The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee.
A true American Cryptid.
A true American Cryptid.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.
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Baron is now Horus or something
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Baron is now Horus or something
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Whoops!
truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Whoops!
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dogs are proof that love doesn't need words.
🐾 🐾
🐾 🐾
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
dogs are proof that love doesn't need words.
🐾 🐾
🐾 🐾
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Apparently today I have become the vector through which many people here on Bluesky have learned the association between upside-down pineapples and swinging, and I have to admit I don't know how to feel about this fact
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Apparently today I have become the vector through which many people here on Bluesky have learned the association between upside-down pineapples and swinging, and I have to admit I don't know how to feel about this fact
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Doing Laundry
Where oh Where
Do the socks go
Evergreen ⬇️
Where oh Where
Do the socks go
Evergreen ⬇️
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Doing Laundry
Where oh Where
Do the socks go
Evergreen ⬇️
Where oh Where
Do the socks go
Evergreen ⬇️
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Nostalgia is just your past, politely lying to you.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Nostalgia is just your past, politely lying to you.
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Friend: Don’t you love these new yoga pants? They come with a little pocket for your phone.
Me: Your phone? *quietly stuffs cookies back in pocket*
Me: Your phone? *quietly stuffs cookies back in pocket*
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Friend: Don’t you love these new yoga pants? They come with a little pocket for your phone.
Me: Your phone? *quietly stuffs cookies back in pocket*
Me: Your phone? *quietly stuffs cookies back in pocket*
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I stand with Senator Mark Kelly
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I stand with Senator Mark Kelly
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Ken Paxton is suing Texas school districts for refusing to display the 10 commandments. Please pay no attention to the fact that he broke the 7th commandment when he committed adultery earlier this year.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ken Paxton is suing Texas school districts for refusing to display the 10 commandments. Please pay no attention to the fact that he broke the 7th commandment when he committed adultery earlier this year.
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Yeah, s*x is cool, but have you heard the sound a page in a book makes when you turn it? 🫦
#WritingCommunity #BookSky
#WritingCommunity #BookSky
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Yeah, s*x is cool, but have you heard the sound a page in a book makes when you turn it? 🫦
#WritingCommunity #BookSky
#WritingCommunity #BookSky
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A message for draft dodger Naporkleon Bonespurs from patriots who actually served.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A message for draft dodger Naporkleon Bonespurs from patriots who actually served.
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Californians are buying ice scrapers at Home Depot, then immediately returning them....bogging down the entire store, until Home Depot refuses to allow ICE to loiter at their location to detain innocent people.
Winter is coming. Scrape ICE.
Winter is coming. Scrape ICE.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Californians are buying ice scrapers at Home Depot, then immediately returning them....bogging down the entire store, until Home Depot refuses to allow ICE to loiter at their location to detain innocent people.
Winter is coming. Scrape ICE.
Winter is coming. Scrape ICE.
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Me fucking too!!
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Me fucking too!!
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Ah, I see someone has exhumed the desiccated revenant named Carville, and used a hand bellows to force air into its lungs, so as to allow it to wheeze out miasmic utterances before being lowered once more into its crypt
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ah, I see someone has exhumed the desiccated revenant named Carville, and used a hand bellows to force air into its lungs, so as to allow it to wheeze out miasmic utterances before being lowered once more into its crypt
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gonna have ChatGPT develop code for a new smart program based on Google Maps that direct U.S. artillery and ballistic missiles towards targets. we'll market it as "vibe bombardment" and make billions
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
gonna have ChatGPT develop code for a new smart program based on Google Maps that direct U.S. artillery and ballistic missiles towards targets. we'll market it as "vibe bombardment" and make billions
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This isn’t going to be a quick read, but it’s definitely something you *should* read
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November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This isn’t going to be a quick read, but it’s definitely something you *should* read
I am honest about the fact that I was 150 lbs of pure toxicity till the end of marriage #1.
That was when I discovered there was at least one person more toxic and broken than I was. Mistake was marrying her.
The good news is that I was humbled and became a much better person for the Missus.
That was when I discovered there was at least one person more toxic and broken than I was. Mistake was marrying her.
The good news is that I was humbled and became a much better person for the Missus.
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I am honest about the fact that I was 150 lbs of pure toxicity till the end of marriage #1.
That was when I discovered there was at least one person more toxic and broken than I was. Mistake was marrying her.
The good news is that I was humbled and became a much better person for the Missus.
That was when I discovered there was at least one person more toxic and broken than I was. Mistake was marrying her.
The good news is that I was humbled and became a much better person for the Missus.
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the city of Reno could bring in a lot of tourism if they made it legal to commit up to one murder in homage to Johnny Cash
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
the city of Reno could bring in a lot of tourism if they made it legal to commit up to one murder in homage to Johnny Cash
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Tom Brady finally got his revenge on Eagles fans, making us listen to him through all 3 hours of that
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tom Brady finally got his revenge on Eagles fans, making us listen to him through all 3 hours of that
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Civil Resistance Works…
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Civil Resistance Works…
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OMG! Gavin Newsom's social media team is next level. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
OMG! Gavin Newsom's social media team is next level. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇