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The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
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Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee. A true American Cryptid.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 3h
My first block in weeks...

I need to be alone now...

I am so aroused
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 3h
Nazis suck.
End of discussion
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
In my worldview you get a tattoo for a specific reason, not because it looks cool

He knew what he got. He just never expected push back
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
My favorite uncle disliked Nazis. He killed a large number of them with ANTIFA in the 40's

Nazism is always a big deal.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
I have no shame or dignity...

I can admit my wife and/or Hatchlings trim my eyebrows with the dog's scissors.

A man has to at least look civilized
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jen sometimes aph 🌻 @bunnibytz.bsky.social · 5h
via Jake Sherman - Texas Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett, who has north of $4 million in the bank, says on SiriusXM that she is considering jumping in the Texas Senate race.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
Please sweet baby Antifa Jesus let her ..

We need hope in Texas
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
Stand by it
Embrace it
It's yours
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
Apparently Steven Miller aka Temu Neferastu had to move because someone found where he hides his coffin.

You know how to find his new lair??
Watch for a neighborhood in the DC area with sudden reports of missing pets..

The monster is always hungry
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
Every road in Texas is basically Thunderdome these days
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 8h
It's only Wednesday and I can’t believe I made it this far through the week without stabbing someone in the neck with a letter opener.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 4h
I am not allowed sharp objects at work.

They haven't caught me sharpening my plastic spoon yet ...
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 5h
George Springer has been there.
He knows what to do.

Vlad Jr is a monster....

They should be feared
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 5h
Naw, he was shitty all along

He just used a TBI as an excuse to expose his shittiness to the world.

The man's soul has been rotten since birth
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 5h
Okay, you saved a shitty day. You made me laugh loud enough to have to explain things to my boss.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 5h
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 5h
Once he tires of sucking his billionaire christo-facist landlord's cock things might change...

Or if his Grindr profile actually does get leaked
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 5h
Apparently the correct search term is "skull chalice"

Still no joy on Etsy
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 5h
How is my day going?

Searching Etsy for "drinking cup made from skull," and being very disappointed.

Looks like I need to get crafty.

How do you measure coworkers' heads without them getting suspicious?
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 8h
He knows he’s rotting from the inside out so now he’s trying to leave his mark on everything- I’m just waiting for him to lift his leg & pee on Pam Bondi
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 6h
Naw, he'll just shit his pants next to her and blame her for the smell.

It's how drunken apes exert dominance.

He's just stupid enough to believe it too.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 6h
That's why he ran. Having someone know where his coffin is during the day is dangerous...
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Robin Wood @woodheap.bsky.social · 23h
Dear Mr. President.

Have you paid her the damages yet?

You know the damages the courts ordered you to pay, after finding you guilty of raping her in the changing room?
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 6h
The very first piece of Abode software I ever used, 35+ years ago now, was PageMaker, which was the software we used to layout the Chicago Maroon, the college newspaper I wrote and edited for. Of course, because I'm old, it was from Aldus then. But I also used it after Adobe acquired Aldus.
sapphichazard.bsky.social Sapphic Hazard @sapphichazard.bsky.social · 6h
Did you ever work in Framemaker? It was a very nice, if slightly excessive piece of word processing+ software from earlier Adobe years that I swore by - up to a point.
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The RedRoach @redroach67.bsky.social · 6h
I now feel old.
Learned to type on an IBM Selectric II

Did Newspaper layout in HS with waxed text blocks so you could move it around on the mock up sheets.
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