Rich Mahogany
@richmahogany.bsky.social
Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter
Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian
I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian
I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
Damn Zack Morris was telling us right to our faces
Motorola's early cell phone, the DynaTAC, was $3,995 at launch in 1984. That's $12,500 today.
November 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Damn Zack Morris was telling us right to our faces
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Yes!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yes!!!!
The photos from my family back home
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The photos from my family back home
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a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
Dimon on why JPMorgan Chase is not funding WH Ballroom:
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
We have an issue, which is anything we do, since we do a lot of contracts with governments here and around the world, we have to be very careful how anything is perceived, and also how the next DOJ is going to deal with it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
a few candidates have talked about this but any Dem planning to run in 2028 should make it explicit: the next DOJ will, in fact, go after you if you’re funding this awful ballroom, or any other pay to play deals you make with this administration
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If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
The OpenAI ruling writers should know about 👀 (if your work was scraped for LLM training, this affects you). www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
OpenAI Loses Key Discovery Battle as It Cedes Ground to Authors in AI Lawsuits
The issue has been a major battleground in discovery. OpenAI could be on the hook for hundreds of millions, if not billions, of dollars if it was aware it was infringing on copyrighted material.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, you’re not in business.
You’re in organized crime.
You’re in organized crime.
Five years on and only one person has done anything to fill this thing up.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Five years on and only one person has done anything to fill this thing up.
“Deserves” is one of the biggest lies people tell themselves.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“Deserves” is one of the biggest lies people tell themselves.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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This is how Hagueseth happens.
A few different ways you can square the circle, but one way that is perhaps less challenging than either of those is to join ICC and give them retrospective jurisdiction to 2025 in the signing statement. At that point a valid pardon ends the domestic process and starts the intl one
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is how Hagueseth happens.
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In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
To put a finer point on this whole thing: "Two people with direct knowledge of the operation" — presumably uniformed military leaders — are accusing the U.S. Secretary of Defense of personally ordering specific war crimes. That's a historic accusation.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
In case you’re wondering why Pete Hegseth is freaking out about a congressional video reminding the military not to participate in illegal orders:
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Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Australia just recorded zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25 for the first time since records began in 1982. The amazing result of HPV vaccination.
Tech companies coming up with ways for consumers to not really have to pay for music and movies, and then we see a completely predictable nosedive in quality and number of projects, and they are directly linked! But it wasn’t consumer who demanded this, it as tech companies interjecting themselves.
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Tech companies coming up with ways for consumers to not really have to pay for music and movies, and then we see a completely predictable nosedive in quality and number of projects, and they are directly linked! But it wasn’t consumer who demanded this, it as tech companies interjecting themselves.
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Buster Bluth Wario is a savage burn.
Stephen Miller talks like every nerve in his body is forcefully trying to reject what his mind is telling it to say but he powers through anyway & yet the most remarkable thing about him is how his eyes are more soulless than Pinhead's while his appearance entirely What If Buster Bluth Had A Wario
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Buster Bluth Wario is a savage burn.
I do not see that many shopping bags in peoples hands
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I do not see that many shopping bags in peoples hands
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Okay so having learned basic Mandarin on Rosetta Stone back in 2014…santa mierda Spanish is soooo much easier 😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Okay so having learned basic Mandarin on Rosetta Stone back in 2014…santa mierda Spanish is soooo much easier 😂😂😂
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just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
just won the annual freestyle battle for DILFs and DILF-adjacent men by rhyming "wake up aching" with "take up baking" and they banned my opponent from the hardware store for a year
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My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
LOL
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
LOL
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai
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Jasmine Crockett is an attorney js 👀
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jasmine Crockett is an attorney js 👀
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playing worlds of warcraft making friends :)
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
playing worlds of warcraft making friends :)