Flower-Hawk
@ragtimehawk.bsky.social
A pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
But I also come back to land to shriek about gay things and books. Very strong opinions about bread.
But I also come back to land to shriek about gay things and books. Very strong opinions about bread.
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I have learned that Nicola Griffith is on Bluesky AND has a patreon. (Also, read Spear. It's brilliant.)
I'm experimenting. Want to hear me read the beginning of THE BLUE PLACE—the moment when Aud first meets Julia? Of course you do. And until June, this is the only place to listen.
Also, right now, membership is free...
Also, right now, membership is free...
December 18, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I have learned that Nicola Griffith is on Bluesky AND has a patreon. (Also, read Spear. It's brilliant.)
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WHO IS CHUCK? THE BIG REVEAL youtu.be/GyWVsLTaYIY?...
WHO IS CHUCK? THE BIG REVEAL
YouTube video by Chuck Tingle
youtu.be
October 10, 2024 at 4:30 PM
WHO IS CHUCK? THE BIG REVEAL youtu.be/GyWVsLTaYIY?...
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Okay, story time. I was asked for the tale of my laser eye injury, so here you go. I'm fine. Customers were fine. No children were harmed. The only victims were me and Bob's career. www.funraniumlabs.com/2024/07/how-...
How I Got My Laser Eye Injury - Funranium Labs
It has been brought to my attention that I have never actually written this story down before, merely told it in person to many students for valuable lessons and for laughs over cocktails. It is a lit...
www.funraniumlabs.com
July 31, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Okay, story time. I was asked for the tale of my laser eye injury, so here you go. I'm fine. Customers were fine. No children were harmed. The only victims were me and Bob's career. www.funraniumlabs.com/2024/07/how-...
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Skip merrily through the street like Tom Bombadil, gently tossing a hard boiled egg into any open cybertruck windows you come across
September 7, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Skip merrily through the street like Tom Bombadil, gently tossing a hard boiled egg into any open cybertruck windows you come across
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The eggs are also extremely easy to peel, if that sweetens the pot.
Impress dates pulling out a hard boiled egg from a pocket, distending your jaw like a snake, and then consuming it while making direct eye contact.
Then reach into your pocket to offer them an egg.
Impress dates pulling out a hard boiled egg from a pocket, distending your jaw like a snake, and then consuming it while making direct eye contact.
Then reach into your pocket to offer them an egg.
September 7, 2024 at 3:29 AM
The eggs are also extremely easy to peel, if that sweetens the pot.
Impress dates pulling out a hard boiled egg from a pocket, distending your jaw like a snake, and then consuming it while making direct eye contact.
Then reach into your pocket to offer them an egg.
Impress dates pulling out a hard boiled egg from a pocket, distending your jaw like a snake, and then consuming it while making direct eye contact.
Then reach into your pocket to offer them an egg.
I've never seen Twin Peaks before, but so far the first episode is full of gorgeous lesbians and I am accepting no criticisms at this time.
September 7, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I've never seen Twin Peaks before, but so far the first episode is full of gorgeous lesbians and I am accepting no criticisms at this time.
I grew a tomato and it looks like Frakenstein's buttox.
August 15, 2024 at 1:49 PM
I grew a tomato and it looks like Frakenstein's buttox.
If I shake @buehlmeister.bsky.social will more books fall out like shaking fruit from a tree?
I loved The Daughters' War. Devastating and beautiful and GALVA. One of those books that I was crushed when I realized how close to the end I was.
I loved The Daughters' War. Devastating and beautiful and GALVA. One of those books that I was crushed when I realized how close to the end I was.
June 29, 2024 at 10:47 PM
If I shake @buehlmeister.bsky.social will more books fall out like shaking fruit from a tree?
I loved The Daughters' War. Devastating and beautiful and GALVA. One of those books that I was crushed when I realized how close to the end I was.
I loved The Daughters' War. Devastating and beautiful and GALVA. One of those books that I was crushed when I realized how close to the end I was.
Two more days until it's out and I'm absolutely wracked with yearning for it!
Today I finished THE DAUGHTERS WAR, @buehlmeister.bsky.social 's spectacular and heartbreaking prequel to the excellent THE BLACKTONGUE THIEF. Highly recommended, I love Galva.
June 24, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Two more days until it's out and I'm absolutely wracked with yearning for it!
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museum tour guide: …and he never finished The Last Supper either, along with most of his paintings. he was always experimenting
da vinci several hundred years ago: i can’t fucking sit still and i keep losing focus. there is no word for how i’m always feeling
da vinci several hundred years ago: i can’t fucking sit still and i keep losing focus. there is no word for how i’m always feeling
May 22, 2024 at 3:23 PM
museum tour guide: …and he never finished The Last Supper either, along with most of his paintings. he was always experimenting
da vinci several hundred years ago: i can’t fucking sit still and i keep losing focus. there is no word for how i’m always feeling
da vinci several hundred years ago: i can’t fucking sit still and i keep losing focus. there is no word for how i’m always feeling
I read Butcher of the Forest the other weekand it was SO FUCKING GOOD. It's the kind of book that kinda makes me want to make it my Whole Thing for at least a year.
HEY all my READERS you are AMAZING
Today I was very surprised to learn that THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST earned out! (All future royalties will be going to cat treats, yes.)
Thank you everyone who read it, yelled about it, and forced their friends to read it! :D 🦊🍎🌲🦄
Today I was very surprised to learn that THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST earned out! (All future royalties will be going to cat treats, yes.)
Thank you everyone who read it, yelled about it, and forced their friends to read it! :D 🦊🍎🌲🦄
May 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I read Butcher of the Forest the other weekand it was SO FUCKING GOOD. It's the kind of book that kinda makes me want to make it my Whole Thing for at least a year.
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A common mistake many new writers make is crafting a character and then, without story justification or world building to support it, making them heterosexual. This leaves readers confused & takes them out of the story.
November 4, 2023 at 3:54 PM
A common mistake many new writers make is crafting a character and then, without story justification or world building to support it, making them heterosexual. This leaves readers confused & takes them out of the story.
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No more modern nonsense, return to to tradition
February 11, 2024 at 6:19 PM
No more modern nonsense, return to to tradition
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Fellow tiny bottle dragons! I bring good news for your hoards...go search "cosmetic display shelf" at the vendor of your choice.
February 11, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Fellow tiny bottle dragons! I bring good news for your hoards...go search "cosmetic display shelf" at the vendor of your choice.
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
February 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”
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Neurodivergent is a great term, it sounds like a class of psychic technopriests or some shit in a sci-fi TTRPG. Like, ahh, yes, the Brainmancers, famed for their inability to shut the fuck up about 15th century Florentine municipal politics.
February 14, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Neurodivergent is a great term, it sounds like a class of psychic technopriests or some shit in a sci-fi TTRPG. Like, ahh, yes, the Brainmancers, famed for their inability to shut the fuck up about 15th century Florentine municipal politics.
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Fergus got a soft, squishy new bed tonight and he is IN LOVE. His enjoyment of this thing is giving me allllllll the dopamine.
January 6, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Fergus got a soft, squishy new bed tonight and he is IN LOVE. His enjoyment of this thing is giving me allllllll the dopamine.
I have developed a cocktail that SHOULD be heinous but it's ACTUALLY great: 2-3tbsp homemade vanilla extract (with a base of whisky, whiskey, or bourbon, preferably), ice (maybe half a pint glass), then top with Fresca grapefruit seltzer.
Summer alchemy OCCURS and then it's magically delicious!?
Summer alchemy OCCURS and then it's magically delicious!?
January 6, 2024 at 6:41 AM
I have developed a cocktail that SHOULD be heinous but it's ACTUALLY great: 2-3tbsp homemade vanilla extract (with a base of whisky, whiskey, or bourbon, preferably), ice (maybe half a pint glass), then top with Fresca grapefruit seltzer.
Summer alchemy OCCURS and then it's magically delicious!?
Summer alchemy OCCURS and then it's magically delicious!?
Sometimes I miss the ocean so much it hurts. Not just the beaches, but its *presence.* That sound so low it becomes a feeling in the body of a mass moving to the beat of cosmic drums.
January 6, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Sometimes I miss the ocean so much it hurts. Not just the beaches, but its *presence.* That sound so low it becomes a feeling in the body of a mass moving to the beat of cosmic drums.
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you almost fell for my trap
fine the real REAL next genre for 2025 is Hallmark Movie Werewolf DILFs
fine the real REAL next genre for 2025 is Hallmark Movie Werewolf DILFs
January 1, 2024 at 5:44 PM
you almost fell for my trap
fine the real REAL next genre for 2025 is Hallmark Movie Werewolf DILFs
fine the real REAL next genre for 2025 is Hallmark Movie Werewolf DILFs
I think this year might end up being fun.
January 1, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I think this year might end up being fun.
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If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. It's an annual tradition, so join in the fun and start 2024 off on the right hoof.
December 28, 2023 at 6:02 PM
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. It's an annual tradition, so join in the fun and start 2024 off on the right hoof.