Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
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Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
This is the face of a spoiled toddler saying "NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I'M RUBBER YOU'RE GLUE!"
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is the face of a spoiled toddler saying "NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I'M RUBBER YOU'RE GLUE!"
So they just made up their own awards.
What's the trophy? Golden dildo in a white hood?
What's the trophy? Golden dildo in a white hood?
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So they just made up their own awards.
What's the trophy? Golden dildo in a white hood?
What's the trophy? Golden dildo in a white hood?
Reminds me of this mug
November 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reminds me of this mug
"I don't want to hear about the affordability."
-Donald J. Trump, 11/06/2025
-Donald J. Trump, 11/06/2025
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"I don't want to hear about the affordability."
-Donald J. Trump, 11/06/2025
-Donald J. Trump, 11/06/2025
I assure you, when Trump eventually keels over, America will NOT react the way he's reacting in this picture.
Nope.
We'll be busting out all the dance moves of the world.
Nope.
We'll be busting out all the dance moves of the world.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I assure you, when Trump eventually keels over, America will NOT react the way he's reacting in this picture.
Nope.
We'll be busting out all the dance moves of the world.
Nope.
We'll be busting out all the dance moves of the world.
Don Sleepo Snorleone
November 7, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Don Sleepo Snorleone
I remember the right-wing radio outrage over Janet Reno's DOJ when armed men took Elian Gonzalez.
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I remember the right-wing radio outrage over Janet Reno's DOJ when armed men took Elian Gonzalez.
Just have a feeling there will be memed to death.
November 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Just have a feeling there will be memed to death.
So Nazipoleon Bonerfarts stopped growing in the sixth grade?
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So Nazipoleon Bonerfarts stopped growing in the sixth grade?
Jumbo shrimp
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Jumbo shrimp
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
She was more entertaining as the Mouth of Sauron.
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
She was more entertaining as the Mouth of Sauron.
This picture is several million faux-gold plated reasons to eat the rich.
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This picture is several million faux-gold plated reasons to eat the rich.