Baron is now Horus or something

There is an upscale neighborhood in Austin where pineapples on the porch have apparently long signalled swingers within

Ahhh...

The days of uncut cocaine and rampant depravity...

There will be retribution on those geriatric fuck weasels when they are tortured on their death beds by avenging nurses.

Nah, I see you getting older and finally stepping over that fine line into Christopher Moore territory.

It won't be horny prose, but the release of Scalzi's inner comedian that escapes

That's the true spirit of Thanksgiving

Now I am angry I had to miss you there.

That would have been a treat to see

Aren't dogs wonderful?

I'm a straight old guy, but Dick could probably get it from me.

The man is a mensch