miss delusional elf 🫶🏾🎄
@christianaaaaa.bsky.social
what do you want?
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If you want a picture, just say “please”
My day just refuses to get better
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My day just refuses to get better
My titties or the drinking kind?
Really don’t see how yall carry them heavy ass cups around all day.
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
My titties or the drinking kind?
Bruh I can’t take this job anymore…I literally left two notes yesterday with EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS on the next steps. Why tf I log in this morning and some bitch sent me an IM on what was needed…I quite literally could not have made it anymore simpler unless I did it myself!!!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Bruh I can’t take this job anymore…I literally left two notes yesterday with EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS on the next steps. Why tf I log in this morning and some bitch sent me an IM on what was needed…I quite literally could not have made it anymore simpler unless I did it myself!!!!
Oh he likes to lay with the yts…? NEVER MIND!
Jordan is actually handsome he just needs a good shapeup and to stop chasing alabaster poutine. ☝🏽
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Oh he likes to lay with the yts…? NEVER MIND!
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*taps sign again*
i have ONE WEEK.
i have ONE WEEK.
hey y'all.
i have to move by the end of the yr. if you know kind folks in dc with a house/condo/apt they'd rent for the low while helping a single mom, pls dm me
or if you're a fellow (Black) single mom willing to house share, let's talk!
i have to move by the end of the yr. if you know kind folks in dc with a house/condo/apt they'd rent for the low while helping a single mom, pls dm me
or if you're a fellow (Black) single mom willing to house share, let's talk!
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
*taps sign again*
i have ONE WEEK.
i have ONE WEEK.
Damn that nap really fucked me over…can’t text cause everybody sleep. Can’t yap on here cause everybody sleep. Ig I can either twiddle my fiddle or scroll Pinterest 😩
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Damn that nap really fucked me over…can’t text cause everybody sleep. Can’t yap on here cause everybody sleep. Ig I can either twiddle my fiddle or scroll Pinterest 😩
Some sleep inducing ******* brought on by a ****** and **** followed by cuddling would hit rn
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Some sleep inducing ******* brought on by a ****** and **** followed by cuddling would hit rn
This would solve a few of my problems rn
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
This would solve a few of my problems rn
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Need to be talked through it
a woman holds her head with her eyes closed in front of a scoreboard that says ercog auff
ALT: a woman holds her head with her eyes closed in front of a scoreboard that says ercog auff
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December 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Need to be talked through it
If you’re Santa, what song did I sing for your birthday this year?
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
If you’re Santa, what song did I sing for your birthday this year?
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I could for that last one real bad.
Being single is cool until you start craving real adult intimacy. Come put your head in my lap and tell me about your day…what made you laugh? who had you fucked up so I can beat their ass for messing with my baby??
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I could for that last one real bad.
He look like his parents are cousins
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 AM
He look like his parents are cousins
Being single is cool until you start craving real adult intimacy. Come put your head in my lap and tell me about your day…what made you laugh? who had you fucked up so I can beat their ass for messing with my baby??
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Being single is cool until you start craving real adult intimacy. Come put your head in my lap and tell me about your day…what made you laugh? who had you fucked up so I can beat their ass for messing with my baby??
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Let’s kiss for hours.
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Let’s kiss for hours.
Sometimes…sometimes, I just wanna yap and shoot the shit
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Sometimes…sometimes, I just wanna yap and shoot the shit
Woke up from my nap and now I’m bored ah
a man standing in front of a swimming pool
ALT: a man standing in front of a swimming pool
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December 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Woke up from my nap and now I’m bored ah
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if it is, someone will tell you
the title must be bestowed...
the title must be bestowed...
Lol I wonder if my dick looks pretty 🤔
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
if it is, someone will tell you
the title must be bestowed...
the title must be bestowed...
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I deserve to be throat trained..
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I deserve to be throat trained..
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear”
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear”
I ain’t got or sent attachments in so long, I don’t even think they still exist
Wish I was receiving attachments from someone’s son
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I ain’t got or sent attachments in so long, I don’t even think they still exist
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Once you have my attention cherish it… bc once I’m uninterested that’s it that’s all. I don’t circle the block. And I’ll disappear
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Once you have my attention cherish it… bc once I’m uninterested that’s it that’s all. I don’t circle the block. And I’ll disappear
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American Dad is funnier and better than Family Guy
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
American Dad is funnier and better than Family Guy
It’s truly a blessing to have titties cause my hand warmth would suffer if I didn’t
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s truly a blessing to have titties cause my hand warmth would suffer if I didn’t
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The way the sloppers pretend their organized theft is just as taxing as actual art is genuinely pathetic.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
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The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The way the sloppers pretend their organized theft is just as taxing as actual art is genuinely pathetic.