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blessed mail day thank you @roryblank.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When Friends is on and the guy gets his head stuck in a turkey
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
the next Ken Burns doc should be about this
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
money can buy you lots of things but based on this picture an ass is not one of them
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
read this just a little too fast
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
will always think of this excerpt:
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
criterion porn imprint call that shit
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“AND I PROMISE YOU,
I WILL TREAT YOU WELL,
MY SWEET ANGEL,
SO HELP ME JEEEEESUS”
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it’s been close to a decade since this happened but it’s still the funniest thing ever and I think about it at least once a month
November 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
and another thing: im not a groomer. please dont put in the newspaper that I’m a groomer
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Cuomo’s whole pitch near the end was “I’m the only person who can stand up to the president!” and now Trump is going to be calling Zohran like
November 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
luckily his other book is selling just fine
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
*Felix Biederman voice*
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
it’s always two dumb bitches etc etc
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
my kids will only be receiving this for the holidays until further notice
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I think we might have discovered something even more pathetic than this
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
the Pol Pot particles are strong with this one
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

(2004 was absolutely stacked btw, Madvillainy, College Dropout, Fabulous Muscles, Miss Machine, Smile, could go on forever)
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
(AP) — 75 dead in Operation Gay Sex Lightning
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
pretty nuts “I am Spartacus” thing happening on the other site right now
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM