Rich Mahogany
@richmahogany.bsky.social
Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter
Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian
I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian
I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
The photos from my family back home
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The photos from my family back home
Five years on and only one person has done anything to fill this thing up.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Five years on and only one person has done anything to fill this thing up.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This was the messiest thing I've ever eaten that didn't have a first and last name.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This was the messiest thing I've ever eaten that didn't have a first and last name.
If I hear another word about r f k I will throw this phone into the sea
AND I WILL FUCKEN DO IT TOO
AND I WILL FUCKEN DO IT TOO
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If I hear another word about r f k I will throw this phone into the sea
AND I WILL FUCKEN DO IT TOO
AND I WILL FUCKEN DO IT TOO
I just imagined Darth leaves every year because he's holiday help at Louis Vuitton
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I just imagined Darth leaves every year because he's holiday help at Louis Vuitton
OMG I've been meaning to visit Squaksylvania
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
OMG I've been meaning to visit Squaksylvania
@amandasmith.bsky.social It finally opened. And it's (of course) beautiful!
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@amandasmith.bsky.social It finally opened. And it's (of course) beautiful!
Long Story Pub. LIVE.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Long Story Pub. LIVE.
AI is SO FUCKING STUPID.
I Googled "Has David Lee Roth seen Dr. Rockso" and it told me NO THEY HAVE NOT MET BECAUSE DLR IS A REAL PERSON AND DR ROCKSO IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
This is what people are trusting their critical thinking tasks to???
I Googled "Has David Lee Roth seen Dr. Rockso" and it told me NO THEY HAVE NOT MET BECAUSE DLR IS A REAL PERSON AND DR ROCKSO IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
This is what people are trusting their critical thinking tasks to???
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
AI is SO FUCKING STUPID.
I Googled "Has David Lee Roth seen Dr. Rockso" and it told me NO THEY HAVE NOT MET BECAUSE DLR IS A REAL PERSON AND DR ROCKSO IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
This is what people are trusting their critical thinking tasks to???
I Googled "Has David Lee Roth seen Dr. Rockso" and it told me NO THEY HAVE NOT MET BECAUSE DLR IS A REAL PERSON AND DR ROCKSO IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
This is what people are trusting their critical thinking tasks to???
Chopard won Best Sports Watch at the 2025 GPHG for creating...a Hublot Big Bang. Great work everybody.
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Chopard won Best Sports Watch at the 2025 GPHG for creating...a Hublot Big Bang. Great work everybody.
They were out of my normal Old Spice Fresh scent and I chose Orchard and now I smell like apple crisp.
Not a complaint. Just doesn't smell like me. And now I'm hungry.
Not a complaint. Just doesn't smell like me. And now I'm hungry.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
They were out of my normal Old Spice Fresh scent and I chose Orchard and now I smell like apple crisp.
Not a complaint. Just doesn't smell like me. And now I'm hungry.
Not a complaint. Just doesn't smell like me. And now I'm hungry.
Sir got to express his love of Petco Park for the first time today.
And he is PASSED TF OUT right now, I'm so delighted 😂
And he is PASSED TF OUT right now, I'm so delighted 😂
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sir got to express his love of Petco Park for the first time today.
And he is PASSED TF OUT right now, I'm so delighted 😂
And he is PASSED TF OUT right now, I'm so delighted 😂
So the secret is just get up and work out and then walk the dog 2.2 miles while walking to the hardware store and then get coffee and go to the dog park at a major league baseball stadium and he'll fall right asleep
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So the secret is just get up and work out and then walk the dog 2.2 miles while walking to the hardware store and then get coffee and go to the dog park at a major league baseball stadium and he'll fall right asleep
Frederick Douglass Woofsavelt, Freddie, Princey, Lovey, lil man
November 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Frederick Douglass Woofsavelt, Freddie, Princey, Lovey, lil man
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social This has very big YOU energy
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@solomonmissouri.bsky.social This has very big YOU energy
Welp. Now I can never move. Ever.
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Welp. Now I can never move. Ever.
Hotel California-lookin' ass
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hotel California-lookin' ass