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You wouldn't believe it.
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Same thing with billionaire baseball owners. If they whine about spending money they are free to sell their teams at huge profits to someone who wants to *try* to win.

Bob Nutting is replaceable. Paul Skenes is not.
What’s so weird about men in power is how when they face scandal and should step down the world acts like no one else can do their jobs. Bottstein, Wasserman, these aren’t irreplaceable men! Stop with this delusion.
February 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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The important part is the very last part: “Can I prove it? No.”
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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The right way to get into the Epstein files.
February 1, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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Crickets from people who complained about Obama's "red line" in Syria.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 17d
After weeks of nationwide protests, Iran’s Supreme Leader ordered a violent crackdown that left thousands dead. Trump, who had urged demonstrators to remain in the streets, ultimately did not intervene — a decision that shapes the narrow set of options before him. | Analysis https://cnn.it/45D2qfN
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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It’s a nice quip. But I think he should also mention how egregious it is that one of Bondi’s demands is to turn over the state’s voter rolls to Trump.
Reporter: You received a letter from AG Pam Bondi making several demands….

Walz: I would just give a pro tip to the AG. There's 2 million documents in the Epstein files we're still waiting on. Go ahead and work on those
January 25, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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the Pope's team may have lost to the Antichrist
Meanwhile let's check in with Harrison Mevis after the game winning field goal! WHAT????
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
2025 wasn't good for much, but every year is good for music. My favorite albums of last year.

open.spotify.com/playlist/10m...
At Least 25 for '25
open.spotify.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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Remember what we just experienced.

As in - actively commit to recalling the smallest details and intensity of feeling, because that was an all-timer of a #Bears game.

The Forward Progress postgame on @312sportschi.bsky.social.

Links in replies.
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Palantir, Sauron … It’s like they skimmed LOTR but didn’t understand it, particularly the warnings.
Famously Sauron is known for never allowing his home to he penetrated by intruders.
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I so miss the many loved ones who crowded the table when I was young, but I also find a lot of joy in the generation that has arrived in recent years. It's a bittersweet thing forever.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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When I was a kid you could get a penis for six hundred bucks. And they threw in the testicles for free, because they valued the customer. Inflation is ruining the country!
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Our local news recently reported that a nonprofit is collecting toys for kids whose parents were deported. FB commenters were overwhelmingly negative. Many suggested ICE raid the toy drive and arrest the kids, too.

I hate that I’m now aware of how much of our country craves this sort of cruelty.
this is one of the most psychotic things Trump has ever posted
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Magaziner: How many US military veterans have you deported?

Noem: We have not deported military veterans.

Magaziner: We are joined on zoom by a gentleman who is an army combat veteran who was shot twice while serving our country. You deported him to Korea.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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You can argue against Dale Murphy. I don't, but it's possible. But my God, you see Murphy next to Jeff Kent and choose Kent? What the hell is this!
December 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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if you start doing christmas shit before you eat at thanksgiving just remember jesus died so you, specifically, would go to hell
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Holy shit they really unloaded on the fucker
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Flights are being cancelled. Food assistance is suspended. Government employees are going without pay.

But priorities are being taken care of:
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Fortunately, this is the kind of lie that people can fact-check just driving down the street.
Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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there is no hierarchy of citizenship.

there are only citizens. All citizens are imbued with the same legal protections and rights in the U.S.

Some citizens born, some citizens are naturalized, both are fully and equally citizens.

the end.
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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RIP D'Angelo, the greatest singer since Marvin departed. Who took the grit & attitude of hip-hop & alchemized it into angelic voodoo. He condensed the human condition - sex, suffering, addiction, love, oppression - into pure transcendence. A comet emitting blinding light & soul.
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
How does Tucker miss that 3-1 middle-middle FB?
October 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Farm bankruptcies are back in the news, so it's time to pull this chart out again.

Hey look they kept rising during Trump's first term. Then they went way down under Biden.

Now they're up again? So weird. Thanks Farm Bureau for the graphic
October 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Of course getting upset about a country song seems fairly normal for someone struggling with dementia.
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM