Rebecca Blood 🇺🇦
@rebeccablood.bsky.social
Smallholder in the North, Rebel Among Hipsters, former Goth Babe of the Week. Somewhat original.
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Ok I want everyone to prepare themselves, the dads are about to start talking about brine
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
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Except where it gets weird, like the fact that apparently Steven Miller only eats mayonnaise?!
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Except where it gets weird, like the fact that apparently Steven Miller only eats mayonnaise?!
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The field reports from Thanksgiving dinner planning with ChatGPT are starting to come in and all I can say is
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The field reports from Thanksgiving dinner planning with ChatGPT are starting to come in and all I can say is
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Important to repost this every time Lizza drops another substack
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Important to repost this every time Lizza drops another substack
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Pine Tree Inn Thanksgiving menu
Lakehurst, NJ
November 26, 1931
Lakehurst, NJ
November 26, 1931
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Pine Tree Inn Thanksgiving menu
Lakehurst, NJ
November 26, 1931
Lakehurst, NJ
November 26, 1931
I’m adopting this
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m adopting this
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My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My 7 year old just reached for a piece of pizza fresh out of the oven and exclaimed, in the same tone as an adult swearing…
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
“English folklore, that’s hot!”
I choked laughing ENGLISH FOLKLORE AS A SWEAR? WHO ARE YOU?!?
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This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
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OK - pie discourse - best pie story:
In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*
The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.
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In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*
The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.
/1
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
OK - pie discourse - best pie story:
In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*
The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.
/1
In 2016, we were living in Andover, in the UK. My wife was assigned as an exchange officer at the Army Air Corps base at Middle Wallop (yes, really).*
The US Army has a tradition: senior leaders, in dress uniform, serve junior troops Thanksgiving dinner.
/1
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Menu for Thanksgiving at an unidentified restaurant
November 25, 1948
Culinary Institute of America
November 25, 1948
Culinary Institute of America
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Menu for Thanksgiving at an unidentified restaurant
November 25, 1948
Culinary Institute of America
November 25, 1948
Culinary Institute of America
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I can feel the rage of the guy in the green car all the way over here on the other side of the world. bsky.app/profile/anne...
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I can feel the rage of the guy in the green car all the way over here on the other side of the world. bsky.app/profile/anne...
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Site in Kenya reveals 300,000 years of uninterrupted toolmaking. Archaeologists uncovered nearly 1,300 stone tools spanning 2.44 to 2.75 million years, showing that early hominins taught and replicated the same techniques across roughly 10,000 generations. buff.ly/zQvktxJ
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Advanced 2.5 Million-Year-Old Tools May Rewrite Human History
Early humans crafted the same tools for hundreds of thousands of years, offering an unprecedented glimpse of a continuous tradition that may push back the origins of technology.
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Site in Kenya reveals 300,000 years of uninterrupted toolmaking. Archaeologists uncovered nearly 1,300 stone tools spanning 2.44 to 2.75 million years, showing that early hominins taught and replicated the same techniques across roughly 10,000 generations. buff.ly/zQvktxJ
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
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Also in here: I am a little shocked that people suddenly gesture at pre-LLM internet knowledge as unsullied and reliable by comparison, when a kind of Bayesian epistemology has been ongoing for many years, on Google, at Amazon, on social media, etc.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Also in here: I am a little shocked that people suddenly gesture at pre-LLM internet knowledge as unsullied and reliable by comparison, when a kind of Bayesian epistemology has been ongoing for many years, on Google, at Amazon, on social media, etc.
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Time to post this banger again
January 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Time to post this banger again
I like this idea. For all of them.
Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I like this idea. For all of them.
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Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me about to piss off a bunch of capitalists: If Bezos doesn’t want to pay his fair share in corporate taxes, I don’t see why we shouldn’t nationalise Amazon and make it a subsidiary of the post office.
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Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
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What’s that? I just finished editing a YouTube cooking video for the first time in like six months?
Nature is healing.
Nature is healing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What’s that? I just finished editing a YouTube cooking video for the first time in like six months?
Nature is healing.
Nature is healing.
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Here's a free Thanksgiving-adjacent cookbook that helps you reduce food waste, created completely without AI: ivacheung.com/2025/09/afte...
Print copies support a food sovereignty charity!
Print copies support a food sovereignty charity!
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Here's a free Thanksgiving-adjacent cookbook that helps you reduce food waste, created completely without AI: ivacheung.com/2025/09/afte...
Print copies support a food sovereignty charity!
Print copies support a food sovereignty charity!
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Can't build a brand with you talking in the background.
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Can't build a brand with you talking in the background.
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he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
he believes what now
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My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
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This and learning how to say “hello“ and ”thank you” in the local tongue are the secret to having a good time abroad.
if there is one American value I really do pride myself on adhering to when I travel abroad, it is “I will enthusiastically try all of your local foods”
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
This and learning how to say “hello“ and ”thank you” in the local tongue are the secret to having a good time abroad.
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Zohran Mamdani is so likable that white boomers are unconsciously revising his name to make it Irish … the power this man has.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Zohran Mamdani is so likable that white boomers are unconsciously revising his name to make it Irish … the power this man has.