riley
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Donkey Kong Bananza spoilers are being spread online, after early copies of the game have turned up in the hands of several fans.
PSA: Donkey Kong Bananza Spoilers Have Hit the Internet, After Early Copies Land in Fans' Hands
Donkey Kong Bananza spoilers are being spread online, after early copies of the game have turned up in the hands of several fans.
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i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)
it appears that the sub vs dub debate, once thought eternal, will be decided not on the merits of each approach but on the sinister whim of capital…
…is what i wrote before i remembered that they’ve been trying to do this to subs for even longer. i’m so tired of this garbage infecting everything…
…is what i wrote before i remembered that they’ve been trying to do this to subs for even longer. i’m so tired of this garbage infecting everything…
Welp, a second AI dub on Amazon has apparently been found, and it's a show that already had a perfectly normal (albeit non-union) dub: No Game No Life.
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
it appears that the sub vs dub debate, once thought eternal, will be decided not on the merits of each approach but on the sinister whim of capital…
…is what i wrote before i remembered that they’ve been trying to do this to subs for even longer. i’m so tired of this garbage infecting everything…
…is what i wrote before i remembered that they’ve been trying to do this to subs for even longer. i’m so tired of this garbage infecting everything…
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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why do we all pronounce blastoise “blas-toyz” when clearly it is a hybridization of “blast” and “tortoise”
i know, i know, “blas-tiss” just kind of sounds like shit. but a portmanteau whose origin is lost is hardly a portmanteau at all…it’s about the principle! blastiss
i know, i know, “blas-tiss” just kind of sounds like shit. but a portmanteau whose origin is lost is hardly a portmanteau at all…it’s about the principle! blastiss
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
why do we all pronounce blastoise “blas-toyz” when clearly it is a hybridization of “blast” and “tortoise”
i know, i know, “blas-tiss” just kind of sounds like shit. but a portmanteau whose origin is lost is hardly a portmanteau at all…it’s about the principle! blastiss
i know, i know, “blas-tiss” just kind of sounds like shit. but a portmanteau whose origin is lost is hardly a portmanteau at all…it’s about the principle! blastiss
oh my god show some spine! no one believes in anything anymore and it’s so pathetic!
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
oh my god show some spine! no one believes in anything anymore and it’s so pathetic!
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To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
I Set A Trap To Catch My Students Cheating With AI. The Results Were Shocking.
"Students are not just undermining their ability to learn, but to someday lead."
www.huffpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
To “my students and to anyone who might listen, I say: Don’t surrender to AI your ability to read, write and think when others once risked their lives and died for the freedom to do so.”
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
www.huffpost.com/entry/histor...
i gotta hand it to ice spice. that song might be bad but i have been stimming on “spongebob big guy pants okay” big time
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i gotta hand it to ice spice. that song might be bad but i have been stimming on “spongebob big guy pants okay” big time
ah, the ps5 digital available at its original retail price. this is the capitalism we deserve
PlayStation Black Friday deals blog.playstation.com/2025/11/18/p...
-PS5 Disc/Digital Fortnite Bundle $449/$399
-Save $100 on PS5 consoles in select regions
-Save $100 on PS5 Pro / PSVR2
-$20 Portal/DualSense/Access/Pulse Elite headset
-$30 off Pulse Explore/DualSense Edge
-up to 33% off PS+
-PS5 Disc/Digital Fortnite Bundle $449/$399
-Save $100 on PS5 consoles in select regions
-Save $100 on PS5 Pro / PSVR2
-$20 Portal/DualSense/Access/Pulse Elite headset
-$30 off Pulse Explore/DualSense Edge
-up to 33% off PS+
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
ah, the ps5 digital available at its original retail price. this is the capitalism we deserve
the building i work in has a starbucks in it and they seem to be on a mission to play “a dios le pido” by juanes every time i specifically walk by. unfortunately for my enemies, my tolerance for 2000s latin pop rock outweighs the gumption of even the most daring corporate playlist shufflers
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
the building i work in has a starbucks in it and they seem to be on a mission to play “a dios le pido” by juanes every time i specifically walk by. unfortunately for my enemies, my tolerance for 2000s latin pop rock outweighs the gumption of even the most daring corporate playlist shufflers
peak is really quite good huh. embarrassed to have waited so long to play it only to find out that it’s the best thing ever
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
peak is really quite good huh. embarrassed to have waited so long to play it only to find out that it’s the best thing ever
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Come for the sheep, stay for the alt text
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Come for the sheep, stay for the alt text
as a guy who has fully reverted to Couch Gaming, i’ve been begging for a steam box for ages. living room PCs and desktop streaming are suboptimal solutions compared to a plug-n-play console. i am personally all in if valve wants to eat microsoft’s lunch; if only they could do this to windows too!!!
new Steam Hardware coming in 2026 store.steampowered.com/sale/hardware
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
-Steam Controller
-Steam Machine
-Steam Frame
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
as a guy who has fully reverted to Couch Gaming, i’ve been begging for a steam box for ages. living room PCs and desktop streaming are suboptimal solutions compared to a plug-n-play console. i am personally all in if valve wants to eat microsoft’s lunch; if only they could do this to windows too!!!
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Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net
Run for Something
Find offices you can run for
runforwhat.net
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you. runforwhat.net
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vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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This City Belongs to You.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 1:13 PM
really strong contender for Most Slept-On GBA Game. tremendously good stuff
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
really strong contender for Most Slept-On GBA Game. tremendously good stuff
this is some great investigative reporting, but unfortunately i fear that the people who need it most are either apathetic or just blind to objective fact
must-read analysis of how Musk's twitter is drenching new users with right-wing propaganda
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
news.sky.com/story/the-x-...
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
Elon Musk is boosting the British right - and this shows how
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
this is some great investigative reporting, but unfortunately i fear that the people who need it most are either apathetic or just blind to objective fact
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
thinking a lot about adopting more of a sheen estevez outlook. finding the joy in the little things…
still doing it
YouTube video by RandomlyDevin
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
thinking a lot about adopting more of a sheen estevez outlook. finding the joy in the little things…
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happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]
November 2, 2023 at 9:17 AM
happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]