The RedRoach
@redroach67.bsky.social
Just an enigma wrapped in bacon and dipped in sarcasm. I am not a hero, but I will fight a bear bare handed to save my cup of coffee.
A true American Cryptid.
A true American Cryptid.
Normally it's late morning oatmeal time.
Not today.
Today it is "Fuck you cancer bowels!"
I am going to regret this
Not today.
Today it is "Fuck you cancer bowels!"
I am going to regret this
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Normally it's late morning oatmeal time.
Not today.
Today it is "Fuck you cancer bowels!"
I am going to regret this
Not today.
Today it is "Fuck you cancer bowels!"
I am going to regret this
If I am going to be in a Cult, it's going to revolve around Cartoon Beavers and clean gas station restrooms.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
If I am going to be in a Cult, it's going to revolve around Cartoon Beavers and clean gas station restrooms.
Chilling on the porch..
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Chilling on the porch..
This is Duck the Chicken.
Don't ask
Don't ask
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is Duck the Chicken.
Don't ask
Don't ask
Just so you know something about me
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just so you know something about me
I have voted in every election I was entitled to since I turned 18 in 1985.
I take this duty very seriously
I take this duty very seriously
October 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I have voted in every election I was entitled to since I turned 18 in 1985.
I take this duty very seriously
I take this duty very seriously
Just to stoke the fires...
October 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just to stoke the fires...
She is Inevitable
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
She is Inevitable
Being locked in a never ending war with your post cancer bowels means that on occasion, you gotta go nuclear!!
October 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Being locked in a never ending war with your post cancer bowels means that on occasion, you gotta go nuclear!!
My day in a nutshell.
3 beverages at the same time.
3 beverages at the same time.
October 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
My day in a nutshell.
3 beverages at the same time.
3 beverages at the same time.
Oh Shit, ANTIFA is suiting up!
October 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Oh Shit, ANTIFA is suiting up!
This one is for you my Sweet Angel of Heinous Fuckery and Waffles
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This one is for you my Sweet Angel of Heinous Fuckery and Waffles
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Just going to say how enjoyable this was to read. Unexpected, but definitely fun.
September 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just going to say how enjoyable this was to read. Unexpected, but definitely fun.
I think I found my new spirit animal
September 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I think I found my new spirit animal
These Eggs are Blue
Most people don't know that blue eggs contain the most magic.
I am going to be invincible after breakfast
Most people don't know that blue eggs contain the most magic.
I am going to be invincible after breakfast
August 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
These Eggs are Blue
Most people don't know that blue eggs contain the most magic.
I am going to be invincible after breakfast
Most people don't know that blue eggs contain the most magic.
I am going to be invincible after breakfast
My new spirit animal
August 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My new spirit animal
The hatchlings are at college and I write them every day.
Sometimes they just get inspirational post it notes for their dorms.
Sometimes they just get inspirational post it notes for their dorms.
August 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The hatchlings are at college and I write them every day.
Sometimes they just get inspirational post it notes for their dorms.
Sometimes they just get inspirational post it notes for their dorms.
This is what happens when you harvest fresh from the garden and find all the ingredients in the pantry/fridge
July 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is what happens when you harvest fresh from the garden and find all the ingredients in the pantry/fridge