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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism

@capnjackresists.bsky.social

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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · Dec 10

Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.

Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.

Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.

That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

And Jeffrey Dahmer was just some guy in the kitchen with nuanced culinary ideas.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

Mikey, why do you hate the Constitution?

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

Listen here Clark C*nt, nothing says "I LOVE AMERICA" quite like refusing to bow down to a king. America was founded on the whole concept of "NO KINGS".

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

ICE isn't going after actual gangs because real gang members shoot back and will deliver your head in a bowling bag.

So much easier to go after people praying in a church.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

If the Trump regime wants the No Kings protests to stop, all they have to do is stop being fascist fucks.

But they really, REALLY love being fascist fucks.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

One dudes ACTUAL last name is "Maligno"

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

And Jeffrey Dahmer was just a guy in the kitchen with nuanced culinary ideas.

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 8h

🚨🚨🚨 Governor Hochul holds nothing back in a sharp, yet poetic response to a question about exposed texts. 1/2

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

Because people praying, singing, and receiving communion in a church, apparently are the worst of the worst, according to a dog killer and serial liar having an affair with a married man.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6h

ICE setting up raids outside churches. Trump’s America. 🇺🇸

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 2h

It's the MAGA war on Christianity.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h

When MAGA says "that's out of context!",

THIS is the context: they're Nazis.

BIG D GRANDROYAL @bigdgrandroyal.bsky.social · 11h

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h

OG Antifa

General George Washington on a horse holding a No Kings sign

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h

Does this fuckwad even hear himself?

That's how a god damn king would talk.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h

Nothing is more American, more patriotic, more freedom-loving than "NO KINGS". Nothing embodies what this country was founded on more than declaring we will never bow to a monarch.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h

No hair, neck-vag, and devil horns.

PERFECT.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 3h

But which one is the girlfriend of the Founder of Antifa? 😜

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 4h

So if 2026 comes and goes with MAGA still controlling the House and Senate--BECAUSE of this illegal and racist gerrymandering...

We have to fucking secede. Fuck all this bullshit.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 4h

Ironically, the real animals aren't the ones dressed up as animals.

The Dangerous Ones @thedangerousones.com · 4h

We are all Robby Roadsteamer today. ✊

F*ck these nazis.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 4h

Fuck this parasitic fascist bullshit.

There has to be some legal way for a blue state federal-tax secession, and form an economic alliance.

Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 5h

Who thinks BLUE states should STOP sending our hard-earned taxpayer dollars to the federal government to subsidize RED states?

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 5h

Mike Fanone has entered the chat.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 6h

As infuriating, as frustrating, and as discouraging as this is...

We must continue to resist. AT ALL COSTS.

Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 6h

MAGA talking point: Democrats are to blame for the shutdown.

Practically all of America: You lying motherfuckers.

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

Because of course www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

So....

LITERAL private army?

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 1d

THIS

Truth Social(ist) @twitterrefugeeog.bsky.social · 1d

This idiot keeps bragging about the 20 hostages being released in another country while he's kidnapping thousands of people a day here in America.

Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.

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