Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
@capnjackresists.bsky.social
Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
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Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win.
Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft.
That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.
One side reminds the military of their oath to defend the Constitution.
The other side commits extrajudicial killings in the Caribbean.
Which side does MAGA want hanged for sedition?
The two sides are NOT THE SAME.
The other side commits extrajudicial killings in the Caribbean.
Which side does MAGA want hanged for sedition?
The two sides are NOT THE SAME.
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
One side reminds the military of their oath to defend the Constitution.
The other side commits extrajudicial killings in the Caribbean.
Which side does MAGA want hanged for sedition?
The two sides are NOT THE SAME.
The other side commits extrajudicial killings in the Caribbean.
Which side does MAGA want hanged for sedition?
The two sides are NOT THE SAME.
Abolish ICE.
Disbar Bondi.
Arrest Hegseth.
Impeach Trump.
FUCK MAGA.
That's just for starters.
Disbar Bondi.
Arrest Hegseth.
Impeach Trump.
FUCK MAGA.
That's just for starters.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Abolish ICE.
Disbar Bondi.
Arrest Hegseth.
Impeach Trump.
FUCK MAGA.
That's just for starters.
Disbar Bondi.
Arrest Hegseth.
Impeach Trump.
FUCK MAGA.
That's just for starters.
LOVE THIS
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
LOVE THIS
If MAGA truly believed in Jesus, they would know they'd be judged for how they treat immigrants.
They treat immigrants the way they do because they don't know the first thing about Jesus' teachings.
Their god is Trump and their god is hate.
They treat immigrants the way they do because they don't know the first thing about Jesus' teachings.
Their god is Trump and their god is hate.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
If MAGA truly believed in Jesus, they would know they'd be judged for how they treat immigrants.
They treat immigrants the way they do because they don't know the first thing about Jesus' teachings.
Their god is Trump and their god is hate.
They treat immigrants the way they do because they don't know the first thing about Jesus' teachings.
Their god is Trump and their god is hate.
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The President promised...
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The President promised...
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Arrest Hegseth for mass murder.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Arrest Hegseth for mass murder.
The way to end Russia's war on Ukraine is for Putin to fucking d!e.
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The way to end Russia's war on Ukraine is for Putin to fucking d!e.
One of the most infuriating ironies is how the most ILLEGAL and CRIMINAL administration in American history is on a racist crusade against human beings, the majority of which have no criminal record at all, who they keep referring to as "Criminal Illegal aliens."
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One of the most infuriating ironies is how the most ILLEGAL and CRIMINAL administration in American history is on a racist crusade against human beings, the majority of which have no criminal record at all, who they keep referring to as "Criminal Illegal aliens."
This is Michael Leavitt his former fiancée Bruna Ferreira and their child, Michael Jr.
Bruna lived in the US since she was 6.
Michael got Bruna pregnant when his sister KKKaroline was still 16.
She is detained in an ICE gulag in Louisiana. Her heartsick son just wants her home for the holidays.
Bruna lived in the US since she was 6.
Michael got Bruna pregnant when his sister KKKaroline was still 16.
She is detained in an ICE gulag in Louisiana. Her heartsick son just wants her home for the holidays.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is Michael Leavitt his former fiancée Bruna Ferreira and their child, Michael Jr.
Bruna lived in the US since she was 6.
Michael got Bruna pregnant when his sister KKKaroline was still 16.
She is detained in an ICE gulag in Louisiana. Her heartsick son just wants her home for the holidays.
Bruna lived in the US since she was 6.
Michael got Bruna pregnant when his sister KKKaroline was still 16.
She is detained in an ICE gulag in Louisiana. Her heartsick son just wants her home for the holidays.
20 year old Sarah Beckstrom has died from her wounds.
Trump unconstitutional act of deploying troops to our cities, his dictatorial lust for political revenge, are DIRECTLY responsible for the death of this young woman.
Trump unconstitutional act of deploying troops to our cities, his dictatorial lust for political revenge, are DIRECTLY responsible for the death of this young woman.
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
20 year old Sarah Beckstrom has died from her wounds.
Trump unconstitutional act of deploying troops to our cities, his dictatorial lust for political revenge, are DIRECTLY responsible for the death of this young woman.
Trump unconstitutional act of deploying troops to our cities, his dictatorial lust for political revenge, are DIRECTLY responsible for the death of this young woman.
"Stop leaving skeletons here."
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"Stop leaving skeletons here."
This.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This.
The next Democratic administration needs to criminalize all these for-profit gulags. Everyone from the CEO's down to the shitbag torture guards need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for their crimes against humanity.
Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2
Supreme Court Considers Private Prison Case
A private prison company seeks a ruling that could help all government contractors evade liability.
www.brennancenter.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The next Democratic administration needs to criminalize all these for-profit gulags. Everyone from the CEO's down to the shitbag torture guards need to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for their crimes against humanity.
So basically, "Trump 2028" slogans and merchandise are not only anti-Constitutional, they're anti-JD Vance.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
So basically, "Trump 2028" slogans and merchandise are not only anti-Constitutional, they're anti-JD Vance.
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The shooting of two guardsmen in DC is exactly what Trump had in mind when he active duty troops in our cities.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The shooting of two guardsmen in DC is exactly what Trump had in mind when he active duty troops in our cities.
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Corporate Media is going to pretend that Trump is heartbroken about the two West Virginian National Guardsmen being shot in DC, but the entire point of moving a standing army into a peaceful city was to induce violence by The People to justify more violence by Trump on The People in retaliation.
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Corporate Media is going to pretend that Trump is heartbroken about the two West Virginian National Guardsmen being shot in DC, but the entire point of moving a standing army into a peaceful city was to induce violence by The People to justify more violence by Trump on The People in retaliation.
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These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.- Andy Borowitz
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.- Andy Borowitz
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.- Andy Borowitz
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.- Andy Borowitz
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🚨MAJOR BREAKING: MAGA is stunned into silence as news confirms National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, entered the U.S. in 2021 and was vetted and granted LEGAL ASYLUM by the TRUMP ADMINISTRATION in April 2025.
Their entire narrative just collapsed.
Their entire narrative just collapsed.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ooops LOL
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When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.
Happy Thanksgiving.
How quickly the media moves on from the WH death threats against Kelly and company.
By next week this National Guard shooting will no longer be the top news story.
By next week this National Guard shooting will no longer be the top news story.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
How quickly the media moves on from the WH death threats against Kelly and company.
By next week this National Guard shooting will no longer be the top news story.
By next week this National Guard shooting will no longer be the top news story.
Donald Dunce was never the smart one.
The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Donald Dunce was never the smart one.
The entire Trump terrorist regime is one big unlawful order.
I stand with Senator Kelly.
I stand with Senator Kelly.
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The entire Trump terrorist regime is one big unlawful order.
I stand with Senator Kelly.
I stand with Senator Kelly.
Witkoff and Fucktkoff
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Witkoff and Fucktkoff
A message for draft dodger Naporkleon Bonespurs from patriots who actually served.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A message for draft dodger Naporkleon Bonespurs from patriots who actually served.