starting this week the whole country gets senioritis for the rest of the year it rocks
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
starting this week the whole country gets senioritis for the rest of the year it rocks
nothing says “don’t associate me with a notorious sexual predator” like using your presidency to greenlight a new Brett Ratner movie
Donald Trump is reportedly pushing Paramount to make ‘Rush Hour 4’
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November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
nothing says “don’t associate me with a notorious sexual predator” like using your presidency to greenlight a new Brett Ratner movie
because he’s a horrific narcissist how hard is this www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
because he’s a horrific narcissist how hard is this www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
the vast majority of Americans are 87-year-old perverts who commonly get kicked out of farmers markets
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
the vast majority of Americans are 87-year-old perverts who commonly get kicked out of farmers markets
these boots were made for lickin’, and that’s just what they’ll do
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
these boots were made for lickin’, and that’s just what they’ll do
and remember this is what the facility looked like *after* knew they a sitting congresswoman was coming to see it
Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
and remember this is what the facility looked like *after* knew they a sitting congresswoman was coming to see it
blessed mail day thank you @roryblank.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
blessed mail day thank you @roryblank.bsky.social
NIXON: people are always eating soup, it’s just [expletive] wet food!
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: and Chunky sucks too
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: and Chunky sucks too
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
NIXON: people are always eating soup, it’s just [expletive] wet food!
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: and Chunky sucks too
HALDEMAN: [inaudible]
NIXON: and Chunky sucks too
they should’ve committed to killing off Homer Simpson in season 2 after he ate the poison blowfish
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
they should’ve committed to killing off Homer Simpson in season 2 after he ate the poison blowfish
When Friends is on and the guy gets his head stuck in a turkey
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When Friends is on and the guy gets his head stuck in a turkey
I agree but this would require establishment democrats to like trans people and it’s pretty clear at this point that they do not
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I agree but this would require establishment democrats to like trans people and it’s pretty clear at this point that they do not
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
we always talk about the “JFK blown away” line — but the actual funniest lyric from We Didn’t Start The Fire is “AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz”
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
we always talk about the “JFK blown away” line — but the actual funniest lyric from We Didn’t Start The Fire is “AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz”
my “This Company is Not Enron” memo is raising questions that have already been answered by my memo
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
my “This Company is Not Enron” memo is raising questions that have already been answered by my memo
yes in fact there are multiple movies in which Sydney Sweeney plays the romantic lead
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
yes in fact there are multiple movies in which Sydney Sweeney plays the romantic lead
the next Ken Burns doc should be about this
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the next Ken Burns doc should be about this
despite being the richest man in the world I still view Musk as a hubristic figure simply because all he wants is to be funny and have an above-average hog, and it turns out those are the only two things that money can’t buy
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
despite being the richest man in the world I still view Musk as a hubristic figure simply because all he wants is to be funny and have an above-average hog, and it turns out those are the only two things that money can’t buy
I mean — if true this is good news but also the democrats caved on the CR not even two weeks ago so 🤷♂️
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I mean — if true this is good news but also the democrats caved on the CR not even two weeks ago so 🤷♂️
we will be means-testing the camps
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
we will be means-testing the camps
In my opinion the hottest person to ever live was Winona Ryder during her shoplifting trial, and in retrospect this media event coincided with my puberty in such a way that totally presaged many things about my adult life
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
In my opinion the hottest person to ever live was Winona Ryder during her shoplifting trial, and in retrospect this media event coincided with my puberty in such a way that totally presaged many things about my adult life
money can buy you lots of things but based on this picture an ass is not one of them
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
money can buy you lots of things but based on this picture an ass is not one of them
read this just a little too fast
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
read this just a little too fast
*Liam Neeson in ‘Taken’*
“If you take my daughter 17 times, I will find you — and I will kill you”
“If you take my daughter 17 times, I will find you — and I will kill you”
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
*Liam Neeson in ‘Taken’*
“If you take my daughter 17 times, I will find you — and I will kill you”
“If you take my daughter 17 times, I will find you — and I will kill you”
they have yet to make a movie that takes place in New York City but as soon as they do I’ll be sure to respond to this prompt
A movie that takes place where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
they have yet to make a movie that takes place in New York City but as soon as they do I’ll be sure to respond to this prompt