The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee.
A true American Cryptid.
A true American Cryptid.
Trapped in my house due to bad weather....
Yes, I was the guy with the propane weed burning torch de-icing his driveway so he could escape.
Which reminds me...
Fire seems to work very well on ICE
Yes, I was the guy with the propane weed burning torch de-icing his driveway so he could escape.
Which reminds me...
Fire seems to work very well on ICE
January 28, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Trapped in my house due to bad weather....
Yes, I was the guy with the propane weed burning torch de-icing his driveway so he could escape.
Which reminds me...
Fire seems to work very well on ICE
Yes, I was the guy with the propane weed burning torch de-icing his driveway so he could escape.
Which reminds me...
Fire seems to work very well on ICE
Will the lollipop guild protest Bovinos firing?
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Will the lollipop guild protest Bovinos firing?
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Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 26, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Here's how to identify some crowd control munitions, canisters of which federal agents have left on the ground after deploying them against people in Minnesota. bit.ly/3YWp1jE
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
Graphic by Mark Boswell/The Minnesota Star Tribune
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Who was the agent who shot Mr. Pretti? Inquiring minds want to hold his ass accountable for murder!
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Who was the agent who shot Mr. Pretti? Inquiring minds want to hold his ass accountable for murder!
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Seriously though have you ever asked your partner how many Skittles they can fit in their butthole?
Sir, this is the DMV
Sir, this is the DMV
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Seriously though have you ever asked your partner how many Skittles they can fit in their butthole?
Sir, this is the DMV
Sir, this is the DMV
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I also look forward to the day when I can unmute all these words I have over the past year
January 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I also look forward to the day when I can unmute all these words I have over the past year
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Please wait for the official DHS report. I heard he was ramming ICE officers with an invisible car and had miniature chainsaws for fingers.
I watched the video and pretty much everyone is representing it pretty much accurately and I don't think you need to watch it if your takeaway is that a bunch of ICE guys were on top of a dude who they were beating and then one of them decided to shoot him at point blank range for no obvious reason
January 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Please wait for the official DHS report. I heard he was ramming ICE officers with an invisible car and had miniature chainsaws for fingers.
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ICE agents do not deserve a fair trial.
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
ICE agents do not deserve a fair trial.
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Howdy fellow US folks!
Buy a firearm and learn to shoot, maintain and handle it safely. I’m happy to be a resource.
I’d also prefer guns didn’t exist, full-stop, but the legislation in this country isn’t changing. The times certainly are.
Buy a firearm and learn to shoot, maintain and handle it safely. I’m happy to be a resource.
I’d also prefer guns didn’t exist, full-stop, but the legislation in this country isn’t changing. The times certainly are.
January 24, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Howdy fellow US folks!
Buy a firearm and learn to shoot, maintain and handle it safely. I’m happy to be a resource.
I’d also prefer guns didn’t exist, full-stop, but the legislation in this country isn’t changing. The times certainly are.
Buy a firearm and learn to shoot, maintain and handle it safely. I’m happy to be a resource.
I’d also prefer guns didn’t exist, full-stop, but the legislation in this country isn’t changing. The times certainly are.
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ICE is a death squad
January 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
ICE is a death squad
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Walz: Minnesotans are witnessing, and we're creating a log of evidence for the future prosecution of ice agents and officials responsible for this.
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Walz: Minnesotans are witnessing, and we're creating a log of evidence for the future prosecution of ice agents and officials responsible for this.
It's a balmy 30F this afternoon in central Texas.
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It's a balmy 30F this afternoon in central Texas.
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Me seeing a bunch of podcasts getting fat Netflix deals
January 22, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Me seeing a bunch of podcasts getting fat Netflix deals
Nothing like a text from your ISP telling you that they are expecting weather related service outages more than the day before the shitty weather hits.
Maybe they found out Cancun Ted was on his way to a tropical vacation already
Maybe they found out Cancun Ted was on his way to a tropical vacation already
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Nothing like a text from your ISP telling you that they are expecting weather related service outages more than the day before the shitty weather hits.
Maybe they found out Cancun Ted was on his way to a tropical vacation already
Maybe they found out Cancun Ted was on his way to a tropical vacation already
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Answer to someone asking how to bring down prices. Incidentally, all but the last two were in place during the Biden administration, for those who insist "the two parties are the same"
These are off the top of my head. I don't want to debate.
None of it matters without power.
These are off the top of my head. I don't want to debate.
None of it matters without power.
1. Abolish tariffs
2. Reinstate $35 insulin
3. Reinstate ACA subsidies
4. Reinstate student loan forgiveness
5. Reinstate green energy and EV subsidies
6. Reinstate Banking Fee Limits
7. Reinstate passenger rights penalties
8. Implement guest worker program
9.Allow reimportation of drugs
Out of room
2. Reinstate $35 insulin
3. Reinstate ACA subsidies
4. Reinstate student loan forgiveness
5. Reinstate green energy and EV subsidies
6. Reinstate Banking Fee Limits
7. Reinstate passenger rights penalties
8. Implement guest worker program
9.Allow reimportation of drugs
Out of room
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Answer to someone asking how to bring down prices. Incidentally, all but the last two were in place during the Biden administration, for those who insist "the two parties are the same"
These are off the top of my head. I don't want to debate.
None of it matters without power.
These are off the top of my head. I don't want to debate.
None of it matters without power.
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The thing about The Who is that Pete Townshend is one of the best pop songwriters of his generation, but one of the most confused and incoherent conceptual artists, and too often he lets the conceptual artist overrule the pop songwriter.
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 PM
The thing about The Who is that Pete Townshend is one of the best pop songwriters of his generation, but one of the most confused and incoherent conceptual artists, and too often he lets the conceptual artist overrule the pop songwriter.
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the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him
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Unless I'm standing between ICE and the actual border, I'm not "impeding the work of ICE". Following their vehicle is not "impeding the work of ICE." As a citizen, protesting their criminality is not "impeding the work of ICE."
Disrupting their power trip and ego is not "impeding the work of ICE."
Disrupting their power trip and ego is not "impeding the work of ICE."
January 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Unless I'm standing between ICE and the actual border, I'm not "impeding the work of ICE". Following their vehicle is not "impeding the work of ICE." As a citizen, protesting their criminality is not "impeding the work of ICE."
Disrupting their power trip and ego is not "impeding the work of ICE."
Disrupting their power trip and ego is not "impeding the work of ICE."
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Fill in the blank:
"I would rather ___________________ than watch Orange Hitler's press briefing."
"I would rather ___________________ than watch Orange Hitler's press briefing."
January 20, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Fill in the blank:
"I would rather ___________________ than watch Orange Hitler's press briefing."
"I would rather ___________________ than watch Orange Hitler's press briefing."
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How corrupt and stupid does someone need to be for this administration to actually call them out on it
NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 PM
How corrupt and stupid does someone need to be for this administration to actually call them out on it
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MN & other locations:
ICE believe they're above the law. A Fed judge just ordered that they cannot deploy chemical agents at peaceful protesters. Again.
Even if all you do is go to a hardware store & get a very good dust mask & goggles, it will help. Also, it'll make you unidentifiable. Like them
ICE believe they're above the law. A Fed judge just ordered that they cannot deploy chemical agents at peaceful protesters. Again.
Even if all you do is go to a hardware store & get a very good dust mask & goggles, it will help. Also, it'll make you unidentifiable. Like them
January 19, 2026 at 11:59 PM
MN & other locations:
ICE believe they're above the law. A Fed judge just ordered that they cannot deploy chemical agents at peaceful protesters. Again.
Even if all you do is go to a hardware store & get a very good dust mask & goggles, it will help. Also, it'll make you unidentifiable. Like them
ICE believe they're above the law. A Fed judge just ordered that they cannot deploy chemical agents at peaceful protesters. Again.
Even if all you do is go to a hardware store & get a very good dust mask & goggles, it will help. Also, it'll make you unidentifiable. Like them
Day 3 of sinus headache.
Feeling very stabby and dispondent
Feeling very stabby and dispondent
January 19, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Day 3 of sinus headache.
Feeling very stabby and dispondent
Feeling very stabby and dispondent
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