Randy Ford
@ranman.bsky.social
TN native, politics alum, comms guy living in DC. 🏳️🌈🥃📺🍝
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What's that I hear? It's the sound of memes gusting in and out of my email inbox like fighter jets. It's the sound of a Capital One customer service call on speakerphone, shaking the walls of the doctor's office.
It's the sound of our freedom.
It's the sound of our freedom.
I Am a Boomer’s iPhone and I Will Not Be Silenced
Our 23rd most-read article of 2024. - - -I am proud to be a Boomer’s iPhone. Ever since I was activated, I’ve been living my life at full volume. ...
buff.ly
February 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
What's that I hear? It's the sound of memes gusting in and out of my email inbox like fighter jets. It's the sound of a Capital One customer service call on speakerphone, shaking the walls of the doctor's office.
It's the sound of our freedom.
It's the sound of our freedom.
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so @theonion.com actually predicted this in its print issue last month
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
so @theonion.com actually predicted this in its print issue last month
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In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”
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Donald Trump appears in Jeffrey Epstein's emails 38,000 times. But Hillary Clinton's campaign chair once shared risotto tips on a private email server. I have never felt more politically homeless.
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Donald Trump appears in Jeffrey Epstein's emails 38,000 times. But Hillary Clinton's campaign chair once shared risotto tips on a private email server. I have never felt more politically homeless.
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Jeffrey Epstein’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Jeffrey Epstein’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.
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hey baby. would you like to, how do I put this. “deal with my psychological issues”
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
hey baby. would you like to, how do I put this. “deal with my psychological issues”
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Journalism school: "If your mother says she loves you, check it out.”
CBS News: “On it.”
CBS News: “On it.”
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Journalism school: "If your mother says she loves you, check it out.”
CBS News: “On it.”
CBS News: “On it.”
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A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
January 25, 2026 at 12:55 AM
A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.
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Remember when these photos first came out and sane people were all “This is fucking disturbing and Nazi-esque” and everyone else was like “the libs are over reacting again.”
People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars
January 22, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Remember when these photos first came out and sane people were all “This is fucking disturbing and Nazi-esque” and everyone else was like “the libs are over reacting again.”
If you’re sharing screen shots from other sites, please include the date. I need to know if I should be outraged today or yesterday or in 2015.
(The people I want to see this never will.)
(The people I want to see this never will.)
January 20, 2026 at 6:23 AM
If you’re sharing screen shots from other sites, please include the date. I need to know if I should be outraged today or yesterday or in 2015.
(The people I want to see this never will.)
(The people I want to see this never will.)
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“The very introduction of AI into the workplace appears to be disastrous for employee relations, suggests another study, which found that AI resulted in employees passing off low quality “workslop” with the expectation that someone else down the line would polish the AI’s shoddy output.”
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“The very introduction of AI into the workplace appears to be disastrous for employee relations, suggests another study, which found that AI resulted in employees passing off low quality “workslop” with the expectation that someone else down the line would polish the AI’s shoddy output.”
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I like it when people get my jokes.
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I like it when people get my jokes.
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
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People who think that there are paid crisis actors protesting are out of their fucking minds. First of all, there are a lot of really terrible actors out there. Second, if an actor really did get a job as a protestor, people would know about it. They’d be hashtagging that shit.
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
People who think that there are paid crisis actors protesting are out of their fucking minds. First of all, there are a lot of really terrible actors out there. Second, if an actor really did get a job as a protestor, people would know about it. They’d be hashtagging that shit.
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LFG.
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
LFG.
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Anyone got some of that peace on Earth and goodwill leftover?
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Anyone got some of that peace on Earth and goodwill leftover?
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a little dirt snack never hurt anyone who already lives with human filth
Katie Miller Boasts Her Child ‘Is Not Vaccinated At All’: ‘I Could Put Dirt In His Mouth and He Will Not Get Ill’
Katie Miller Boasts Her Child ‘Is Not Vaccinated At All’: ‘I Could Put Dirt In His Mouth and He Will Not Get Ill’
Katie Miller boasted that her youngest child with White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller had not been "vaccinated at all."
The post Katie Miller Boasts Her Child ‘Is Not Vaccinated At All’: ‘I Could Put Dirt In His Mouth and He Will Not Get Ill’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
January 7, 2026 at 6:11 AM
a little dirt snack never hurt anyone who already lives with human filth
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You can almost hear the difference
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
You can almost hear the difference
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.
“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.