riley
@riley.gauche.rodeo
co-founder of a defunct website | game designer | capital P Poster | “products guy” | media sicko
why do we all pronounce blastoise “blas-toyz” when clearly it is a hybridization of “blast” and “tortoise”
i know, i know, “blas-tiss” just kind of sounds like shit. but a portmanteau whose origin is lost is hardly a portmanteau at all…it’s about the principle! blastiss
i know, i know, “blas-tiss” just kind of sounds like shit. but a portmanteau whose origin is lost is hardly a portmanteau at all…it’s about the principle! blastiss
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
why do we all pronounce blastoise “blas-toyz” when clearly it is a hybridization of “blast” and “tortoise”
i know, i know, “blas-tiss” just kind of sounds like shit. but a portmanteau whose origin is lost is hardly a portmanteau at all…it’s about the principle! blastiss
i know, i know, “blas-tiss” just kind of sounds like shit. but a portmanteau whose origin is lost is hardly a portmanteau at all…it’s about the principle! blastiss
oh my god show some spine! no one believes in anything anymore and it’s so pathetic!
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
oh my god show some spine! no one believes in anything anymore and it’s so pathetic!
not sure what your floorspace situation is like, but my girlfriend and i bought a standalone cabinet to expand our apartment’s kitchen setup and it has worked wonders for us. it’s also the kind of item that goes overlooked at vintage furniture shops, tho that depends on your area and luck for sure
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
not sure what your floorspace situation is like, but my girlfriend and i bought a standalone cabinet to expand our apartment’s kitchen setup and it has worked wonders for us. it’s also the kind of item that goes overlooked at vintage furniture shops, tho that depends on your area and luck for sure
dawg…i need to have a word with whoever is running merch at shonen jump because you would have to be a sick freak to buy this
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
dawg…i need to have a word with whoever is running merch at shonen jump because you would have to be a sick freak to buy this
what kind of sick bizarro world are the amc merchandisers living in? the man makes danny oceans of us all, and i’m building a team with gas station michael and ikel once again
October 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
what kind of sick bizarro world are the amc merchandisers living in? the man makes danny oceans of us all, and i’m building a team with gas station michael and ikel once again
the poang is every cat’s favorite bed. nothing you can do about it friend
October 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
the poang is every cat’s favorite bed. nothing you can do about it friend
shocking absolutely no one, the rot runs deep. unfortunately, these guys are already pulling out the cancel culture playbook, so they’ll all be invited to dinner at mar a lago by next weekend
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
shocking absolutely no one, the rot runs deep. unfortunately, these guys are already pulling out the cancel culture playbook, so they’ll all be invited to dinner at mar a lago by next weekend
rice heads rejoice, for the promised day approacheth
October 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
rice heads rejoice, for the promised day approacheth
when the current arc of hunter x hunter eventually gets animated, i really hope they give some extra screen time to this banquet lineup, and specifically the rap battle. i just wanna see basho rap. i just want basho bars. i don’t feel like that’s too much to ask
August 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
when the current arc of hunter x hunter eventually gets animated, i really hope they give some extra screen time to this banquet lineup, and specifically the rap battle. i just wanna see basho rap. i just want basho bars. i don’t feel like that’s too much to ask
i was stunned to find out that my girlfriend had never heard of the wenis before today (perhaps it was not a popular term in the south), and then i was even more stunned to find out that it has its own wikipedia page
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^ Etymology
Wenis likely appeared as a slang term in the 1990s.
It has seen proliferation as a schoolyard meme, and alongside the term wagina, has been an internet colloquialism since the early 2000s. 14] It likely developed as humorous portmanteau of the words penis and wiener. The word was further popularized by media such as The Hangover film franchise.
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August 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i was stunned to find out that my girlfriend had never heard of the wenis before today (perhaps it was not a popular term in the south), and then i was even more stunned to find out that it has its own wikipedia page
went to this guy’s channel and i actually think i’ve come around on genai. there may be a real use for it. it’s tremendously good at filtering out the biggest fucking losers on the planet
August 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
went to this guy’s channel and i actually think i’ve come around on genai. there may be a real use for it. it’s tremendously good at filtering out the biggest fucking losers on the planet
does tumblr know about botan (serious question i was never on tumblr)
August 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
does tumblr know about botan (serious question i was never on tumblr)
moving is stupid and hard!
August 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
moving is stupid and hard!
told my normie friend to try persona 5 a few weeks ago and today he sent me this
July 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
told my normie friend to try persona 5 a few weeks ago and today he sent me this
went outside today instead of playing video games. crazy decision but it seems to have generally worked out
July 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
went outside today instead of playing video games. crazy decision but it seems to have generally worked out
getting into paddle boarding means learning that many of the best life jackets are ugly as shit. there is a design crisis happening just under our noses!
July 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
getting into paddle boarding means learning that many of the best life jackets are ugly as shit. there is a design crisis happening just under our noses!