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Oh hell nooooo that nigga still alive??? Doc shady ah for not warning El before they got to that bunker #strangerthings
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Oh hell nooooo that nigga still alive??? Doc shady ah for not warning El before they got to that bunker #strangerthings
Fake—I’m not cleaning up pine needles in June
9. Real or fake Christmas tree?
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fake—I’m not cleaning up pine needles in June
All these brands hmu today feels very “hey ik we haven’t talked in awhile but do you think I could borrow $150 and I’ll pay you back on Friday?”
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
All these brands hmu today feels very “hey ik we haven’t talked in awhile but do you think I could borrow $150 and I’ll pay you back on Friday?”
I’ve said this many times, how can men walk around on Earth like they have no kids in the world?? No checking in to see if they have necessities like food, clothing, SUPPORT, etc? I don’t understand these “men”! Then when they are older, they wonder why their kids want nothing to do with them!
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I’d have to ask them to step outside and run me my one
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’d have to ask them to step outside and run me my one
Cause yk how pissed I’d be to have fucking plain ass grilled chicken and raw broccoli for dinner and FLAXSEED for breakfast???
I could never have a health nut partner. I’m not going to stop consuming sugar in an unhealthy amount. Sorry
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cause yk how pissed I’d be to have fucking plain ass grilled chicken and raw broccoli for dinner and FLAXSEED for breakfast???
Lmaoooo that’s where they want to be 🙂↕️🤷🏾♀️ good luck to you, Samson
saw a video of yt woman pulling her boyfriend by his LOCS😐and other yt women in the comments cutting locs and shit
December 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Lmaoooo that’s where they want to be 🙂↕️🤷🏾♀️ good luck to you, Samson
You ever seen a peacock out in the wild? Cause I have 🙂↕️🙂↕️
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You ever seen a peacock out in the wild? Cause I have 🙂↕️🙂↕️
Lmaoooo got niggas in the back working tirelessly on a damn grilled cheese and bacon 😭😭😭😭
Listening to Keith Lee on KevonStage’s pod.
He says he can’t even eat out normally because he walks in a place & folk start crying thinking their life is about to change.
Meanwhile, he’s just…hungry.
He says he can’t even eat out normally because he walks in a place & folk start crying thinking their life is about to change.
Meanwhile, he’s just…hungry.
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lmaoooo got niggas in the back working tirelessly on a damn grilled cheese and bacon 😭😭😭😭
YALL ARE LETTING THAT YT MAN TEAR THE SL APART???? THATS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS!!!! Think about it…
a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in front of a wall with papers on it .
Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is standing in front of a wall with papers and red string
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December 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
YALL ARE LETTING THAT YT MAN TEAR THE SL APART???? THATS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS!!!! Think about it…
I started out at a Christian school—I never got the chance to believe 😒😔
5. How old were you when you found out Santa wasn't real?
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I started out at a Christian school—I never got the chance to believe 😒😔
Trying a new weed later—will keep you updated 🙂↕️
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trying a new weed later—will keep you updated 🙂↕️
I came to spread some holiday cheer but ass arguments are still being had…? ITS DECEMBER GUYS!!
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I came to spread some holiday cheer but ass arguments are still being had…? ITS DECEMBER GUYS!!
Nerds gummy clusters coming in a resealable bag is unnecessary for me considering these don’t last longer than a few hours around me
December 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nerds gummy clusters coming in a resealable bag is unnecessary for me considering these don’t last longer than a few hours around me
Cause EYE’M saving posts of recipes and places I wanna go. YOU’RE saving pics of people you don’t even know…weird
I don’t think saving posts is weird but i *DO* think the type of posts you’re saving says more about you than the act.
Saving an article? Cool.
Saving that ass pic? Wyd?
Saving an article? Cool.
Saving that ass pic? Wyd?
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Cause EYE’M saving posts of recipes and places I wanna go. YOU’RE saving pics of people you don’t even know…weird
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Being dressed from your chin to your ankle is not going to make weird men respect you. Who cares about their fucking respect anyway
December 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Being dressed from your chin to your ankle is not going to make weird men respect you. Who cares about their fucking respect anyway
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It could be below freezing and I’m still getting an iced coffee
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
It could be below freezing and I’m still getting an iced coffee
Just calculated my November nuts…maybe I really shouldn’t touch myself for the next 31 days…
a woman is making a funny face while sitting in a stadium .
Alt: A closeup of a woman wearing sunglasses on top of her head and a shocked look on her face. The words “oh my” on the screen
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December 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Just calculated my November nuts…maybe I really shouldn’t touch myself for the next 31 days…
Off tomorrowwwww
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Off tomorrowwwww
Well would you look at the time…gotta love EST 🙂↕️
Non-stop nut November was a HOOT—but I’m not touching this meat pocket again time next month!!! 😮💨😮💨😮💨
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Well would you look at the time…gotta love EST 🙂↕️
Non-stop nut November was a HOOT—but I’m not touching this meat pocket again time next month!!! 😮💨😮💨😮💨
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Non-stop nut November was a HOOT—but I’m not touching this meat pocket again time next month!!! 😮💨😮💨😮💨
“They only do it for attention”…yeah we all do. That’s what we agreed to when typed our email and set up a password. Even you, Holier Than Thou!!
And so my next question would be, is social media not for attention??? Are we not supposed to be social?
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“They only do it for attention”…yeah we all do. That’s what we agreed to when typed our email and set up a password. Even you, Holier Than Thou!!
Oh I’m sorry…is talking about CUMMING too vulgar now too???
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh I’m sorry…is talking about CUMMING too vulgar now too???
If y’all are still mad, might I suggest grabbing that toy and going to town? Cause lemme tell you…I think I could probably find a cure for cancer if someone put me in the lab
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If y’all are still mad, might I suggest grabbing that toy and going to town? Cause lemme tell you…I think I could probably find a cure for cancer if someone put me in the lab
Me when I’m crossing the street in front of cars at a stoplight:
You gotta STRUT like you mean it!
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me when I’m crossing the street in front of cars at a stoplight: