “…..but this post won’t get no engagement” type posts. It’s annoying as hell. Post the damn shit. People will engage if they choose. Stop being weird bc now I won’t engage.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I hate when y'alls longtime boyfriends don't propose during expected proposal timeframes, because it's rude to ask, so I just have to sit and wonder what's taking him so long.
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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It’s Christmas now
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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In my experience, depression has been a pretty sharp shooter so...
Random: I hate that people are now using the phrase "depression can't hit a moving target" as it functional depression isn't a thing. You literally can do every activity and still be super depressed.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The twisted ankles are actually really heartwarming
I love working urgent care the day after a holiday. It’s always packed. So far:

Cuts from cooking
Burns from frying
2 broken noses from a fight
3 twisted ankles from backyard sports
Concussion from falling off a ladder
12 X-rays.

We opened at 8:30.
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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And is.
I know you can’t tell Meg shit right now… that entire house looked extremely happy.

That’s a great feeling when you cook and the whole house is full and happy.
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Baby yall gon STOP PLAYING with Ms Holly’s child. She got in that kitchen and cut tf up!! 😍😮‍💨🤌🏾
Megan Thee Stallion made Thanksgiving dinner for her man Klay Thompson and his family 🦃🍗🧀🫘🍰
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I have made every one of these mistakes but not all on the same day 😭
😭 guys I been laughing since last night
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Same.
In the relationships I've been in, I knew it was time to go when I didn't want to smash anymore. I know you might think really? That's it? But yes. My desire/drive/libido/arousal is VERY directly correlated to several core relationship satisfaction indicators. If I don't want to f*ck, it's dead.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Men spend their entire lives on the hunt for a sexually rapacious succubus who can’t get enough of them without stopping to consider whether they have the ability to keep up with a woman like that once they get her.
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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That lady said don’t point your finger at me, Stacey told Giselle move so I can go point my finger again 💀😭
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM